Communications

I beg your pardon for this abrupt message, but I saw the notice from that woman, and ... Mjolnir? Truly? I find myself astonished. And a bit scared. Because frankly, if your dreams are real, then it leads me to believe mine might be real as well. And I am not a fit vessel for the Lady herself.

What is your opinion of all this?

Would you have a moment to meet me for coffee sometime? Or somewhere perhaps less public? You said you dreamt of me, and I'm beginning to dream of you, too.

Loki

>> I dreamed, dear brother
>> Why did you let go?


Sif

>> Have your dreams been interesting?


Jane

>> I am sorry, I could not keep my promise to return.

Hela

>> You were right to be wary of our brother.

Text to Thor

>> Can I meet you somewhere?
>> I need help.



Text to Courfeyrac

>> Enjolras basically told me to fuck off.
>> Thought you should hear it from me.
>> But I still consider you a friend, if you'll have me.

( Cut for discussion of suicide/psychological problems )

>> apollon
>> do you like aliens?

( Mayor Oakenshield )


( Bahorel )


( Andre )

(These were sent out at various points last night)


>> Have you ever thought about what it would be like if our hands were on our legs and our feet were on our arms?


About an hour later

>>((There's an image of a banana in the microwave))

>>((Followed by one of it exploding))

Still Later:


>>Chip And Dale. Chip 'N Dale. CHIPPENDALE. OH!

>>Suddenly the world makes SO MUCH SENSE.

>>Hey does anybody else want to go get Taco Bell?

>> Hey.
>> How you been?
>> Feel like coming over & watching bad movies?
>> Tired, no work tomorrow. Could use a friendly face.

>> Courfeyrac's parents officially disowned him.
>> He had to sell his Berlutis to help make rent.
>> I know we can't support him
>> But would anyone else be willing to help me take up a collection to get them back?
>> Or get him a new pair?
>> I don't know. Just ... something small we can do to show we love him.

>>Hey Kids.

>>My Saint Pat's was WAY better than yours, arrests and all
( image and SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK IN THE COMMENTS )

>> Andre said you skipped class the last couple days.
>> Are you dead?
>> Cause that would suck.

>> Did you see the thing in the paper?
>> I'm guessing that Rei girl is just a friend?
>> And what the fuck, "dissidents and thugs"?
>> Just ... I hope you're okay.

As you may or may not be aware, as of last night, I have been issued a challenge to a duel. As a gentleman of honor, I am obliged to accept this, or to be named a coward amongst you, my friends, the general public, and everyone else involved. However, as the challenged party, there are some things which are my right, according to the Code Duello of 1777.
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Text to Les Amis, minus Enjolras, Sif and Chetta

>>I am sending you a picture of Enjolras's fire escape as of this moment of the text.
>>So that you can see that I am indeed a gentleman
>>And intend to defend my honor, which has been smirched this night.
>>So here is the image, taken now.

( The 'message' itself has been left soley for Enjolras, clearly tossed on the fire scape )
>>I shall have satisfaction!

>> Sorry to do this out of the blue.
>> Got your number from Courfeyrac.
>> My name is Sif.
>> I wanted to ask if you might be able to help me with something.

Mr. Mayor,

Thank you for your prompt reply regarding your schedule at the state budget meetings; I'll be sure to pass the information along to the appropriate people. I have one more matter to put before you.

Recently, a landmark immigration law decision was reached in Washington. This will affect the legal status of thousands of people across the country, and approximately 35% of Orange's population is either naturalized or here on a visa/green card.

I would propose a series of social media bulletins, just two or three, culminating in an information night at city hall. I would obviously handle the bulletins, and I am in the process of talking to my contacts at UCLA's law school. If I can get the immigration lawyers to agree to appear, would you be willing to sign off on the use of the space?

Please let me know at your earliest convenience; I will be happy, of course, to answer any questions.

- S.C.

( It's heavy and book-shaped )

>>Siiif.

>>I have a SECRET.

Dear Apollon,

( Let me explain why your latest blog post scared me. )

( On the nature of love )

>>Mardi Gras at my place!
>>I've got King Cake and BEADS!

OrangeCityHall The first official Wine Walk is going on now, in the downtown shopping district! #Events 4 minutes ago

RedEmmaSif Someone brought us king cake. Day immediately improved. #FreeCake 2 minutes ago

ooc: The first is the official OC City Hall twitter; the second is Sif's personal twitter handle. Code found here.

(The email goes out to everyone with whom Steve has ever had a pleasant interaction. So. Avengers, Pepper, Peggy, Bucky, Coulson, Hill, Fury, Loki and Sif, Orb, Dany, Tyrael, Cinna, Kitty, and Jean. And if I've forgotten someone, please poke at me and I will add them! The PMs are sent through Valarnet, since he probably doesn't have everyone's personal email address.)

To: Distribution List
From: Steve Rogers.
Subject: ( July 2. )

As long as Loki didn't actually stop to think about what he was doing, he'd probably be fine, right? Of course right. That was why he was calling Sif. Sure.

RING.

RING.

RING.

» Hello there! (This is Loki.) I may have done something maniacal and desire someone sympathetic so I can crow about it.
» Would you be willing to be that person? Orb was apparently insufficient for my ego.
» Well, that and you actually know Thor better than she does...

» So um. This kind of sucks, okay, please don't fire me. I like my job. I've been trying to think of an easy way to say this and I don't have one.
» 1) None of the horses are hurt. Neither am I, for that matter.
» 2) I didn't cause damage to the stable or any of your associated property.
» 3) Uh, and I'm not in jail. I should add that, too.