Communications

>> If you aren’t busy
>> I need some help of the healing variety

( Text to Lara )

( Note left for Lara on her desk. CW: Some sexual content in the comments )

>> So I should tell you
>> If you're working at all over February 14th
>> You're either going to have to bring it with you
>> Or reschedule
>> Or get it done beforehand

>> I have a question for you, babe

>> I'm not going to be able to work until whatever's going on is done
>> I'm kind of physically a minor right now
At least I have my memories otherwise people would die

[Texts to Lara]

>> One, I definitely am not having an affair with Logan
>> Two, I'm going to kill that bitch
>> Even if I'll probably choke on her chi


[Texts to Logan]

>> If I drained that bitch of her chi
>> Anyway you could help cover it up?

>> Lara
>> I need help
>> Of the succubus healing variety

( texts to rubywolf )

( texts to bo )

( texts to birkhoff )

>> So, uh, I think we need to talk about the dreams
>> I'm not sure where you are in them
>> But we should really talk

( Texts to Kenzi )


( Texts to Clara )

( texts to bobodacious )

( texts to hot nerdpants aka birkhoff )

( texts to bubba jones )

Bo


>> Gonna close the bar for a week at the end of the month
>> Wanna do some renovations. Just wanted to give you a heads up.


Emma Frost

>> How's the New Year treating you?

( Texts to Kenzi )


( Texts to Lara )

( texts to bo and lara )

( texts to birkhoff )

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to bo )

( texts to lara )

>> KENZI
>> KENZI GUESS WHAT

>> So I must be way out of touch with my pop culture references
>> Because it's taken me like six months to realize this, but...
>> I'M DATING LARA CROFT
>> LIKE. LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER
>> ANGELINA JOLIE MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES LARA CROFT

>> So
>> Dreamt about the Mel fiasco
>> I'm sorry I was so mean to you

>> Couple things
>> First, yay Killian's back
>> And hope you came back in one piece?
>> Second, in the dreams have you dreamt anything about me sucking the chi out of a group of people at once?
>> Because uh something happened like that when the stormtroopers were invading
>> And third, as a head's up Lara and I are going away next week
>> We're going off the grid to a cabin in the woods
>> I promise I won't be a horror movie cliche
>> Besides if an axe murderer tries to kill us
>> I think he'll be the one dying

[Phone call to Laura Kinney]

Ring ring ring


[Texts to Kenzi]

>> You aren't currently in the Underworld, are you?
>> Because the OC is at it again
>> And uh...I got hit by it

>> I love you Kenz
>> But never curse me again holy shit
>> And I'm so avoiding baths for a while
>> And possibly sleep. Again
>> Funny how Lara finally got me to sleep and then I get that dream

( texts to henry )

( texts to bo )

( texts to birkhoff )

>> KENZI
>> KENZI CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBER
>> OR MOSTLY SOBER
>> I HAD ANOTHER DREAM
>> AND I HAVE EMOTIONS


[OOC: Pretend these were sent around 8 am Pacific time.]

[Texts to Kenzi]

>> I need to make a quick visit back to the motherland
>> Kind of need a legit passport
>> But uh if I end up in Canadian prison, come visit me?
>> There may or may not be an outstanding warrant for my arrest

>> So, about that trip
>> I looked into getting a legit passport
>> The easier way would be to go do it in person
>> In Canada
>> ....obviously

>> Something that slipped my mind in light of the chaos
>> But how would you feel about another room mate or two?


Txt to Bo

>> It's all okay on the moving in front
>> For Kenzi too, if she wishes.

>> Don't be alarmed
>> But a bloody tsunami came up my beach
>> It stopped just before it reached the house
>> Dock is ruined though.
>> Damn thing was it stopped like it hit a wall.

>> Are you busy?

( left on the table for Killian )


( texts to Bobo )

( texts to Birkhoff )

( texts to Henry )

First off, sorry for the radio silence I got lost in the fog, my communication devices weren't working and have been fighting monsters the past few days.

Secondly, I dreamed about Kenzi's illness. It was caused by poison from a basilisk. So. We need a basilisk to get a sample from. Now it just rests on the chances of a basilisk being here in Orange County. I'm ready to start searching everywhere and stab the shit out of anything that looks like a basilisk to help save Kenzi. I'm not too late, right? She's still alive? She better still be ali

Kenzi's in the hospital, if anyone's wondering where I am, or she is. I don't plan to leave for awhile - at least not until they figure out what's wrong with her. She's sick, some kind of illness, we don't know.

And it looks like you could cut that fog with a knife. So no one else end up in there either, hm?

[Texts to Kenzi]

>> So I now know what you look like when wearing pink
>> And being blonde
>> Sorority life suits you


[Texts to Lara]

>> Here's a little something to brighten your day
>> SFW Selfie

>> So
>> How do I put this
>> I may have had one of those dreams people talk about
>> Last night
>> I now understand the difference between dreams that seem real
>> And HOLY SHIT THAT FELT SO REAL

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to bobo dennis )

( texts to s. birkhoff )

>> Hey so I came across this
>> Thought you might get a laugh out of it


[OOC: Link may be slightly NSFW? It involves G string underwear being played like a stringed instrument?]

>> What are you doing for the holidays and New Years?

-- Bo Bo
-- heya
-- I'm coming over
-- even bearing gifts

>> Hey pretty lady
>> Fancy meeting up for a drink?

>> I'm moving away from the bartending gig and into Private Investigating.
>> By way of Bounty Hunting.
>> I'm gonna need a partner in all of this.

Sam

>> You're good at this kind of thing
>> When you get here can you find a place to that can do something with my hair?

Renji

>> I have a favour to ask of you

Dani

>> A Scott stopped by earlier
>> I told him you'd ring him up.

Bo

>> Weird favour.
>> When I introduce you to that friend I mentioned
>> Could you hit on her?

>> So I'm thinking of quitting my job
>> Interested in learning the trade and taking over?

-- hey.
-- so.
-- i had a dream.
-- a weird one too.
-- a bit scary.

[Bo]

>> Had a good time
>> You ever need anything run, I'll give you a discount.


[Yuna]

>> How's it going?

[Text Messages to Ford Prefect]
>> Overheard some woman on the street near that house complaining about having to replace the bed.
>> I had a good laugh.
>> Oh, and I stole your phone number while you were sleeping.

[Text Messages to Tonks]
>> Think I'll take you up on that offer.
>> If it's still there.
>> Can't exactly stay where I've been staying.