Communications

( texts to rubywolf )

( texts to bo )

( texts to birkhoff )

>> So, uh, I think we need to talk about the dreams
>> I'm not sure where you are in them
>> But we should really talk

>> You've seemed a bit off lately, it's got me thinking you need something
>> Perhaps flapjacks and then to annihilate the competition in the sand sculpting contest with your brother
>> It wouldn't even have to be a sandcastle
>> How about a sandpub?
>> We'll show them how the Irish do it

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to birkhoff )

( texts to bobodacious )

( texts to hot nerdpants aka birkhoff )

( texts to bubba jones )

>> Alright, should we be discussing this infernal holiday known as Thanksgiving?
>> I've got a stout to go with pumpkin pie, a red wine for turkey, and a dark rum that pairs best with sweet potatoes
>> So we're mostly set
>> Why not just have dinner at our place, to celebrate a bloody massacre of this fine nation's indingeous people?

>> I got the word of an underground Halloween rave, yo
>> Got my Morticia Addams costume ready to get weird
>> You're coming for at least a bit

( texts to bo and lara )

( texts to birkhoff )

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to bo )

( texts to lara )

>> Hey nerdface
>> I'm getting ready to head out
>> I got occupied playing Witcher III
>> There was a part where you can take shrooms and your horse talks to you and breaks the fourth wall
>> It was awesome

>> Anyway, I gotta make a pit stop at the pharmacy to get some more lotion for the case of crabs on my arm
>> Requests for things are open
>> Not compeletly restricted to pharmacy things

>> KENZI
>> KENZI GUESS WHAT

>> So I must be way out of touch with my pop culture references
>> Because it's taken me like six months to realize this, but...
>> I'M DATING LARA CROFT
>> LIKE. LARA CROFT TOMB RAIDER
>> ANGELINA JOLIE MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES LARA CROFT

[Text to Kenzi]

» I'm down to two doses a day
» I feel like that marks an accomplishment
» And I haven't fallen over myself for three days
» Also I got you something
» image.png

[Text to Caleb]

» I have proof my brain works
» Also kill chip free
» FYI

[Text to Kate B]

» Your Wicked Hell Mother was in touch
» I'm thinking it's time to really amp things up
» Do you own any stripper gear?

>> Couple things
>> First, yay Killian's back
>> And hope you came back in one piece?
>> Second, in the dreams have you dreamt anything about me sucking the chi out of a group of people at once?
>> Because uh something happened like that when the stormtroopers were invading
>> And third, as a head's up Lara and I are going away next week
>> We're going off the grid to a cabin in the woods
>> I promise I won't be a horror movie cliche
>> Besides if an axe murderer tries to kill us
>> I think he'll be the one dying

>> I love you Kenz
>> But never curse me again holy shit
>> And I'm so avoiding baths for a while
>> And possibly sleep. Again
>> Funny how Lara finally got me to sleep and then I get that dream

Guess what I did! Come on then, I'll give you three guesses. Three shots to get right to the heart of the matter!

Ooh, I very nearly spoiled it.

Alright, two more guesses but no more hints. Except that consider it my way of thanking you for ensuring my wolf's blood and dragon scales delivery was completely botched. It's just as well. If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.

( texts to henry )

( texts to bo )

( texts to birkhoff )

[this is after angry memes and emojis and more capslock texts and selfies that involve plant threats]

>> IF YOU DON'T COME HOME RIGHT NOW
>> MY TOES ARE GOING IN PEANUTBUTTER

>> KENZI
>> KENZI CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBER
>> OR MOSTLY SOBER
>> I HAD ANOTHER DREAM
>> AND I HAVE EMOTIONS


[OOC: Pretend these were sent around 8 am Pacific time.]

>> Are you busy?

( left on the table for Killian )


( texts to Bobo )

( texts to Birkhoff )

( texts to Henry )

[Texts to Kenzi]

>> So I now know what you look like when wearing pink
>> And being blonde
>> Sorority life suits you


[Texts to Lara]

>> Here's a little something to brighten your day
>> SFW Selfie

>> How appropriate that you've begun to dream
>> The odd-looking sea creature swimming around the houseboat, that I caught a glimpse of this morning, can't be a coincidence, can it?

>> By the way, I survived the flight to New York and this hotel is godawful
>> What sort of establishment overbooks guests and then forces them to share a room

( texts to bubba jones )

( texts to bobo dennis )

( texts to s. birkhoff )

>> Hey so I came across this
>> Thought you might get a laugh out of it


[OOC: Link may be slightly NSFW? It involves G string underwear being played like a stringed instrument?]

>> Oh hey bby
>> Guess what

My dear Miss Kenzi,

Are you still wary of people on the internet, or would you like to come have a drink with me?

Or a coffee, alternately, if that's more suitable to your tastes.

Sincerely yours,

Jas Hook

[Text to Kitty]
>> Is it bad that I care?
>> About vampire things?
>> It's like, 'oooo, vampire attack.'
>> Then my gut tells me to do something about it.

[Group Text to Caroline, Allison & Kenzi]
>> My lease is up soon.
>> Caroline wants to jump the roomie situation with us.
>> Good, so we can keep an eye on her.
>> We need to find a bigger place.
>> Kenz, what's going on with your situation?

[Text to Roy]
>> Do you like food?

>> Last night was...fun.
>> In a good way.
>> But it was just a one-time thing. So don't get any ideas.

>> I also think I left my earrings on your dresser.
>> ...and my underwear's still somewhere in your room.
>> When can I come get them?

-- hey
-- i was thinking.
-- you need a drink.
-- meet you at Red Raven.

-- Bo Bo
-- heya
-- I'm coming over
-- even bearing gifts

>>Please tell me that Kenzi was fucking drunk.
>>Please oh please tell me that she was drunk and making shit up.
>>Elijah Mikaelson I know you are not dating Katherine Gilbert. You are not that stupid to date somebody BARELY LEGAL.
>>This is a joke. Right?

>> I'm moving away from the bartending gig and into Private Investigating.
>> By way of Bounty Hunting.
>> I'm gonna need a partner in all of this.

TEXT MESSAGE TO KENZI

-- hey
-- so, Elijah is out of town for awhile
-- and I'm kind of bored

-- hey.
-- so.
-- i had a dream.
-- a weird one too.
-- a bit scary.

>> Hey!
>> D-Man!

Text message to Kenzi

>> You left something at my mom's
>> Your jacket
>> And Mr. Dabney's wallet.
>> I told her I'd get your stuff back to you

Group Private Message: Kenzi, Liz Parker & Rogue*if you think your character should be included as a close friend, lmk & I'll add them

My parents passed away last weekend.

The funeral is on Saturday.

Your presence would be- welcome.

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