Communications

>> What are you doing this weekend?

[Drunk Text to Mikaelson Family, including Hayley and Hope]

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>> Do we have any plans for Thanksgiving?

>> Kol or Klaus, would you’re be free to keep watch over Hope?
>> I have a romantic getaway scheduled with Hayley.
>> I want to be sure my home isn’t destroyed by a high school party.

>> Hope and I will be picking you up after yoga class tonight.
>> Actually I will be picking you up and Hope will be driving your car back to the house.

>> Hey, babe.
>> Going to be a little late tonight.
>> Someone scheduled a private session.
>> Make sure Hope does her homework, please!

>> How is everyone faring amidst the latest madness to descend upon the OC?

>> Do you think Hope would be offended if I didn't invite her to dinner this evening?
>> I mean out to dinner?
>> I'm assuming you are free.

[Mass Text to All Mikaelsons and their SOs]

>>Fuck.
>>Shit shit fuck fuck shit.
>>SOS
>>SOS

[Damon]

>>FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>SHIT DAMNIT FUCK

>> Against my better judgement, I introduce Hayley to Mother and Father.
>> If you receive any texts or calls bemoaning my absolute failure as a son you know why.
>> There may also be a few phrases regarding the utter insuitability of my choice of girlfriend,

( [Private to Elena Gilbert] )

( [Private to Mikaelson Family] )

>> Is everyone feeling themselves?
>> It seems this place is up to it's old tricks again.

[Mass Text to Siblings]

>>Mom texted me in hysterics saying she and dad had had it up to here with my selfishness and demanded to see their granddaughter
>>I pointed out I didn't owe them shit because they were abusive narcissists our entire life
>>Mom said I was over exaggerating and that she and dad did everything for us.
>>So I might have called her and dad idiots and hung up,
>>If you get blasted with calls, my bad

>> My name is Kory Anders
>> I got your name from an associate that I just had drinks with.
>> Are you by chance accepting new clients?

Well, it looks like I'm needed in Burundi at the moment so I'll be flying out tomorrow night. I can't say how long it will be but hopefully no longer than a week and a half. Try not to have any emergencies while I'm gone.

>> Niklaus, might you be free for me to stop by Soleil et Lune Saturday morning?
>> I’m looking for a present.

[Texts to Nik, Freya, Finn, and Elijah]

>>Hey.
>>Family time soon?
>>Let's all get lunch or dinner.

[Damon]

>>You are being usurped as favorite Uncle. Nik is kicking your ass.
>>How are things with you and Thomas?
>>Is Enzo still being sulky?

>> Did you need your yoga mat?
>> It rolled under the bed.
>> Of course you’re welcome to keep things here rather than bringing an overnight bag every time.

>> There was something I had wanted to ask you three the other day.
>> I'm still not entirely sure if it was a dream or not, but were any of you visited by, what I can only assume was, a Christmas spirit last week?

[Elijah]

My Dad just called, him and mom will be in for Christmas.



[Wanda]

Are we going to do the winter weekend we talked about? If so, needs to be soon. My parents called this morning and decided they would like to come here for Christmas.

>> I know it's late, but do any of you have plans for Thursday?
>> If not, I was thinking we could do dinner at my place.
>> It doesn't even have to be a big thing.
>> Just us all together.

[Backdated to Thursday]

>> Just wanted to let you three know that Niklaus and I are leaving for Paris Saturday.
>> We’ll he gone for a week.

>> So I believe it’s your turn to step out of your comfort zone.

>> you + me =
>> snuggling under the stars
>> by a fire drinking wine?

Okay, everybody check in. It looks like Orange County is being Orange County.

( Text to Hayley )

>>I feel like I haven't seen you in ages.

>>Got plans tonight?

[Texts to Elijah]
>>Are you okay

[Separate Texts to Evie and Percy]
>>Well it seems my dreams are over

( Texts to Elijah Mikaelson )

>>I'm about to book my water rafting trip.
>>Care to join me?

I hope you won't be too disappointed if we reschedule dinner with Captain Laurence. He has been given orders to ship out.

>> I am just texting to tell you that I understand if you need time.
>> I won’t reach out again so you needn’t worry about me pressing you.
>> Whatever you decide, however you decide to proceed, I shall respect that.

>> I don't know how to even begin to apologize.
>> Would you be willing to meet?
>> Coffee?
>> I can explain what happened. Better than I did.

I believe that I have myself under control once more, Sister.

[Sent Friday Morning]

>> I appear to be having a bit of a problem.
>> Contrary to what I thought, my dreams aren't exactly over.
>> And my reflection doesn't seem to be my own anymore.

[Texts to Elijah Mikaelson]

>>Would you be able to watch Mare Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
>>Damon, Enzo and I need to go to Vegas to check on progress for the Underworld if it's going to be ready for its grand opening in time.
>>She needs one on one tie with her favorite uncle

>> Are you free Friday?

>> Not that I blame anyone for not telling me, but...
>> Was anyone going to tell me that I was killed by a teenager?
>> Even if part of me did want to die there, I have to admit, that was incredibly embarrassing.

So with it suddenly being November, do we want to do Thanksgiving dinner together?

>> I was considering a family Christmas in Europe.
>> A continent away from our dear parents.
>> Does anyone else share my interest or was the suggestion a complete folly?

( Elijah Mikaelson, you have (3) new messages )

1. Why did I just get an alert on my mobile to tell me Klaus posted and he looks 12?

2. Please tell me at least one of you has remained the right age.

>>I don’t suppose you might be able to help with a sudden sun sensitivity?
>>I have little desire for self-immolation today.

Just a heads up, Klaus is going out of town for a few days in case you try to get in touch with him or anything.

You may wish to look for better help at your gallery, Brother.

Niklaus and I will not be attending any festivities with Esther this weekend should anyone else wish to avoid this gathering.

I also request that you do not tell her ahead of this weekend. There will be enough fallout without that advance notice.

( Texts to Elijah Mikaelson )

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

You two wouldn't happen to know why Esther showed up at my work today demanding to know if I had seen Dahlia and said something to her so that she never showed up for the holidays, would you?

[Texts to Freya]

>> How have you been?
>> I realized I haven't asked recently

( Kol Mikaelson, you have (2) new messages )

( Elijah Mikaelson, you have (3) new messages )