Communications

( texts to Midna )

( texts to Wendy )

( texts to Navi )

( identical texts to Harker, Midna, Link, and Navi )

( Navi )

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( Midna )

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( Zelda )

[Texts to Midna]

-I uh...
-I think I owe you an apology.

-Okay, not think.
-I do.
-I'm super sorry how much of a dick I kind of was.
-Can I make it up to you somehow?

[Texts to Navi]

-So I owe you an apology.

-Big time.

-I was a bit snappy with you and it was completely uncalled for.
-Can I buy you lunch or a coffee or something to make up for it?

>> did you go mean too?

Identical texts to Link and Zelda

>> I DREAMED OF YOU
>> IT WAS SO AWESOME

( Texts to Zelda )

( Texts to Midna )

( Texts to Navi )

( You have (1) message. )

>> May as well tell you now while your screaming won't bother your fiancee
>> 1) give velma lots of footrubs
>> 2) pete and I are moving to oregon
>> 3) I'm giving Eli's boyfriend my house to take care of
>> 4) eli should move in with her boyfriend
>> 5) so you're nearby but she can feel kind of like a normal girl
>> 6) you're gonna be an awesome babydaddy

Identical Text to Zelda, Lorna, and Link
>> Pete and I are going to move up to Oregon.
>> We're going to raise our kids somewhere safer.
>> I love you so much.
>> you'd better visit.

Text to Athelstan
>> So, I'm going to be moving.
>> But I want to keep Grandpa Deku's house.
>> I'll need someone to take care of it.
>> I'd like you to live there rent free in exchange for that.

[Texts to Billy]
>> What's my schedule like for Halloween?
>> We should sync tonight when I'm done filming today.

[Texts to Link]
>> Halloween plans?
>> Do you celebrate the holiday?

[Texts to Navi]
>> How's my favorite mini-me?
>> Are you going to pass out candy on Halloween?

[Text to Midna]
>> What are your Halloween plans?

So how long did it take you guys to succeed at making a baby? Because Alex and I are considering it pretty seriously and I thought I'd ask you before I spring it on his brother who will probably get his baby rabies all over us.

It's a basket, which has been decorated with ribbons in pastel colors. A downy soft blanket has been tucked around the items within it, but when Navi peels it back she'll find a collection of hand made stuffed animals, all very soft, with hand stitched details.

There's a bunny, a sheep, a cow, a cat, and a dog. They're all done out in a creamy white material, with details in coordinating colors. Attached is a card that reads:

"I know you didn't want a present, but I hope that you'll accept these. They'll be good first pets for your little firefairy, and they should come clean in the washer pretty easily, too.
- Fluttershy."

[Navi]
>> When are you due, anyway?
>> I don't want to miss it

[Texts to Frodo Baggins]
>> You're okay, right?
>> I mean, of course you are cause it was just a dream.
>> Shit, I don't know why I thought what I dreamed would affect you.
>> Especially since you've probably already dreamed it and not died.
>> Okay, just ignore me.

[Texts to Navi DuBleu]
>> These dreams are more intense than I thought they'd be.
>> Mr. Frodo probably thinks I'm completely insane.
>> I mean Frodo.
>> That was weird.
>> That's what dream me calls him most of the time.

>> Is that a statement of the obvious because of burny hands,
>> or are they blind and daft?
>> I need to know before I start preening.

Dearest Petal,

I really hope you haven't been swapped right now, because if you're male, that would turn into one of those incredibly horrible mpreg fanfictions that pre-teenage girls who don't understand sex tend to write.

Don't ask how I know that.

Love,
Grumbles.

[Texts to Navi]
>> How are you? How's the nugget? What size fruit is s/he now?
>> I think these dreams are affecting me.

[Texts to Vala]
>> Let's plan that baby shower. We're running short on time! Kinda.
>> Need to take my mind off of

>> Dear Petal
>> First of all, you are brilliant and deadly.
>> Secondly, is it all right if I go drink myself senseless with Pryde,
>> or do you want to go watch us drink ourselves senseless,
>> or do you want me to bring you back nachos?
>> That is apparently all there is anymore for people to eat.

>> Pete and I are safe.
>> The firefairy didn't kick once while I was shooting things and flying.
>> We helped a lot of people, but a lot are bad off.
>> Don't really know how to feel but I'm crying anyway.
>> Blaming it on hormones.

Velma

>> Logan is probably gonna need a few days before he comes back...


Whole Contact List

>> I'm okay.

