Communications

( texts to mr. wisdom )

( texts to nealbear )

» Question; is it too early to think about family vacation?

» Henry was talking about something and it made me think.
» The honeymoon was great, and a couple of weeks away from Orange County was nice
» Maybe we should think about a yearly vacation?

{backdated to 23rd}

» Happy Birthday babe!
» Feeling old yet?
» Or are we enough to keep you feeling young and spry?

( Text to Lina )
( Text to Neal )

Alright, wedding invitations have been sent. Look for yours, coming soon to a mailbox near you - or hopefully your own mailbox. Plus ones totally welcome.

But spoiler: March 25th is the date, right on the Florida-Georgia border in good ol' Tallahassee, but don't worry about transportation. We've got you covered, which is why RSVPing is so important.

( text to Neal )

( text to Zee )

>> I thought I saw a hair and makeup entourage around here
>> Followed by someone's fabulous curls blowing in the breeze
>> Shooting a commerical in these parts, maybe?

Text to Gabe Torres

» Hey buddy, guess who's back in town


Text to Neal Cassidy

» Neal?
» Not sure if this is still your number
» Got a new phone and it messed shit up

( texts to cindy )

( texts to neal )

( texts to shepard )

>> We're having a Halloween party at the shelter next Saturday.
>> If you don't have any plans, I'd love it if you could come.
>> The kids are all invited as well.
>> And everyone is encouraged to dress up, but it's not mandatory.

» So I might have bought like five bridal magazines
» And I might be falling down the rabbit hole
» But I'm so bad at this 'dream wedding' thing, because I don't have a dream wedding.
» I need to pick your brain babe.

[Sent this afternoon]

>> sick with calbe
>> need bhckets and wate4
>> maybe keeo you4 distanfr
>> its contagiis

>> Your kid's, what, over a month old now?
>> You should start a countdown to when he's eligible for potty training
>> Any day now, Cassidy

( Texts to Raven )

( Phone Call to Neal Via The Ranch )

( PM to Miles Morales )

( Texts to Neal )

( Texts to Garrus, Birkhoff, Jeremy, Peeta )

( Texts to Katou and Rapunzel )

( texts to neal )

( texts to kanan )

( baby shower invitation )

( cut for death and details of )

[after this]

>> We have a problem
>> A big one
>> Don't freak out, but
>> Yeeeeeah

» So remember that Dark One situation I told you about, over delicious meaty pies?
» It just hit the fan and splattered everywhere
» FYI and all
» If I'm scarce for a bit

[Shortly after the encounter with Dark!Hook]

>> Operation 'Stuff the Dark One In the Urn' failed
>> Miserably
>> He pulverized it with magic, and its remains are all over my couch

( Text to Neal )

» Hey how's things
» So.
» I got a gift from the dreams.
» And I'm not entirely sure what to do with it?

I'll keep this short and sweet, but the details are this: Killian's cursed. It's a carryover from the dreams - it's made him not himself, and he's in possession of very dark, very powerful magic. Our contact with him has been limited and he's been evasive thus far despite our efforts, but if he approaches anyone for whatever reason, be careful. Don't trust him and contact me immediately.

Don't test him, don't provoke him, don't engage. Unless you're particularly curious in seeing what your heart looks like outside your body.

To: Neal Cassidy (baelfiery)
From: Stiles Stilinski (aloneiswayworse)
Subject: Volunteering at Jean Grey Outreach Center

( You've Got Mail )

[backdated to not long after this, very early Monday morn]
( phonecall to Neal Cassidy )

( Text to Zatanna Zatara )

( Text to Hanna Marin )

( Text to Garrus Vakarian )

( Text to Neal Cassidy )

>> A belated congratulations, Cassidy
>> I was in space when your announcement was made, but let me take you out for a couple shots of devil urine
>> Or alien manufactured liquor

Of COURSE, for my fucking birthday--

As official bearer of crap news when it comes to all things Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke, they conveniently started up again, graced with the presence of the new Dark One. All I know is that we do manage to hop realms to find her (and take Granny's diner with us, because that's somehow crucial), and there's a third curse enacted, I suppose. Complete with another set of memory swiping so we'd forget the past six weeks. We're in Arthurian clothing, and Emma the Dark One is vengeful for one reason or another.

I'm tempted to force myself to sleep more to see if anything else comes to me, because having teasers has me mad enough to break my keurig.

Alright, ladies and gents, speak up if you have or haven't seen/heard from the milk hater. We have scheduled sessions to work on his alchemy and he hasn't shown up, which he never misses, and he's been dodging all my texts and calls. Have we confirmed he and Raven didn't do the teenage romance of elopement? Just let me know before my blood pressure goes up and I yell at someone.

( Group text to Neal Cassidy and Garrus Vakarian )

( Identical texts to Peter Pan and Jeremy Gilbert )

( texts to caleb )

( texts to regina )

( texts to nealbear cassidy )

( texts to zee )

>> Still got room for a volunteer on Saturdays?

Caleb's in the hospital. He woke up shot. He's in surgery now.


[Mister Fitz]
You're ahead in the dreams, right?

So, Christmas? The holidays? Stuff of a similar nature? There should be a thing for that. We can even host it at our house, we have the space. Probably just get a big ol' ham and I can make Special Christmas Gates of Hell chili because it's delicious.

What do you all think?

» I'm camping in your office.
» I do not intend to come out.
» Also I hate you a little right this second.

( Text to Neal Cassidy )

( Text to Pepper Potts )

>> by the way
>> it's entirely possible to have dream hangovers carry over
>> my phone screen is too bright and i missed my first two appointments

( texts to Neal Cassidy )

( texts to Shepard )

» so now that I'm not distracted and enjoying your awesome cooking
» what's with the new doormat?

>> I've a favor to ask, should you have a minute

>>hi, we haven't met yet
>>I'm Al, Ed's brother
>>I stole your number from his phone
>>I was wondering if I could ask you something?

( texts to Naga )

( texts to Shepard )

( texts to Nealbear )

( Text to Riza )

( Text to Neal )

( Text to Raven )

( Text to Winry and Al )

( Text to Lina )

>> I was wondering if you might like some company for the evening?
>> I have leftover pasta and more sweets than I know what to do with, so I though I'd foist them on you.

» Hey, thanks for watching Henry while Batshit Insanity runs rampant as it does here
» You still good to keep him for a bit more?
» I don't know exactly what's going on but I'm going to dedicate some detective work to the case

( text to midna )

( text to neal )

( phone call to emma, riiiiiing ring )

This is--
I don't know how
goddamnit
>> I need you over here. Now.