Communications

>> So are you two okay?
>> Apparently some people got their genders swapped.
>> Just checkin' in.
>> I'm still male, which suits me just fine.

( Cut for Glossy Drug Use Mentions )

>> I would like to come over again.
>> If you are up to it.
>> I have money.

>> You drank all my coffee.
>> Left everything a mess.
>> Stole my couch and my tv.
>> And now everything I own smells like pot.

>> I can't go to work smelling like pot.
>> Which means I can't get paid.
>> Which means I can't keep YOU around.
>> If you're gonna smoke that shit, smoke it outside.
>> Or preferably somewhere else.

Eomer

>> Do you want to join us for paintball next week?

Eothain

>> Hi, asshole.


Faramir

>> What're you up to?

>> You know.
>> I wasn't going to ask, but I'm genuinely curious.
>> WHY is there a bloody sheet in the washer?
>> What in the hell did you do on my couch?

>> Hi dad.
>> I was told to call or text you.
>> They said for you to pick me up and pay the fine since I was caught stealing some beer and a carton of cigs.
>> Not even april fools. You're a bad dad. lol
>> Bail me out, dude.

Text to Natasha
» Did you hear about the Christmas hiatus?!
» What are you going to do for the holidays?

Text to Eothain
» Hey so.
» I need a new guy.
» Think you can hook a girl up?

Left on the couch.

Hey Babe.

Got you a gift to celebrate our trial thing.

Your very own mandles that I've sniffed myself!

-Eomer

( not safe for work. Or sanity )

>>This is that costume I mentioned.
>>What do you think, should we be REALLY sexy cowboys?
>>We could even troll the gay bar.
>>Not cause I have a problem with people being gay. Just equal opportunity troll.

>>You know how you used to call your parents if something happened to your clothes at school, and they'd drop off new ones?
>>Uh, could you bring me a pair of riding pants please?

>> Ha ha found this thing in ur house
>> I put some weed in it
>> nao ur mishun shuld u chooze 2 ackept
>> is 2 find teh weed b4 it self destrucks

"Hey, Uh...Wyn. I...bet you'll never guess where I am!"

>> Eomer, yea I'm talking 2 u
>> Guess wut?
>> Mexicoooooooo
>> Let's do it ok?