[Text Messages for Jack Benjamin]
>> Are you all right?
>> I'm on my way home from my Dad's place and I saw scary monsters
>> I'm coming home

[Text Messages for Link]
>> Are you all right?
>> Can you come over?

[Text Messages to Navi]
>> Are you okay?
>> I saw scary monsters
>> This isn't the end, is it??

>> Dear Petal
>> Going to go play with the x-people during zombiepocalypse.
>> Would you like to come along or stay at home?
>> You can shoot more things if you'd like?
>> As long as you keep our squash inside of you it should be perfectly fine.

[Navi]
>> So I just killed something with a shovel
>> It looks like a zombie

( Texts to Deryn )


( Texts to Toph )


( Texts to Eli )


( Texts to Navi )


( Telepathic communication with Cora, after the others )

Dear Petal,

I've nearly gone through my entire stockpile of cancersticks and scotch. Since I'll be out and about purchasing those things, is there absolutely anything that you can think of, that you'd like me to pick up. Food, clothes, a climbing frame, firearms, plushies....

Speak now, or forever hold your sparkles.

Grumbles

>> Hehe
>> boobs

>> Link is coming over on Sunday.
>> What do I make for dinner??

>> I had the weirdest dream.
>> I had big feet and was really short.
>> I lived in the country in a house like the one the Baggins' built.
>> Mr. Baggins was in my dream too.
>> That's weird, right?

[Text to Navi]
>> I REMEMBER.
>> I had this weird vision while I was with Link drinking special milk.
>> Not that kind of special.
>> Lon-lon special.

( PM to Lorna Dane )


( PM to Navi )

Dear Petal,

I need a written progress report. Is our son a cabbage or a pineapple yet?

Cheers,

Grumbles

>> I've been working SO HARD on this movie
>> Barely had two minutes to rub together to text
>> Oh, yeah, Link and I kissed
>> How are you?

( Text Message to Navi )

[Navi]
>> So I had an actual date with Zelda


[Zelda]
>> I really had a good time yesterday

>> Thai? We still on for Friday?
>> [Address]
>> I'm really excited. I have the whole afternoon off of work!
>> Maybe you can teach me how to take care of a cactus.

Navi
>> So I actually *met* Zelda

[Navi]
>> Navi...!
>> I think ZELDA's here

Happy Valentine's, Petal. I got us this for Valentine's Day, only on bluray. Now we can watch this comedic melodrama in stunningly high quality and revel in the fact that our marriage and relationship is nothing like that.

I was going to suggest that we should turn it into a drinking game. I think if we did, then we had better drink tea instead of my usual.

>> Hah
>> hi
>> is Lockheed

Dear Petal,

Where's my gun? I need to shoot myself with it.

Love,

Grumbles (who is extra grumbly today)

>> So, funeral number one is Sunday. Funeral number two is Tuesday.
>> I'm leaving Saturday so I can attend funeral one's wake, and I'll be back Wednesday afternoon.
>> If you still want to come along, you can come and go whenever.
>> It's totally cool if you don't, I wont be sad or anything.

>> I have a confession to make
>> I've been going tiny and sneaking out to take care of the plants

( Sent to Harry Potter, Thor Odinson, Navi Wisdom, Pete Wisdom, and Big Mac )

[Navi, Cameron]
>> Hey, remember my cow that was sick?
>> Well, she's started giving milk that... glitters.

Ring, Ring...

Navi has gotten the following people, the following gifts:


( For Alma. )

( For Link. )

( For Jubilee. )

( For Regulus. )

( For Isabela. )

( For Carol and Rapunzel. )

( For Kitty. )

( For Pete. )

[address]

Ka-BAM! 30th it is, and we can cook the noms here too if you want! Grumbles can just deal. :D

[To Navi]

>> Mistletoe is amazing

[To Lulu]

>> I didn't ask her out, but I did ask her in.

[To Zevran]

>> So I tried it.

Dearest Petal,

I believe you're at work while you're reading this. Remember that time I said to stay away from the windows and don't go skipping about for what might be considered safety reasons? Reasons that I couldn't precisely say what it was, outright, but that yes, it was bigger than a breadbox? I can't really say it again, but I should semi-quasi-inform you that I might be attacked...by the equivalent of a rather angry toaster.

I don't think it would post any danger to you. If the equivalent of an angry toaster should come at you, do let me know, and I will go there and take care of it.

What are we having for dinner tonight? If you'd like, I can order in so you don't have to cook.

Kiss kiss. Much love,

Grumbles.