Communications

>> So the ship I flew on in my Dreams is here
>> Would you care for a tour of the Normandy SR-2?

>> okay
>> so i'm seeing dead people

Missing: One Biochemist.

Jemma hasn't responded to any of my messages and she's somehow managed to disable the GPS on her phone I've taught her too well but maybe if we can find what cell towers she's on

I'm a little concerned for her safety, so I'd like you all to keep an eye out for her.

>> Hey

>> Do you have any projects you need help with?
>> Or that need to get done in general?
>> I'm in need of distractions more work

( Package delivery for Jim Kirk )

To Thomas
>> So, have you tracked down any good looking escort types yet?
>> I've nearly got all the 'legal red tape' done and out of the way.
>> I am absolutely ready to take the next step with this business venture.

To Miranda
>> Mind if I take Ori out to lunch soon?
>> I'd uhm
>> Like to get to know her better.

Sent earlier in the evening, around 6pm

>> You know what I want to do?
>> I want to stab one of these big boney dragons.
>> They keep screeching and annoying the piss out of me
>> Plus the zombies die too quickly
>> They're no fun
>> Do you think your biotics could throw me at a dragon?
>> #yolo

>> So you've been down and quiet all day
>> Since you've behaved so well
>> I thought I'd bring you home some surprises.
>> What do you want for dinner?
>> I'm going to bring you anything you like
>> Even if it's expensive fancy food
>> You've earned it!

>> There's a problem
>> My sister isn't answering her phone
>> And she's not at home
>> Or at school
>> And no one seems to have seen her
>> I'm going to bloody murder someone

This is my worst nightmare
Just like in my dreams
Fuckfuckfuck

[Texts to Shepard]

>> We have a problem


[Texts to Isabela]

>> I'm sorry I stormed out in a huff
>> I nearly blew a hole in the wall
>> After getting some news

[OOC: These are sent roughly a half hour after these.]

( Encrypted message to Natasha )

( Encrypted message to Miranda Lawson] )

>> I think another X-ray of my collarbone is necessary
>> I don't feel any pain anymore
>> And I haven't for...a few days at least
>> Perhaps my tailored DNA did me a favor here

Sent earlier in the day, around 11am

>> Well, I'm off on a business adventure
>> But between you and me this 'boss' of mine is getting a little
>> shall we say
>> sketchy.

>> So if you don't hear from me by 9pm or so?
>> Could you come down to the dock and check in on me?
>> Might want to bring more than just biotics as backup, too.

>> Callisto and I are eloping
>> You're both coming along.

[Phone call to Shepard]

She was somewhat freaking out internally. She'd just killed someone. Sure, she'd killed plenty of people in her dreams, but in this life? This was a first. While Oriana was packing, Miranda called Shepard, willing the other woman to pick up. All the while she was staring at the hole in the wall that she'd caused.


[Texts to Corvo]

>> I have a problem


[Text to Isabela]

>> I hate to ask this, but I need help

Hello, I'm Miranda Lawson, a friend of Jane Shepard's, I share the same Dream world with her. She gave me your name to direct questions about my genetics, which will most likely be changing as I dream.

Picture 1 is of Miranda in an Alliance space suit with the helmet off. Picture 2 is the same thing only the helmet is stuck and Miranda is clearly flailing around. Picture 3 is Miranda on the surface of mars, the sky reflecting off of her visor with her face barely visible. Picture 4 looks like it was taken from the Normandy, with the two of them appearing to be arguing over who gets to drive the Mako

This is what we do for fun around here.

To Miranda

>> hello I--
>> this is bela we probably--
>> what are you fucking thinking bela--
>> FUCK--
>> Hi.

To Kirk
>> Do you ever get tired of all of this?
>> Uhm, the this being specifically
>> You know, the lots of people
>> thing

>> I may have made a mistake last night
>> You can't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you

>> I saved her life, she said
>> More like I resurrected you from the bloody dead
>> Only with science and not magic

>> Thank you for the flowers
>> They're very beautiful
>> Just like you

Have any interesting dreams lately?

