Communications

[Lorelai]
>> I don't know if it's because of mischief night last night
>> But the pony was in my backyard this morning
>> The same pony

[PMs and Texts to Everyone invited to Frodo and Merrill's Wedding]
Yes, it's true.

Frodo and Merrill have unfortunately come down to the flu. The wedding is going to be postponed until they are both feeling better. Hopefully next weekend.

--Merry


[Lorelai]
>> That is something we can do, right?
>> You could pull it off next week?
>> Frodo will pay for everything

>> Your cousin's bride-to-be is ridiculously calm and happy and non-monstery.
>> It's really weird!
>> Seriously, she might be an alien.

>> Oh hey!
>> Things got crazy and I forgot to tell you, but I think it worked!

[Sent during the big birthday bash]
>> Hawke, I'm Phones aren't working right! I can't say over text!
>> Merrill needs to talk to Hawke! Pass it on!

[Lorelai]

>> Are you going to this Gala?
>> I'm going
>> Wanted to know if you were


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[Eoywn]

I need to have my tuxedo pressed. Any cleaners you'd suggest. My current one is not one I'd trust. They destroyed my suede coat.

Such important, work-related issues, I know. Drop everything.

LORELAI GILMORE!
...you don't happen to have a reservation under the name Frodo Baggins for Thursday, do you?

[Phone call to someone named Finnick]

Ring, ring.