Communications

>> She's done!
>> Now I can move on to some other projects, finally!

>> Hope you don't mind, sent someone your way who needed your expertise.

So Kirk says you should come take a look at my ship. She's a lot smaller than your baby, but she's a pretty sweet ride.

>> Scotty how's the ship going
>> You're supposed to be a miracle worker
>> Why isn't she fixed yet?
>> You're holding out on me aren't you
>> I think Hermione is cheating on me

( OOC: spoilers within )

I've sent you some schematics on what we're dealing with. Our problem is that we don't have enough energy to punch through this thing's shields with a frontal attack. We need to find a way to overload it.

( Messages to James T Kirk and the Crew of The Enterprise )




( Telepathic message to Cora Mallory sent a few minutes later )

Transporters are fully operational, lads and lassies!

( McCoy, I'm beaming you up and this is the reason why. )

Tinker,

I know this is sudden, but I've come to some conclusions about myself, and about where my life was headed. I don't entirely want to be that dwarf in that maker-forsaken city, even if I miss the adventure at times.

I'm pretty certain there's a hellmouth underneath Orange County, so the only way we can escape is to cut our ties and move away. There's the matter of taking care of our homes, and getting Alice and the dogs, but hopefully there won't be an alien invasion in that time.

You should be contacted by that lady I mentioned, about the brewery. It's still a good idea and I'll help fund it.

Maybe we could hit up an east coast con later this year.

Varric

Email to Merril

Daisy,

Helen and I have decided to move away. I'll miss you, and we need to stay in contact. Always remember to keep that GPS with you. I'd hate for you to get lost.

Varric

Hand-written letter to Hawke

Hawke,

This is good bye for now. I've evaluated my life, and I need to move onto slightly less demonic pastures.

I miss that adventure and yet... I don't. I'm not the dwarf I dream about, as much as part of me will always want to be.

I know there's a hellmouth underneath Orange County, but don't you think you need to be the Champion in this life. Find your happiness and run with it, because we've been given a second chance.

Varric.

( it's a Daddy Shower! )

>> Ello!
>> Are you terribly busy right now?
>> If you are, then is there a convenient time to nab you?

>> Joanna arrives on June 17. She's here a month for a trial run of her living here over the school year.
>> I hate to admit it, but I think I'm gonna need some help.

( private message to McCoy )

>> Definitely not high! Had computer issues!

Drinks?

>> Captain, be a good lad and beam me up when you're able?
>> I forgot to set it up so that I could do that myself!
>> I'd like to cut a few corners, time-wise, and use some tools on the retrofit for trying to go to Mars with the moon rocket.
>> If you happen to be up there!
>> Or aren't busy.
>> ...are you busy?

>> There's a big party where there's CARS
>> Would you like to go?
>> Because CARS, lassie, CARS.
>> I promise no trollfaces!
>> I'll save those for the internet!

>> Can you break down my scanner and provide a blueprint?
>> The amount of money and lives this thing can save would be worth the effort.
>> Assuming the parts can be replicated.

( email to Wrex )

( Text to Clnt )

( text to Scotty )

( text to Scott )

( Text to Ollie )

( texts to random numbers )

( PM to Castiel )

I'm emailing you some of the data you'd need to fashion those bracelets. One we have a shell and the basic circuitry we should be able to have it do it's necessary effect.

I've discovered dormant x-genes in several people, and I know at least one of them is hiding the identities of others, so we'll want to make at least a dozen to have extras.

I also think I can modify it for another girl who doesn't have the gene but is exhibiting a mental powerset, as I have samples of her blood. At least I'm hoping I can.

"A little kitten told me ye were workn' on some kind o'inhibitor? Lets just say I have a certain interest in such things an' would like a look at it when ye get a chance."

>> My ex is in town.
>> I really need a drink.
>> I probably shouldn't drink alone.

Something's come up. Gaila somehow ended up in hospital rather messed up, like she'd nearly drowned and something about being burned? Not sure about that yet. Kitty (the ninja girl) had to scour around to find that. Either way, Gaila is in New Orleans and I'm going to be leaving asap so I can try to see her, if her mother isn't being an absolute bitch on wheels, as usual. Will keep you apprised of the situation.

Sorry? Things have gone pear shaped. Everything else is done though. You have the key if you want to look in on it or check on things.

"I'm not sure how to tell you this. They fished a red head out of the water yesterday, with severe burns. She's in an ICU. I'm pretty sure she matches Gaila's description, but they don't have a name for her yet. "

Still waiting to hear back from someone, but I've had some time to think on things and was wondering if your offer to help still stands.

If it wouldn't be a huge bother...would you have some time to do some scouring about for some information, for me? I'd owe you. In fact, I'll pay for the parts and do the labor on the suspension for your bike, in exchange.

