Communications

[Text to Sansa Stark]
>> I know what they did to father.

[Text to Gendry Waters]
>> Did you know what happened to my father in the dreams?

» Hi Tyrion.
» It's Sansa Stark.

[Texts to Sansa Stark]
>> Oh my god! I can't believe you sided with him. [unsent]
>> Making father do that was so not fair! [unsent]
>> I'm sorry about Lady [unsent]
>> We fight more in the dreams than we ever did in real life. [unsent]
>> When are you gonna be home?

[Texts to Bran Stark]
>> Do you know what Cersei Lannister made father do?
>> That woman is a real bitch in the dreams.
>> She never seemed like that much of a bitch in real life.

[Texts to Gendry Waters]
>> Have you ever dreamt about Joffrey?
>> I'd really love to punch him right about now.

>> To avoid turning into Pepper
>> How she hasn't lost her mind by now I don't know
>> I dragged Thor to Vegas
>> We'll have a formal thing in the fall.

[warnings for language]

( [To Arya Stark] )


( [To Bran Stark] )


( [To Sansa Stark] )


( [To Margaery Tyrell] )


( [To Robb McLellan] )

[Sansa]

>> You may wish to stay indoors for the time being.

[Lorna]

>> Are you quite safe?


[Frodo]

>> Stay indoors
>> He's looking for you.

( Group SMS )

[Texts to Jon Snow]
>> You get kicked out and you forget all about your favorite sister?
>> I see how it is.

[Text to Sansa Stark]
>> You know The Imp Tyrion Lannister in real life?

[Text to Apollon Enjolras]
Hey, Orange Julius!

» Ugh!!!
» Where are you?!
» You're a half hour late, Jon Snow!!!

[Texts to Courfeyrac]
>> Just wanted to check up on how you're doing.
>> And Enj. You guys doing any better?

[Texts to Beth Cassidy]
>> Hey, how are you?
>> I heard about the coma, are you alright?

[Text to Sansa Stark]
>> I know I don't really say it a lot, but you know I love you, right?

[Text to Jon Snow]
>> You know that when I tease you, it means I love you, right?

[Texts to Bran Stark]
>> I know we're probably having cake and stuff Monday for your birthday, but I want to take you our after school.

Ring, Ring

>> Does Winterfell mean anything to you?

Text to Natasha
» Did you hear about the Christmas hiatus?!
» What are you going to do for the holidays?

Text to Eothain
» Hey so.
» I need a new guy.
» Think you can hook a girl up?

Text to Gandalf
» Everything is so fucking crazy right now.
» I need all of the things.
» Can you meet me?

Text to Jon Snow
» Your Mom seems nice?

>> Do you want to get lunch tomorrow?
>> I'm thinking having some gigantic, unhealthy cheeseburger that weighs as much as you do.
>> My new assistant will probably have a fit but I'll break it in gently to her when I finally get to meet her tonight.

Natasha Romanoff and Sansa Stark, the stars of the show Black Widow that went missing while on location over a week ago were found today by none other than the Iron Man and his raggedy bunch of super heroes. The girls were admitted to Irvine General for various injuries, but are said to make a full recovery.

Searchers have given up looking for Actresses Natasha Romanoff and Sansa Stark, stating resources could be better spent elsewhere, and too much time has passed for survival to be likely.

Black Widow stars Natasha Romanoff and Sansa Stark have gone missing during a location shoot in the Sierra Nevada mountains. A search is under way.

Ring, ring

[Phone call to Catelyn Stark]
"Cat? Are you home with the kids?"

[Voicemail left on the Stark home phone]
"It's dad. Whoever gets this please call me back as soon as possible. Ta."

[Text to Robert Baratheon]
Hey mate. Just checking in on you, Lya and Renly. They never gave me their phone numbers.

[Text to Wrex]
Hi Wrex, it's Ned Stark. Dishwasher bloke. Just want to know if you're okay. Do you need any help?

[Text to Daenerys Targaryen, Galadriel, Ben Linus, Tony Stark & Pepper Potts]
Just checking in to make sure you're alright.

>> I am going to laser tag for a friend's of sorts birthday
>> Would you be interested in coming?

Ring Ring

» I thought you might like to know that I got my Disneyland pass back.

>> I'm sorry, you're already famous.

[Backdate to thislog.

>> Whatever you read about in the tabloids tomorrow.
>> It's only partially true.

» I miss you, Daddy.
» :(

» Still got any of that new stuff?

» Ugh.
» Please tell me you're not down in the garage fighting with Arya.

[After 20 minutes of trying to figure out how this works]

>> I have a new crop, good quality. -G