Communications

>> Shit.
>> My father knows.

Do you Dream of the magical hellhole known as Thedas? Then do I have a treat for you!

If you're sick and tired of the Darkspawn and blood mages and all the rest, then what you need is probably a drink. Or ten. Enough booze to help you forget, at least.

Anyway, I've rented a hall, and I figure we could all use a kegger. It'll be at [address and time]. Donations to help off-set the costs would be nice, but if not don't worry about it. Maybe we can even get a couple of games of Wicked Grace going on.

[Texts to Zevran Arainai]
>> Are you busy tonight?
>> You should come over if you aren't.
>> I wanna talk to you.

[Texts to Isabela]
>> So, I think I'm gonna do it tonight.
>> I'm waiting for him to get back to me if he's free.
>> And if he is then I'm gonna ask him to move in tonight.

[Private Message to Caspian]
Hey, so this might seem random, but I had a question. You and your fiance live together, right? How did you decide to move in together? And did you have any reservations about it beforehand?

>> Maker's Breath, I almost forgot about this.
>> Do you have any plans around March 28th?
>> Sam and Lara are getting married.
>> In Japan.
>> If you're busy, I totally understand, cause I meant to mention this a lot earlier and forgot.

A huge box of chocolates with a note.

I am so sorry, and wanted you to know that I am back.
- Zevran

Tags: zevran arainai

( Zevran )

>> When women want to get rid of a phone number
>> They bin it, right?
>> They don't put it in their handbag?

>> I got a letter today.
>> At my house.
>> Telling my to break up with you or I'd regret it.

>> I've thought about it.
>> Just...I don't want to know when you do it

>> I can feel it.
>> I know what you've been talking about Maia.
>> I dreamt about the joining and the Battle of Ostagar
>> My brother...
>> All those Darkspawn.

zevranXXX BREAKING: Zevran retiring from porn! Will direct. Writing possible? 22 minutes ago

>> Are you alright?
>> I mean, I don't think you're out there amongst all that falling ash, but I just wanted to check in.

>> There's gonna be bubbles
>> All the freakin' bubbles
>> You down?

Included are people from Thedas who actually remember Thedas

>> I'm having nightmares again. But they're not the usual Dreams
>> They're Archdemon nightmares
>> Just so you know.
>> Or it could be the Calling
>> Alistair doesn't have the Taint yet. So I'm fucked either way.
>> We should all do a BBQ. At night so Pam can attend.

Pam

>> I need a solution for lack of dick
>> I'm sure you can figure something out.

ooc: Alistair hasn't been here long enough; a text from a random woman would just confuse him.

>> Please don't laugh at me.
>> But um.
>> I can't drink.
>> For the next seven months or so.
>> And then there's going to be a tiny human.
>> With my looks. And Atton's.

>> Hi, Zevran, I hope you don't mind me texting you.
>> I was actually wondering if you'd want to get together again sometime.
>> I had a nice time at dinner last week.
>> If you're too busy then I totally understand.

>> Hey, need perspective here
>> Say you were hypothetically nominated for an AVN
>> and then say you had a super awesome girlfriend
>> that you wanted to take with you to the ceremony
>> buuuuuuut you're still not real sure how she feels about
>> the whole porn thing
>> do you ask her anyway?

>> Dude.
>> Duuuuuuuuude.
>> Met this amazing awesome girl.
>> Awesome.
>> Seriously.
>> Super fucking awesome.
>> Like told her about work and she still wants to give us a shot
>> It's a fuckin' christmas miracle

[Texts to Portia]
>> So, we've started the wedding planning and we have a few things decided already.
>> One of which is that the wedding will be in the spring.
>> And two, we'd like to know if you would be interested in designing our tuxes.
>> I completely understand if you're too busy, but I wanted to ask.

[Texts to Zevran Arainai]
>> I feel like it's been far too long since the last time we went out for drinks.
>> What do you say?
>> When are you free?

( A box to his doorstep. )

zevranaxxxdont believe what you read on TMZ. I am single and prolly will always b. #whatboyfriend? 3 hours ago

[Invitations sent to Merrill's friends, addressed to: Hawke, Isabela, Varric, Fenris, Zevran, Obi-Wan & Loras Kenobi, Barbara Gordon, Mr. Castiel, Billy Horrible]

You're invited!

Hosts: Mary and Sybil Crawley
Where: Baggins Home
When: Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 4pm

A note is enclosed: The parents-to-be have been distracted and forgot to register anywhere. Dad-to-be says gifts aren't necessary, but donations can be made to the Children's Hospital. Mum-to-be has no idea this is happening, and will be delighted just by you coming to see her.

zevranaxxx Watch TLC on September 1st for first ep of my reality show MONEY SHOTS & yes the future hubby will b there!#tvisgonnabefun #lessnuditytho 3 seconds ago

>> A little birdie has told me that you are dating one of my
>> ex co-stars!
>> If you wish to know more about Miss Kelly
>> like favorite colors and such
>> let me know.

