Communications

>>Okay so
>>Did I go nuts and take something off the street last night
>>and none of you told me?
>>Cause uh. Check the net, seriously.
>>Or am I just hallucinating?

>> I bought crochet supplies.
>> Honestly, I had no idea what I was doing.
>> But I have hooks and yarn. Ready to learn how to make booties.

>> I really, really fucked up last night.

>>Oh mAn eveerlar is the GODDO shit.
>>lisk serisiulty I feel awesome
>>but I 'kinda mights nees somebody who can walkh me hope
>>So Olie doen't get all Ollie pscholterahy babbble at me
>>I can totally slip inkeside and stuff but like
>>too drunk tos walk alone.
>>helpes?

Thea:
( almost all messages have trigger warnings for violence, threats, drugs, prostitution threats, etc )

>> Just saw the news
>> Attacks with poison arrows?
>> Queen diamonds shops firebombed?
>> Either someone's targeting Oliver
>> Or something I can't think about.
>> You need to not be in the apartment.
>> Can you get to [Jude's home address]?

>>You weren't in the office when I came back with the filing.
>>Is everything okay?
>>Nothing happened to Judy or Roy, did it?
>>Should I worry?

>>What is wrong with you.
>>Seriously.

>>Omigod.
>>Are you okay?
>>I mean, really?
>>Anything I can do?

>>I'm kinda having a problem I so can't ask Ollie about.
>>I mean he knows the territory obviously, but...
>>He'd freak out.
>I uh...sex related problems. Little sisters don't have sex or want to in his world.
>>Or something.

[Text Messages to Fleur Delacour]
>> I'm leaving for the American Cup in Boston on Friday.
>> When I get back, we should get together.
>> I could use some girl time.

[Text Messages to Thea Queen and Violet Harmon]
>> I'm leaving for the American Cup in Boston on Friday.
>> When I get back, we're definitely getting together.
>> I know we've tried making plans before, but I won't be practicing as much once the Cup is over.

>>Holy Shit.
>>It's INSANE out here.
>>I'm looking out the window and I don't believe this.
>>Are you okay?

((Edit: TW for abuse in comments and then naughty texts! ))

>>Hey, honeybuns. Be my girl now? Kay?
>>Sure we just met.
>>But we totally clicked.
>>And our personalities just chill together.
>>You deal?

[Texts to Logan]
>> So, I just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day
>> So, I just wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.

[Texts to Violet Harmon[
>> Hope you and Tate had a good Valentine's Day
>> Me, you and Thea should get together soon.

[Texts to Thea Queen]
>> Hope you had a good Valentine's Day or Singles Awareness Day.
>> Me, you and Violet should get together soon.

( E-mail to Thea Queen )

( Text to Candy Quackenbush )

>> Finally got a good job.
>> Working for a head of a studio.
>> Same kind of stuff I did on the Hill.
>> Provisional til I hit a year sober, then full time.
>> Feel like going to dinner?
>> We can go dutch.

(ooc: A few minutes later)

>> Your godson give you any grief?
>> wasn't sure if I put him in his place or gave him ammo.

>> So, I had this random thought tonight.
>> We should have a 'My Parents Suck Club'.
>> What do you think?

>>Are you gonna be home soon?
>>Something came up so it'd be great if you could do that.

>>This party is fucking amazing!
>>[Insert Harvey's Address]
>>And the hostess is fucking hot.
>>[Insert Image of Ollie lampshading]

>>Happy Birthday!
>>So. I'm coming over to get you and we're doing something.
>>And then I guess...you can do whatever you want.
>>But at least give me a day with my little sister first.
>>I need to spend time with someone who isn't entirely happy today. Selfish but...
>>See you in like seven hours.

>>You're an asshole and I hate you
>>But dying from this thing is so not a way for even you to go.
>>Like I'd say only the Nazis should have gone out this way.
>>Don't get sick.
>>So you've got scar tissue on like 20 percent of your body
>>And you were an asshole at me because you can't talk about being on your little island.
>>Apparently fake mom put up graves for you and fake dad in the backyard.
>>And we had a bonding moment.
>>Don't think you get that here.
>>You still can fuck off and die for all I care.
>>But you know. Get hit by a truck or shoot yourself or something. Not from this.

(Yes, Ms. Scrooge made gifts for people who she wants to thank this year. Assume this is what she did during arts and crafts time or whatever)

For Rarity:

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For Candy:

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For Alma:

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>>Okay, so this is possibly TMI but...

>>Girl drama and all.

>>The pads here absolutely suck.

>>It's to weird to bring up with Elena, Shepard or the doctor.

>>Do you suppose you could get some sent over?

>>How are you doing.
>>How long has it been since last dose.
>>Don't lie to me.

>>Hey. Big brother here.
>>Sorry that felt awkward to say.
>>So. I'm prepared to strike a deal with you regarding all this crap going on.

( To Thea )

( Ollie )

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Testing... Testing.

Hello,

I am very bad with computers. But I just got one, and have heard for a long time about this Valar-Internet. Are you meant to just write things?

I do not know what to say. I guess I just want to see if it "posts" properly.

-Zuko

>>Darling.
>>I've been thinking.
>>Are you in need of a job?