Communications

>> Did you find your package?

[OOC: This was delivered to Maia today.]

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>> Im in

And then nothing dun dun dun

>> I just had a thought
>> You're a MILF!

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>> Question
>> Have you heard
>> Whispers?

I met someone in the grocery store yesterday, of all places. But she's on the network too, she dreams, has some kind of power with psychic visions.

She saw the Breach. She saw it happening here.

I'm sure we all assumed it was going to surprise us one day, what with the appearance of Skyhold, but I wanted to let you know what encountering a psychic in the store actually entailed. If we are meant to build a new Inquisition, I need to know who is with me. For when the moment finally does arrive, and we have to step up to close the rifts as we did once before.

>> I need a favour
>> Or at least a little help
>> I have a date tomorrow night and I need someone to bring my picnic supplies to a certain location and leave them there
>> So they don't spoil in the car

>> Had a rather intense dream last night
>> When we were getting close to Ozrammar
>> I gave you a gift

Ring Ring

[This includes Cullen, Lara, Maia, Hawke, Leliana and Isabela]

>> Alright, so I've decided that I'm definitely getting the Warden symbol as a tattoo.
>> I'm just still not sure if it'll be on my shoulder or side.
>> I'm taking votes.

This might interest you in regards to some of our conversations! Isn't that brilliant?

Morrigan

I don't know how to say this. But I've been considering this for awhile now, even before you came back. Cambridge made me an offer that I really couldn't refuse, and Pam and I are going to move out there.

But I've some gifts for you, from these dreams we have.

Gold amulet
Golden Mirror
Robes of Possession
Wildstone Clasp
Winter's Breath Staff
Black Grimiore
Flemeth's True Grimiore

I'll miss you,

Maia



Alistair

I've taken a position at Cambridge, it'll probably be safer raising the baby out there. But I wanted to leave you with a few things the dreams gave me.

Duncan's Shield
Alistair's Mother's Amulet

>> I have something I need to talk to you about
>> Can I come over?

>> You want to get a bloody drink?
>> Except I can't drink but you can
>> Did I tell you I'm pregnant?
>> I'm pregnant.
>> I think I told you
>> But I'm not certain.

Pamela

>> Does Sunday count as my first mother's day? Because I'm not ready.

>> How're you doing?
>> I always hear all these horror stories about morning sickness.
>> Are they true?

Pam

>> How soon is too soon for cravings?

Morrigan

>> Enjoy the show?

( To Maia )

( To Jess )

>> How're you feeling?
>> Is it customary to be this sore after a battle?

>> I need to check on something. Would you two like to join me on a scouting mission?

>> I've thought about it.
>> Just...I don't want to know when you do it

>> My mate Penelope told me what's going on with Sebastian.
>> I didn't know there was an actual fucking Blight possibly on the horizon.
>> I will not be doing the Joining as I'm pregnant
>> But any other help you might need, I am here

( Maia )

( Penelope )

>> Not to alarm you.
>> But the voices are getting louder.
>> Aren't they?
>> Also, dragons in my sleep.
>> Not the Flemeth kind.

>> Thackery wants to help somehow.
>> He doesn't want to feel useless.
>> I asked him about Joining but then realised that's not my call.
>> I know you can only do so many of those.
>> But there has to be something.
>> What do you think?

>> I can feel it.
>> I know what you've been talking about Maia.
>> I dreamt about the joining and the Battle of Ostagar
>> My brother...
>> All those Darkspawn.

>> This shit blocks out the sun
>> I'll be out eating things
>> Be careful, huh?

You. Me. A romantic dinner for two in my basement.

Included are people from Thedas who actually remember Thedas

>> I'm having nightmares again. But they're not the usual Dreams
>> They're Archdemon nightmares
>> Just so you know.
>> Or it could be the Calling
>> Alistair doesn't have the Taint yet. So I'm fucked either way.
>> We should all do a BBQ. At night so Pam can attend.

Pam

>> I need a solution for lack of dick
>> I'm sure you can figure something out.

ooc: Alistair hasn't been here long enough; a text from a random woman would just confuse him.

>> Please don't laugh at me.
>> But um.
>> I can't drink.
>> For the next seven months or so.
>> And then there's going to be a tiny human.
>> With my looks. And Atton's.

>> We're gonna crash the Stark Party and take advantage of the open bar. Wanna come? I need my kiss for midnight.

>> New Year's is just around the corner, literally.
>> Most of you are getting pissed drunk, I hope.
>> Is there a place you're all doing that?
>> I saw some adverts on the network, so there's that to consider.

>> I take it you all got photos, too?
>> This is the strangest holiday season.
>> I wished to see mother again and it... came true.
>> Sort of.

( To Maia )
( To Neal )

To Maia
>> So, beloved cousin.
>> I won't be going home for Christmas.
>> What were your plans?

To Thackery
>> I realise I should have asked you what your holiday plans were.
>> Thanksgiving, and all of that.
>> Did you want to do anything for Christmas or the like?
>> I think it's about time I talked to you about my dreams, too...

>> So....
>> Christmas?

>> Right, so.
>> Please tell me, dear cousin
>> That this rumbling has nothing to do with darkspawn.

"Hey, it's Pam. Was going to ask if you wanted to hit up this new club I found. It'd be good fun, and apparently they get a lot of lesbians in there, so we can fuck with all the chicks who want us. You're the one person I've ever met who's made me think about getting a real job, because I love you. You're totally perfect, and my life's better with you in it. I get scared you'll l - "

*The phone is banged down abruptly.*

>> I might have torched my alarm clock this morning.
>> My room still smells like melted plastic.
>> Also I really need to talk to you about Flemeth
>> And possibly apologize.

>> I'm a walking comic book sound effect
>> We absolutely need to shag.

Backdated to 9/28

Pam

>> Tell me you're alone and horny.

Hawke

>> I need advice.

>> Morrigan!
>> It's Morrigan!

>> Don't you ever do that to me again, though.
>> I really mean it.
>> I don't need that.
>> Another family member disappearing like that.

>> I'm having some difficulties
>> They won't shut up

>> So.
>> Your girlfriend.
>> Quite gorgeous in person.
>> I've had a lovely chat with her, did she mention?

>> have to cancel our date
>> woke up feeling shitty
>> like i'm still human & have flu from hell

>> Gods you wouldn't believe...
>> Well no, I'm certain you would.
>> But you've dreamt of Ferelden before, haven't you?
>> Wasn't the Blight so much fun?
>> Bethy died, she died right in FRONT of--

>> Dreamt last night.
>> Lived with some guy Eric for a century.
>> Bit thousands of people.
>> They all lived unless I wanted them not to.
>> Tonight I'm going to taste you.

>> UI need ride
>> i c tree
>> tree
>> three
>> three this lady has breasts