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Tweak says, "Fortunately the lad's a genius"

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-05-20 07:05:00

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lina inverse, zatanna zatara

texts to zatanna
>> [picture of itty-bitty newborn in a comfy onesie and beardface warmer]
>> Thought you might need a giggle to start your morning with her 'I'm leaving the hospital' getup
>> Happy Birthday, Zee

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	cigam 2016-05-20 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> That is a wonderful way to start the morning >> A knitted beard only adds to the charm of her sweet little face >> But thank you >> I'm going to look at it as a fresh new start to a whole new year as opposed to getting older (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	>> She still needs to grow into it, but I think she's rocking it pretty well? >> That's a good way to look at another year around the sun for you >> We'll finally be home if you want to come by and benefit from baby cuddles >> We'll also volunteer to get you birthday takeout (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	>> I don't think there is any baby out there who could rock the knitted beard as well as Amelia >> I would love some birthday baby cuddles >> You both are doing well? And the family? >> They're all very unique, I enjoyed meeting them at the hospital (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	>> We're fine, they just wanted to keep her a little extra to see if we could fatten her up a some more before she was put into a car seat >> Amelia's good at keeping the interaction between Pete and his dad calm and almost cute >> Rest of the crazies are stocking the fridge and pantry up for us so there's no errands to run when we get home (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> I am glad they are getting along better, and mending those fences >> A baby tends to bring people together, I think (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	>> I think so, and no one's hovering too much >> I mean, aside from Pete and I with the baby but, y'know >> First time parents, it's to be expected >> I also have a surpriiiiiiiise for you for this weekend >> Not telling what, I'm just letting you know to expect it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh, that is certainly to be expected >> It'll last for the next eighteen years, I'm sure ;) >> A surprise for me? >> You really didn't have to, you know >> You must be exhausted (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	>> My dad makes fun of us, then likes to tell stories about how sturdy babies are and the time he dropped me on the head >> Sigh >> Don't underestimate my delirious energizer bunny batteries, though >> It's an... >> Interesting surprise? >> Doesn't involve strenuous physical moving, trust me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	>> He's a little bit of a riot >> Drinking from his GILF mug proudly >> Well, I am flattered you remembered >> And I'm pleased to have a birthday so close to Amelia's (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-05-20 03:09 pm UTC (link)

>> Both my parents also think you're hot, so, um
>> In case they make eyes at you, that's why
>> I'm sorry, they're out of control

>> Of course I did!
>> We work together and endure a lot of magical shenanigans together, that's a bond
>> Around this time this year I'll try and teach her to say something that sounds remotely like 'happy birthday' for her Aunt Zee
>> Baby babble style

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cigam
2016-05-20 03:17 pm UTC (link)

>> They do?
>> Well
>> That is also flattering
>> It's a perk-up to the self-esteem

>> Yes, and I do miss you at work
>> Dolls that have been wandering for a month or so and that are apparently able to evade captors really just makes me want to do the magician's gig full time
>> Or take off to dedicate all my time to writing that guide to fabulous women sorceresses
>> Baby babble style, with her gummy smile
>> Aw

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	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	>> I had to specifically ask them to keep their weird requests to themselves >> Happy Birthday again? >> Creepy, creepy, and creepy >> Magician gigs would probably yield less headaches >> Except I need you to help keep my own sanity in tact >> Me and those baby gummies will visit you in the office in a couple weeks too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

cigam
2016-05-20 03:37 pm UTC (link)

>> I sort of want to know what those weird requests were now

>> Perhaps so
>> I could have found the thing easily enough, it's what OID does
>> But I will just let the Agency-hating police officer handle it in between donut breaks
>> A visit with my goddaughter will be most welcomed
>> And I will keep your office space clean and tidy
>> Especially if you are to be my new boss when you return

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dragonspooker
2016-05-20 03:47 pm UTC (link)

>> Curiosity killed the cat
>> Or in this case, will scar it

>> It didn't seem so pressing, so don't worry about it
>> We can save our energy when the next wave of nasties comes around
>> But thanks
>> I'm just gonna enjoy the time with the baby before I head back to work
>> Kinda hoping Carter does come through with a potential on-site daycare thing
>> That way she's under the same roof as I am if shit hits the fan

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	cigam 2016-05-20 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	>> That is delightful >> Perhaps in another time and place I would have fulfilled the weird requests >> Is there no on-site daycare already? >> I should know this, but I have had no reason to look into it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh my god now I'm scarred >> Thanks, Zee >> Not from what we talked last, nope >> We're not short on sitters but it'd be nice >> I think our lunch breaks would just be extra messy :p (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry >> But it did make me chuckle a little >> Yes, especially if shit hits the fan as you say >> Are you breastfeeding? >> You'll probably need a room to pump in occasionally too regardless >> Don't want those mammaries to explode (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> Anyway >> Let's talk about food and if you've got any special requests >> Even if they don't deliver I can send Pete to fetch to-go noms! >> assdjksdajkfd >> Thanks for the imagery, but yeah, I'm gonna try to keep dairy explosions in my shirt to a minimum (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> Hmm, well >> I cook a lot of Middle Eastern things, I wouldn't mind something different >> Pizza? >> Dairy explosions >> Oh, the joys of motherhood (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> If pizza's what you want, pizza's what you get >> I'm guessing pineapple topping? >> We'll get a cookie cake too so we can stick candles in it >> Pete made me an aftercare basket >> I'm not kidding when I say the amount of research he did about what happens postpartum is terrifying ~~>> because nipple butter what the fuck~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	>> Most certainly pineapple >> People who cannot appreciate the perfection of sweet and savory on pizza are damaged people >> And a cookie cake sounds delicious too >> That's actually sort of sweet >> He was probably just trying to be useful (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> It shall be done! >> Insert genie hair-nod and wink here >> It is, in a funny way >> He even made sure my laxatives taste like chocolate (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	>> You are sweet for bothering with my day of birth >> I will be changing diapers for you plentifully after this, I insist >> Chocolate laxatives are better than... >> Not chocolate? >> Comfort for your bowels is important (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-05-20 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's kinda what you do for people you care about? >> But I won't say no to volunteers for diaper changes >> Ever >> You don't have to change any on your birthday though :P >> I'm just hoping the body awkwardness and discomfort goes away, and fast (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cigam 2016-05-20 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	>> I will change a few once it goes past 12:01 >> She is so little, it's going to be hard to believe she fills her diapers that much >> You will get there >> Probably takes some time to get everything back in order after putting the body through that (Reply to this) (Parent)