Communications

[Encrypted MSG to Gabriel]

>> We're naming a move. Put in the mission to command.
>> Look up Omega.

[Texts to Uhura, Wrex, Liara, Miranda, Joker, EDI, Mordin, Thane and Shepard

>> Need you at the courthouse at Eleven if you can.
>> Even if you don't know why yet, I'd like you all at the Wedding.

[Text to Tali]

>> You get a dress?
>> Did you want a dress?
>> I just got the license from the clerk.

[Group PM sent to Shepard, Garrus Vakarian, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Miranda Lawson, Jacob Taylor, and Thane Krios.]

My name is Professor Mordin Solus. Have been experiencing some of the strange dreams that others have mentioned, and felt it necessary to inform everyone involved them. Aware of unusual circumstances. Just trying to gather data and feedback regarding unexplained phenomenon.

Appreciate your time.

[The PMs to Thane Krios and Jacob Taylor come back as undeliverable.]

[PM to Shepard]
Important inquiry. Specific term: "Krogan genophage". Have any significance?

[Text to Liam]
>>Have had more dreams.
>>Was contacted by woman in them. Troubling.
>>Newest batch even more disturbing. Helped partially sterilize entire race.
>>Problematic.

( To Liara )

( To Wrex )

( To Garrus )

( To Emma Frost )

( To Jack )

( To Nick Fury )

( Miranda Lawson )

( To Mordin Solus )

( To Kitty Pryde )

( Pete Wisdom )

( To Jim Raynor )

[Text to Steve Rogers]
 
>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.
 
>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
 
[Text to Nym Tonks]
 
>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.
 
[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.
 
[Text to Pepper Potts]
 
I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.