Communications

text messages sent to the following blonde ladies and one redhead - sharon, veronica, zelda, and leliana:

>> Already it's been an interesting weekend
>> Called in 'sick' to work yesterday
>> My husband is now fully alien, a different species
>> I guess this makes me the ultimate in xenophiles?

Txt to Kitiara

>> How would you like a hands on examination
>> Of my electric glove.


Txt to Zelda

>> I have some gossip for you.

( texts to cindy )

( texts to midna )

>> Interested in a little happy hour sometime this week?
>> I think this month's just winding down after an exciting July 4th

( texts to j. harker )

( texts to asami )

>> Hey, how've you been?

oh christ not again
>> It's another round of 'let me give you a vague glimpse of the future without context' visions
>> I don't know what to make of it but my gut's twisting
>> Broken buildings, not far from the club

( PM to J. Harker & Vladcula )

>> Hey, congrats, some big stuff's happening for you!
>> I assume this is the official two weeks notice at Shoegasm?
>> Another baby bird leaves the nest

Alright, so, long story short? I died last night. If we could just leave it at that and also the fact that I'll be out of commission for awhile until my wounds heal, that would be perfect.

Even though I'm pretty sure I'll be back at work ASAP because sitting around watching daytime TV is the actual worst.

>> So I have good news and
>> Well, I don't really have bad news either
>> Mostly just good
>> I bet you're in suspense now, aren't you?

( texts to myrcella )

( texts to zelda )

( texts to Midna )

( texts to Wendy )

( texts to Navi )

>> Hey there, old friend
>> Hope you've been okay with all the crazy

( identical texts to Harker, Midna, Link, and Navi )

( texts to Jonathan )

( texts to Cindy-rella )

[Backdated to last week or so, because I suck monkeyballs]

( texts to J. Harker )

( Texts to Katou )

( Texts to Zelda )



( Private Message to Victor Frankenstein )

( Navi )

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( Midna )

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( Zelda )

( texts to stephen )

( private message to zelda )

( Zelda )

( texts to victor )

( texts to zelda )

( Texts to Zelda )

( Texts to Midna )

( Texts to Navi )

( texts to vlad )

( texts to zelda )

( texts to leliana and zelda )

( texts to sharon )

>> So my new found powers of prophecy picked up on something nasty
>> Something for today
>> And a lot of people are feeling it, too

>> sushirrito.jpg

Zelda

>> Want to get lunch sometime?


Josephine

>> Thank you, you've been invaluable.
>> How do people even make friends?

( texts to Jonathan Harker )


( texts to Link )

( Texts to Zelda )

( Texts to Vladcula )

( PM to Zelda, sent later tonight. )

>> By the way
>> Thank you for the warning, jellybean
>> Why do you live here, again?

( Victor Frankenstein )

( Zelda )

[Identical text messages sent to Zelda, Finn, Sage, Stefan, Rebekah, Elena, Damon, Jeremy and any of Henrik's friends. Kol likely looked into his brothers phone to get the numbers]

>>Fuck. FUCK!!
>>Guys...Henrik...
>>He...I..
>>He called me weak as hell, saying that he was attacked
>>Tatia and I got there and he was bleeding out. He said he was dreaming...and a wolf did it and then he woke up like this.
>>Tatia called the ambulance and we are at the hospital. Mom and dad are out for the weekend and I can only get their voicemail. Just...fuck.
>>Please...please come down to the hospital. I can't stay here alone. I can't do this alone.

( [Message to Lulu] )

>> Hey!
>> Do you not love me anymore?
>> I haven't heard from you in a long time.

>> Hey... question.
>> Would you consider doing my hair and make up and whatnot for my wedding?
>> It'd mean the world to me.
>> I can't think of anyone I'd rather work with outside of work! ;)

>> Before I forget, Billy is going to contact the venue for a list of dates they have available for our wedding.
>> I figure, we just pick one and go with it, right?
>> The sooner the better?
>> The Real World wedding, I mean.

>> Ready to get back to work?
>> I just had some Brilliant Wedding Ideas.
>> Come by when you're free?

( [Text Messages to Link] )

( [Text message to Link] )

>> When are we going to have our wedding?
>> Yes, I'm texting from my meeting.
>> No, I don't feel guilty about it.
>> I love you.

>>Guys, I need help.
>> Tatia is officially moving into my apartment Saturday and we only have one day to move before she goes back to work.
>>Can you please help? I will buy you all dinner.

[Text Message to Kol Mikaelson]
>> You okay? Just checking in.

[Text Message to Link]
>> Valentine's Day. I've got the night planned out.
>> Will you wear that nice suit?

>> You should come by so we can solidify Valentine's Day plans.

[Texts to Zelda Hyrule]
>> I had wanted to do this in person, but I'm afraid I have far too many things going on at once.
>> Anyway, I'd like to officially offer you the role of Cricket?
>> I've already spoken to you agent and manager.
>> Now it's just up to you.

[Texts to Ruby Lucas]
>> I had wanted to do this in person, but I'm afraid I have far too many things going on at once.
>> Anyway, I'd like to officially offer you the role of Siren?
>> I've already spoken to you agent and manager.
>> Now it's just up to you.

[Texts to Huck Finn]
>> I just offered Zelda and Ruby the roles.
>> Now just have to wait and hear from them.
>> I have to say, having some of the roles cast now makes this feel that much more real.
>> On a more personal note, you know a girl named Elena Gilbert?

>> Hi, Emma! My name's Zelda.
>> Got your name and number from my Agent. Says you're a great bodyguard?

[Zelda]
>> my ears
>> are pointed

Identical Text to Zelda, Lorna, and Link
>> Pete and I are going to move up to Oregon.
>> We're going to raise our kids somewhere safer.
>> I love you so much.
>> you'd better visit.

Text to Athelstan
>> So, I'm going to be moving.
>> But I want to keep Grandpa Deku's house.
>> I'll need someone to take care of it.
>> I'd like you to live there rent free in exchange for that.

>>Please tell me that Kenzi was fucking drunk.
>>Please oh please tell me that she was drunk and making shit up.
>>Elijah Mikaelson I know you are not dating Katherine Gilbert. You are not that stupid to date somebody BARELY LEGAL.
>>This is a joke. Right?