>> So, should we set up some ground rules?

I'm proud of you. That needs to be said.


[Liara]

You better be naked when I get in. We need to christen the Normandy. All of her.

Also...want to adopt, too?

>> Taking the Normandy on a shakedown cruise
>> I'm driving.

Sydney

>> My ship is incoming to land in the mojave desert. SSV Normandy. Your team can check her out if you like but I've been hoping for this day for a long time

Normandy Crew

>> I have confirmation that the Normandy just jumped in. I'm praying it's the SR2 with the anti-reaper upgrades.
>> She's not normally one for planetary landings but I'll take what I can get. I'm sure Tali can get her back into space.

Sydney

>> It's going to get worse, I just encountered what we call Banshees and Brutes
>> Brutes are heavily armored killing machines that take a lot of firepower to bring down
>> They're huge, but move surprisingly fast
>> Banshees can warp areas, tearing apart objects. They're basically telekinetic monstrosities
>> They're what alien races from my dream world become when infested with Reaper-tech
>> They tend to show up when the Reapers want to find something, or want someone really, really dead.
>> There's another type called the cannibal. They have bulbous sacks on their backs, but I haven't seen any yet.They're also capable of using guns.
>> It's also a sign things are going to get worse.
>> In the meantime, I'm going to work with Scott's crew, and split up parts of the county to sweep through and clean out husks.


Mass Effect peoples

>> Just killed a banshee and narrowly avoided being killed by a Brute
>> I think we need to concede that these aren't just isolated incidents.

Summers's people

>> Neena will fill you in on what we just encountered, but stay vigilant.

[Tony Stark]
>> You need to lock down Stark Industries.
>> Now.
>> It's not safe outside.

[Normandy crew]
>> I suspect that husk wasn't a one-off.

[Garrus]
>>Where are you?

( private messages sent to Normandy Crew )

I just killed a fucking husk. Everyone stay frosty.

>> So, how go the adventures in sleeping with almost everyone in the OC?

>>How have you been?
>>Life treating you fairly?

>> So, how are you and your PA coping with the latest round of weirdness?

>>I hate my father so much.
>>Let me vent at you?

>> If you're able to stand and fight, we have a situation in the desert.
>> Bring firepower.

[To Shepard]

>> I think I might need some help filling in the gaps. Just in case.
>> My dreams seem to all start with this... Lazarus project. And Cerberus.
>> Do you know anything? Or know anyone who does?

[To Garrus]
>> Mind explaining what you were doing in my dreams, Vakarian?
>> The pineapple lizard look is certainly an interesting one.

>> You've been having these dreams for longer than I have.
>> I'd like to ask you something.
>> Why in the world did I stay with Cerberus after the derelict Reaper incident? I woke up wanting to strangle the Illusive Man.

[Group PM sent to Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor, and Thane Krios.]

My name is Professor Mordin Solus. Have been experiencing some of the strange dreams that others have mentioned, and felt it necessary to inform everyone involved them. Aware of unusual circumstances. Just trying to gather data and feedback regarding unexplained phenomenon.

Appreciate your time.

[The PMs to Thane Krios and Jacob Taylor come back as undeliverable.]

( To Liara )

( To Wrex )

( To Garrus )

( To Emma Frost )

( To Jack )

( To Nick Fury )

( Miranda Lawson )

( To Mordin Solus )

( To Kitty Pryde )

( Pete Wisdom )

( To Jim Raynor )

To Kitty Pryde

>> I need your help.

To Miranda Lawson

>> This is Archangel. I'm calling in the favor.

COULSON
>>Question: you busy tonight?
>>Hint: the answer should be "yes, I'm going for drinks with my kickass partner and her friends."
>>The Cellar, eight o'clock.

LAWSON
>>Up for a little welcome party?
>>First round's on me.