( message continues, within. )

Sorry about how foul I was being, before. I do have the truck back now, by the by, and I'll owe you some fantastically old bottle of scotch. It's being sent over, thanks to my sis. She only promised to punch me twice, this time. So that's lovely? Considering she usually punches at least three times, in a blatant attempt to dislocate my shoulder.

The point is, though? I believe that I mentioned to Gaila when we last spoke that you had her belongings. It's a wee bit unclear what she wants done. She hasn't called back like I thought she would, but that's likely due to the fact she'd forget her bum if it wasn't holding her legs onto the rest of her. That, and she was going to New Orleans, so I'm relatively certain if I buy a copy of Girls Gone Wild volume 382933298, that I'll probably see her flashing her knockers to the camera men, and a wee piece of myself will die inside.

You haven't happened to hear from her at all, have you?

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>> I'm sorry.

>> You wouldn't understand.

>> FYI: green girl gave a green light go ahead.
>> So whenever's good for samples.

[Txt to Emma Frost]

>> No srsly those corsets
>> Do you use tape?


[Txt to Xi'an]

>> I miss you...!
>> [boobs.jpg]
>> They miss you too!

[Txt to Scotty]

>> Id like you to meet Jubilee!
>> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg]
>> See her big smile!

[Txt to Obi-wan]

>> Did you and ani do it?
>> I mean who's top?

[Txt to Tony]

>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?

[Txt to Tali]

>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.

[Txt to Jean]

>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?

[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]

>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game?
>> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy
>> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times.
>> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle
>> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice.
>> hobbit talks about food.
>> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!"
>> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument.
>> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again.
>> A Black Rider appears.
>> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails.
>> Someone sings a song.
>> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter.
>> Someone draws a sword.
>> Pippin acts like an idiot.
>> Legolas looks fabulous.
>> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head.
>> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!"
>> Someone or something is called "precious."
>> Someone consults a map.
>> You speak along with the dialogue.

>> Did you call multiple times?
>> Which I'm now hoping is not an emergency signal?
>> You didn't leave a message.
>> And I will erase this immediately.

[Text to Steve Rogers]
 
>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.
 
>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
 
[Text to Nym Tonks]
 
>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.
 
[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.
 
[Text to Pepper Potts]
 
I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.

( TOTALLY NSFW )

>> Thank you for watching over things
>> When would you like the bike looked at?

I've unblocked you. Lets try to keep up appearances, though. Just a little bit.

>> Can you build me a lightsaber?

To: Montgomery Scott <madmonty@gmail.com>
From: Pavel Chekov <russianinwention@gmail.com>

Subject: Settling In Nicely

Mr. Scott, I just wanted to let you know that she's hooked up in the garage and humming happily away. So far, I haven't had a chance to run anything through her, but I'm going to try doing that soon and then I will let you know EVERYTHING. I thought a few days at home before she goes to the lab and some experimenting so that I can look like I know what I am talking about.

Mom didn't exactly buy the candy making thing, but she said that she wasn't going to ask and reminded me to wear my goggles, so I am going to count that as a win in this situation.

I feel like I should be offering videos or something showing her off, how crazy is that?

Anyway, Thanks Again,

Pavel

To: Pavel Chekov <russianinwention@gmail.com>
From: Montgomery Scott <madmonty@gmail.com>
Subject: Things that don't go boom.

( To Chekov )

>> Can you email me some of your diagrams and formulas?
>> I'm going to talk to Spock and I want his opinion on them.

To: Mr. J. Kirk <secondstar@gmail.com>, Mr. M. Scott <madmonty@gmail.com>, Gaila <lassiecassie@gmail.com>, Uhura <emailhere@domain>
From: Spock <spock@fullerton.edu>
Subject: Starfleet

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To: Mr. J. Kirk <emailhere@domain>, Mr. M. Scott <emailhere@domain>, Gaila <emailhere@domain>, Uhura <emailhere@domain>
From: Spock <spock@fullerton.edu>
Subject: Re: Our meeting at Mad Dog's and Englishmen

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To: Mr. H. Sulu <emailhere@domain>
From: Spock <spock@fullerton.edu>
Subject: Hello

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>> srry

>> Still shopping for food? Buy crisps!
>> And chips.
>> Lager.
>> Meat. Lots of meat.
>> Not sexy meat! Just eaty meat.
>> No tofu!!! NONE!
>> No yogurt either its made of phlegm
>> Just let me send list y/n?

30 seconds later, the troll hits....

>> Ha ha get condoms

>> I believe your robo order is 100% complete.
>> Pick up or delivery?
>> Any time is fine. Just let me know.

>> So uhm.
>> About last night.
>> Not sure what happened there. But sorry.

>> I think I tracked down a remote, duck!
>> Its the sort they use on Mythbusters to control lorries.
>> Its not cheap so I wanted you to check it out first.

( Picture! )