Communications

>> Hey
>> You are invited to Thanksgiving with us.
>> Unless you have plans?

» So, as it turns out, Henry?
» Not crazy.
» Regina *is* the Evil Queen.
» Mary Margaret *is* Snow White
» I just vanquished a dragon
» And now I think I'm on the verge of a panic attack.

» WTF?

( PM to Veronica's and Logan's friends )

» Question; is it too early to think about family vacation?

» Henry was talking about something and it made me think.
» The honeymoon was great, and a couple of weeks away from Orange County was nice
» Maybe we should think about a yearly vacation?

{backdated to 23rd}

» Happy Birthday babe!
» Feeling old yet?
» Or are we enough to keep you feeling young and spry?

( [Texts to Emma Swan] )

( [Text to Veronica Mars] )

( [Text to Frank Hardy] )

( text to Neal )

( text to Zee )

>> Alright, should we be discussing this infernal holiday known as Thanksgiving?
>> I've got a stout to go with pumpkin pie, a red wine for turkey, and a dark rum that pairs best with sweet potatoes
>> So we're mostly set
>> Why not just have dinner at our place, to celebrate a bloody massacre of this fine nation's indingeous people?

>> We're having a Halloween party at the shelter next Saturday.
>> If you don't have any plans, I'd love it if you could come.
>> The kids are all invited as well.
>> And everyone is encouraged to dress up, but it's not mandatory.

» So I might have bought like five bridal magazines
» And I might be falling down the rabbit hole
» But I'm so bad at this 'dream wedding' thing, because I don't have a dream wedding.
» I need to pick your brain babe.

[Texts to David Nolan]
>> Hey.
>> What've you been up to?
>> Still unpacking?
>> I was wondering, if you're not too busy, would you want to go out sometime?

[Texts to Emma Swan and Regina Mills]
>> I just asked David out.
>> If he says yes, any suggestions on places to go?
>> I'll admit, I hadn't thought that far ahead.

( texts to midna )

( texts to caroline )

( texts to emma swan & mary margaret )

>> What do you two say to a girl's night out?
>> It wouldn't have to be all night of course cause I'm sure Emma wouldn't wanna be away from Niko for long, but an hour or two.
>> What do you say?

( texts to trevelyan )

( texts to killian )

( identical texts to emma swan, mary margaret, caroline forbes and raistlin )

>> I meant to do this sooner.
>> I don't know if any of you are aware, but there is a woman around who looks like Maleficent.
>> I ran into her a few weeks ago and considering I'd only just dreamt about her returning to life, I was pretty freaked out at first.
>> She says her name is Pam, so I don't think she's actually Maleficent.
>> Thought I'd give you guys a heads up, unless you already know.

( baby shower invitation )

>> I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to you both.
>> The situations might be different in the waking world, but you both still deserve it.

( cut for death and details of )

[Shortly after the encounter with Dark!Hook]

>> Operation 'Stuff the Dark One In the Urn' failed
>> Miserably
>> He pulverized it with magic, and its remains are all over my couch

» Hey how's things
» So.
» I got a gift from the dreams.
» And I'm not entirely sure what to do with it?

( Identical texts to Lina Inverse, Cindy Vakarian, Emma Swan )

>> I've been meaning to text you for awhile.
>> Just been so busy at the shelter.
>> How are you?
>> I feel like We haven't seen each other in so long.

>> Monday
>> You want to haul our fat asses to the store to get discounted Reeses Peanutbutter hearts?
>> A bucket of them

As some of you know, I'm planning a get-together for Pete and Lina in honor of their first child making an appearance in the world very soon - it's not really a shower, but more like a celebration.

It will take place Saturday, March 5th, from around 6:00 pm to whenever people leave. I'm hosting what will be a backyard barbecue (babyq, or does that sound awful?) at my place in San Clemente, located at [address]. There will be plenty of things to eat and also beer, other cocktails, and non-alcoholic beverages. As I understand it, the parents-to-be have registered at the baby mecca known as Babies R'Us.

