Communications

>> So are you two okay?
>> Apparently some people got their genders swapped.
>> Just checkin' in.
>> I'm still male, which suits me just fine.

>> There's this girl.
>> You should meet her

>> Lunch tomorrow?

>> Are your dreams as fucked up as mine?

>> I shouldn't text so late in the evening.
>> But yes, I have had dreams.
>> The promise I made was misconstrued.
>> I am now free to speak about them.

Eomer

>> Do you want to join us for paintball next week?

Eothain

>> Hi, asshole.


Faramir

>> What're you up to?

To Boromir:

>> I may have encountered what I hope is a temporary issue.
>> If it is not, then I fear I won't ever be taken seriously while teaching, ever again.

Later subsequent texts to Eowyn & Thor:

>> We might not be able to make it for paintball this weekend.
>> I think this area has caused both myself and Boromir to have Benjamin Button syndrome.

( Cut for Mall Situation )

You're okay, right?


(triggers for discussions of the mall event)

>> MY SWORD ISN'T IN THE CAR CLINT

>> So like.
>> We should pick a date or something.
>> Eventually.

>> Getting excited?
>> I love the dresses, for the record.

>>I found a cookie that I didn't make.
>>It says that I should eat it.
>>Like literally "eat me".
>>I'm thinking about following its suggestion to see what goes down.
>>Good or bad idea?

>> Answer me honestly.
>> What the hell did you put in those cookies last night?

( in addition to chocolate, there is also this )

>> Clint.
>> I'm really bored. I mean, incredibly bored.
>> Teach me how to use a bow.

A fancy invitation is sent out to everyone who is registered on the network and left at their front door. It is a red box with gold ribbon containing a little champagne bottle, bubbles, confetti, a Iron Man & Pepper figurine and the following invitation to a certain wedding:

[OOC: Feel free to use this post to RSVP!]

( Cut for image )

>> So I have the guest list. Nothing huge.
>> And I think I found a dress, but I want your opinion on it, okay?
>> You know, now that I'm not dying.

>> I'm feeling a lot better.
>> So the kid gloves can come off. I know you got worried, but come on, you're barely teasing me anymore.
>> And I'm going to rip your clothes off if you keep up this 'cautious distance' thing.

>> So Clint surprised the hell out of me.
>> Feel like returning the Bridesmaid favor?

>> You owe me that back massage, buddy.
>> Tony and Pepper are getting married.

» You are not going to believe what happened last night.

To Eowyn:

>>I love you. Keep that in mind in case...
>>Look, I got called in on a thing. It might be dangerous but I have to do it.
>>Couldn't live with myself if I didn't try to help.


To Roy:

>>Hey, hold down the fort while your mother and I do a thing.
>>Just in case I don't come back, updated will's under the floorboards under the bed.
>>Behave.

>>My friends are mostly all fucking insane.
>>Thank you for being the normal constant awesomeness in my life.
>> Less Than Three You

>> My apartment is full of glass.
>> Any chance you want a roomie for the night?

( guess who THIS is?  )

>>Got the email today!

>>Her name's Laika and she's actually a veteran too. There's an old picture from back when she was still working there.

>>They're bringing her by for a visit later in the week. Time to learn about dogs, I guess?

>> Come over.
>> Bring chocolate.

[Paper Memo to Eowyn]

Hopefully this makes it to the right person. I have so much gossip and no one to tell. Please stop by, m'lady.

>>So. I've got a hook up for us with one of the moms from my class.
>>Turns out besides reading Fifty Shades while waiting for the kid, she deals out of her minivan.
>>Really high quality blend too. Had a free sample from her today.
>>You want me to pick any up for you, man?

>> So you're going to Frodo's party today, right?
>> Saw you RSVPed
>> Any chance you want to go together...

"Hey, Uh...Wyn. I...bet you'll never guess where I am!"

>>Hey Sis!
>>Guess who's about to stalk you from horseback?
>>After all, this phone has GPS.
>>Unless that's interrupting.

[Lorelai]

>> Are you going to this Gala?
>> I'm going
>> Wanted to know if you were


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[Eoywn]

I need to have my tuxedo pressed. Any cleaners you'd suggest. My current one is not one I'd trust. They destroyed my suede coat.

Such important, work-related issues, I know. Drop everything.

[To Tasha's Phone]
>>Yeah. I know. Nobody knows where you are yet even.
>>They say that the searchers are giving up.
>>Not me. I don't think the others either.
>>I know you're out there Tash. We'll find you and bring you home.
>>You have to be okay. Without my best friend I can't...
>>You know I love you, right? You've always been there and I'm gonna try to be there for you now too.
>>Just please be okay.

[To Tony]

>>Hey. The media are being dumbshits about this Tash thing. Think taking out the chopper again is possible?
>>We've gotta get her back
>>Even if she's not alive right now, but that's worse case and I don't think it's true.
>>We need to bring her home.


[To Eowyn]

>>I wanted to text and say I love you and you mean everything.
>>Just in case something happens and we don't have the chance to make that clear.
>>You're amazing and you're beautiful and you've kept me pretty sane.
>>Thank you.

>> So, I'm getting a dress made.
>> It's kind of surreal.

>>You won't get this, like at all but
>>You had to be the first to know.
( click me for a good time (Keep in mind it's CLINT here.) )


>>She's the EXACT one and she's COLLAPSIBLE.

>>One of my life's top ten.

>>GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

>>So here's THIS week's drunk text adven...

>>Okay,not so much that as I was hanging out with some of the chivalry today and they had broadswords so I thought about you if that even makes sense.

>>Uh, Hi? Miss you.

[Eowyn]

>> Edwin from accounting is going to be really confused when he gets back from vacation and sees all the texts I sent to him
>> ...thinking I was texting you
>> Are you okay?
>> Someone at work told me you were actually injured

[Eowyn]

>>Please tell me you're okay.
>> Hearing aids got broken when my toilet tank lid fell on my face and I maybe broke my nose.
>>But what about YOU? Please BE all right.

[Avengers et Al:]

>>So what's the plan to help the county out?
>>Can't hear much at the minute but yell loud enough in my right ear and we should be okay.

[Roy:]

>>Kid?

(Fifteen minutes later)

>>Answer your goddamned texts!

>>Come ON. Pick UP.

[Email to Eowyn]

Our party is officially officially off. Not because my cousin has a girlfriend, but because he just broke up with her. I'm starting to think the whole thing was a bad idea in the first place.

>> So, I haven't heard anything else about that party, boss.
>> Still need to find your cousin a wife?

[Text to Pepper Potts]

>> Hey, I saw your boss/boyfriend/guy got released. How are -you- holding up though? This must have been a nightmare.

[Text to Clint Barton]

>> This is a pointless text. I just wanted to say hi. I think I'm turning into one of those women, and I apologize.

Email to Eowyn

I'm leaving for the day. My cousin's in the hospital. I don't know what's going on exactly. If you could forward any important messages.

Not that you're my secretary. You're just the one I trust to weed out the stuff that's pointless.

--Tex

Pepper?

That rich guy who got shot; that's your boyfriend boss, right? Is he going to be okay? Do you need anything?

( image under cut )

>>What's up? Are you okay?
>>Want to talk, I mean?