( cut for mentions of comas )

>> This may seem like a strange request, but I'd like to talk to you.
>> It's about the whole bondage thing.

>> I have to tell you something.
>> It is something I have never told anyone.

( Atton )

( Zevran )

( Text to Oliver Queen )

( Text to Zevran )

Mass Text:

>> I'm trying to reach un homme named Scott.
>> Wears sunglasses a lot. He knows my girl, Candy Quackenbush.
>> Affiliated with some ranch place, does non-profit work.
>> I ain't heard from him since before the blue flu.
>> Not sure if he even still with us.
>> If you know him, ask him to contact Remy LeBeau?

>>This party is fucking amazing!
>>[Insert Harvey's Address]
>>And the hostess is fucking hot.
>>[Insert Image of Ollie lampshading]

>>So. I'm in San Francisco.

>>Had to take off to do a non disclosed thing.

>>Now that we're done with that, Ollie's saying there's a virus back in the OC.

>>A pretty bad one. Are you okay?

>>You should come here if you haven't been around anyone sick, before it hits.

>>I don't want to think about you getting ill.

>>I can totally get him to send the plane for you and Budha.

>> I'm pregnant.

>> hey mon ami
>> was let go from my job.
>> right now i can't see colors.
>> candy would kill me if i went on screen
>> but maybe you all hiring behind the scenes?

[To Navi]

>> Mistletoe is amazing

[To Lulu]

>> I didn't ask her out, but I did ask her in.

[To Zevran]

>> So I tried it.

>> saw that putain news rag.
>> you ok?
>> candy & me was wondering.
>> somebody gotta sue that dumb bitch.

I am madly in love with your godson and wish to ask you the most important question a man can ask.

Ollie:

That college offer? It still stand? Can we get me in for January still?

Clint:

I'm not shooting at my best and don't know how to fix it. Can I come have you bitch at me?

Dr. Mad Science:

So far, so good with the arm. I've been having some psychological stuff going on with forgetting it's there still, and defaulting to the left, but when I remember I'm not feeling a phantom limb, it's amazing.

The arm is actually better than it was when it was amputated. I'd had some shoulder problems from getting shot and stabbed there the last couple years, and those are gone. Of course, so's my muscle definition and I've had to take practices slow, but I'm getting back up there and so far so good.

Wrex:

The new improved ranch have room for a part time instructor to start in January?

Interested in someone with some relevant experience?

Zevran:

This sounds kinda stereotypically gay, but...wanna go see the Nutcracker and then dinner? Also, I love you. Thanks for putting up with me.

zevranaxxxyes it is true i am off the market but will continue working #noiwillnottellyouhisname 55 seconds ago

I am coming over and making you dinner tonight.

[To Roy]

>> Hey kid. How's it going?

[To Zevran]

>> I'm going to give you a chance to explain yourself.

[To Zevran]

>> I met this girl...

[To Sam]

>> Happy Thanksgiving

[To Roy]

>> Happy Thanksgiving, I am thinking of you.

[To Zevran]
>> Normally I wouldn't really give a damn, but she's still young and vulnerable and Wrex isn't here to headbutt you.
>> Next time I'll aim for something vital.
>> When she's eighteen you can be all over her.
>> And I want my bullet back.

[To Liara]

>> I'm going to move Alma into the city with us. I think it might do her good to go to a real high school. She doesn't need the schooling but she does need the socialization.
>> It can be practice for our little blue babies?

[To Alma]
>> Firstly, You're grounded
>> Secondly where the hell did you learn that stuff?
>> Thirdly, your technique was flawed.
>> Fourthly, we're going to get you some friends your age.
>> Fifthly, select three boxes of books and two boxes of clothing. You're going to stay with Liara and me on weekdays. You shouldn't be alone.

>> I'd send you something, but that would get you arrested.

>> I hope I did not hurt you too terribly.
>> Will you allow me to buy you dinner to make up for it?

>> Did you dress up for Halloween?
>> I was a flapper.

((Basically, if you think your character knows Roy well enough, etc, you got this. Includes people he's talked to significantly online))


So Guys. Roy turned twenty today, and we're having a little...thing...over at Chez Barton Saturday at 6. You're all welcome to join in if you wanted. There'll be booze, entertainment and chinese food. Just let us know if you're coming by then!

Addendum to Message: Okay, figured i should clarify before people get potentially upset. Booze is for people who are legally allowed to drink. There'll be other drinks too. Coke or Pepsi products. Whichever.

(Meanwhile, on Zev's professional Twitter account...)

zevranaxxx @rskeeter is the subject of next XXX parody. wait until you see the COMING attraction! #hint #itsme 3 hours ago

Subject: You do parties?

...So. Roy's birthday is next week. He's OBVIOUSLY got a thing for you, which is about as much interest as he's ever shown in anything. Would you be willing to pop out of a cake for him? I have no idea what the hell else we're doing but...

Let me know?

-Ollie

>> How long are you grounded for?

I would never. I confess I kissed her, but that is all. If anything, I wish for Alma to have a different life than the one I have had.