Please come and enjoy yourselves. I promise there will be absolutely zero games to play - just food and fun and celebration of new life.

This is also a surprise, so if you could not mention it to either of them, we'll let Hawke jump out and give Wisdom a heart attack as he intends to do.

( texts to swan )

( texts to gigi )

Of COURSE, for my fucking birthday--

As official bearer of crap news when it comes to all things Enchanted Forest/Storybrooke, they conveniently started up again, graced with the presence of the new Dark One. All I know is that we do manage to hop realms to find her (and take Granny's diner with us, because that's somehow crucial), and there's a third curse enacted, I suppose. Complete with another set of memory swiping so we'd forget the past six weeks. We're in Arthurian clothing, and Emma the Dark One is vengeful for one reason or another.

I'm tempted to force myself to sleep more to see if anything else comes to me, because having teasers has me mad enough to break my keurig.

Kenzi's in the hospital, if anyone's wondering where I am, or she is. I don't plan to leave for awhile - at least not until they figure out what's wrong with her. She's sick, some kind of illness, we don't know.

And it looks like you could cut that fog with a knife. So no one else end up in there either, hm?

[Texts to Emma Swan]
>> I don't know if it's been because I've seen Henry more recently or what, but I recently dreamt about him getting his memories back.
>> Of course that means I also dreamt about how we got back to Storybrooke.
>> It's dreams like that that make it difficult to not think about David.

[Texts to Regina Mills]
>> I dreamt about summoning Cora to find out more about Zelena.
>> I woke up to find the candle on my nightstand.
>> Not entirely sure what to do with it.

( texts to gigi )

( texts to swan )

( texts to frost )

( texts to captain guyliner )

( texts to emma, our lady savior )

So, Christmas? The holidays? Stuff of a similar nature? There should be a thing for that. We can even host it at our house, we have the space. Probably just get a big ol' ham and I can make Special Christmas Gates of Hell chili because it's delicious.

What do you all think?

( [Text Messages to Veronica Mars] )

( [Text Messages to Emma Swan] )

» I'm camping in your office.
» I do not intend to come out.
» Also I hate you a little right this second.

» hey there
» how'd that halloween horror show go for you?
» get the bats out?

» i kinda have something to tell you
» are you free for lunch sometime?

( text to pete )

( text to emma swan )

» so now that I'm not distracted and enjoying your awesome cooking
» what's with the new doormat?

( texts to lina )

( texts to emma swan )

>> Hey, how's it going?
>> How's Henry doing?
>> I was thinking, maybe we could get together soon.

( phone call to emma, riiiiiing ring )

» Hey, guess who's back
» With one very excited kid in tow?
» We have a court date in a month or so, we'll all have to go to Boston, but
» For now things are good

» I was wondering something though?

» I have fast approached the freak out stage of things.
» And I don't want to...
» I just really need to know, and weirdly enough, I think Regina would just be nice to me
» Which is just weird
» But Henry does eventually forgive me for lying about his father, right?

» So I'm gonna take Henry back to Boston as planned, I'll leave this weekend
» Wanted to make sure to be there for the thing for Lina
» Maybe we could get in some time at the beach, now that the weather's good?
» Plus I could kind of use the company

( identical texts to Emma & Neal )

( [Identical Text Messages to Buffy Summers, Veronica Mars, Emma Swan, Rose Hathaway] )

( [Text Message to Emma Swan] )

( Text to Regina )

( Text to Neal )

( Text to Mary Margaret )

» so i know there's a really weird spider thing around
» and yuck btw
» and the power is flaky
» but can we take like 3 seconds to just stop and discuss
» the fact that i killed a massive dragon last night and broke a curse?

» apparently. i'm totes magic.

( Texts to Cassidy and Swan )

( Texts to Hans )

>> Are you alright? [unsent]
>> How are you?
>> Have you seen anything strange lately?

» Hey, so
» I was warned about creepy things being afoot
» Don't have a lot of details yet
» But I wanted to make sure you were fine?