Communications

>> I need you to convince me that ripping someone's throat out is bad
>> Because I'm pretty sure that's a fight I'm physically unable to win
>> But I'm pissed as fuck
>> And need to come up with some kind of revenge
>> that maybe isn't violence

>> hey
>> hey guess where I am
>> I'll give you a hint
>> yes i'm on my back
>> but all my clothes are on
>> and no one else is here
>> that's like three hints

>> Hey Juan Carlos
>> How do you feel about doing like wedding crap
>> like fuckin' cake

( Special Delivery to Stephanie Brown )

>> When you're done kicking monster ass
>> I have a surprise for you
>> And dinner
>> But that's not the surprise

>> There's gonna be bubbles
>> All the freakin' bubbles
>> You down?

>> So, dream me had her baby.
>> Had a rough time of it too.
>> Going through a whole pregnancy and a hard birth in a night is really exhausting.
>> So exhausting that I skipped my classes and had to get my shifts covered.
>> Been laying here most of the day.
>> Tried to tell my body that it's still okay, that it didn't actually just give birth.
>> It's been ignoring me for the most part.
>> I think I ate the last ghost pepper you brought me.
>> Put it in my pint of Americone Dream ice cream and ate it while I watched M*A*S*H.
>> How was school?

>> I hope you like these because I just bought them for you.
>> and a sort of matching necklace

>> She knows.
>> Someone told mom about the AVNs and Brandon.
>> She pitched a huge fit.
>> We're not speaking at the moment.
>> Not sure what she's going to do at this point.

>> Hey Sexy
>> Have you found a dress yet?
>> I've had my eye on a few but some of them heavily rely on your boobage.
>> And maybe how exposed you want the rest of you.
>> Do you wanna tart it up?

>> Hey sexy-animal-print-undies-man.
>> Do you speak more French than just the national anthem?
>> Because I have a book titled 'Chez nous: Branché sur le monde francophone' sitting in front of me.
>> And it all looks like pretty accented gibberish to me.
>> Google says it means 'home business on the Francophone world' which I doubt but can't prove.
>> I think I might be needing a little help.

>> I shouldn't be drinking.
>> Not good at it.
>> Haven't really done it since high school.
>> Used to pretend it was one of the reasons I got pregnant.
>> It wasn't but it helped me stop being tempted.
>> Anyway, how are you?
>> You sexy Canadian/American half-breed you.

>> Hey, need perspective here
>> Say you were hypothetically nominated for an AVN
>> and then say you had a super awesome girlfriend
>> that you wanted to take with you to the ceremony
>> buuuuuuut you're still not real sure how she feels about
>> the whole porn thing
>> do you ask her anyway?

>> Danny!
>> Danny!
>> A thing happened!
>> I think my mother thinks you just got engaged to a man.

>> Heeeeeey Stephie Sparkles
>> Have we reached the point where I get to call you my girlfriend
>> or are we still in that weird pre-relationship thing period?

>> Dude.
>> Duuuuuuuuude.
>> Met this amazing awesome girl.
>> Awesome.
>> Seriously.
>> Super fucking awesome.
>> Like told her about work and she still wants to give us a shot
>> It's a fuckin' christmas miracle