Communications

>> Hey, hope you're well
>> Thought I ought to be up front about something
>> I don't do Valentine's Day
>> And even if I did, it feels a bit forced
>> When we've only been seeing each other for a few weeks.
>> I hope that's ok
>> But didn't want to bullshit you either way

>> Hey.
>> I kinda like you.
>> I felt I should say so.

>> got a dinner date soon
>> with a girl
>> and haven't dated a girl since I was at secondary school.
>> how do I do it?

>> I am being bloody pre-emptive, you old bugger.
>> There's a Chinese lady called Ling on the network.
>> She's asked me out.
>> If you embarrass me there will be proper retribution.

>> I keep bloody dreaming of your girlfriends.
>> Irish lady called Kit.
>> Sat me down & lectured me on why magic's bad.

>> please don't fucking sack me
>> might've told a customer he looked like he'd been eaten by a wolverine
>> but it just slid out!
>> i tried to cover it up
>> but my mouth then went 'but the haircut isn't so bad, it's your face that won't recover'
>> just please don't sack me for what i think is this place being mad?

>> you ever heard of sommat called the resurrection crusade?

Dear Uncle John,

Thought you might like to know I've got meself a situation. Going to be an assistant manager at the Den, over at [address]. You're allowed in occasionally, but won't be able to give you any drinks unless you give us the money for them, I'm afraid. Can't bloody smoke in the place either, but I'm gathering that's the whole state? What is the world coming to?

But yeah, got myself a job, figure I'll be haunting this place for a bit now. Ring me sometime, we'll do lunch. Stay safe, you - people tell me this place goes barmy from time to time.

Your Gem

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