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Tweak says, "one day there came a letter,"

ℓιηα ιηνєяѕє (dragonspooker) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2015-09-04 12:22:00

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lina inverse, pete wisdom

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	Texts from across the building~ wisdoms 2015-09-04 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	» You always do leave the best presents, Red » Ones that leave me constipated again (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	>> This card is so relevant to our entire relationship though >> You gotta give it at least that >> But thanks on the update of your stopped up bowel movements >> You're so romantic (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	» The words, maybe » But that little troll's face? » Doesn't compare to the beauty of our relationship » Well, I assumed you'd like an update » Otherwise you'd start wondering why I'm not paying attention to you, wouldn't anyone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh, true >> Shoulda put my mugshot in its place instead >> It'd be such nice desk decor >> If you forget to tell me every time you visit the shitter, I'm gonna be pissed >> I thought we were closer than that (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	» Much better than that » He's even got the acne and the 'just smoked ganja' look in his eye » Oh, I most certainly will » It's been slow today anyway » Thank god we've still got our jobs and Peg firing half the Agency only lasted during the week of perpetual anger (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	>> He's like, twelve, Pete >> Of COURSE he does >> Mine actually came out okay! >> ...for a mugshot, anyway, ugh >> Yeaaaah, glad you missed out on drinking the Haterade though >> You're crabby enough as it is (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	» He's not twelve anymore, is he?? » Still a little useless twat » I'm crabby » Really? » I've no idea what you mean... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh wait, never mind >> Wikipedia says he's of legal drinking age >> I will never get back those ten seconds of life I just wasted researching that >> But you're a cute crabby >> All your funny British slang comes out when you're ranting about something >> I get all hot and bothered (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	» Probably a sign we should take a break » Or an early day » Manky git » Arsemonger » Mad as a sack of ferrets » Is this getting you going? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	>> Lunch time's coming up >> This girl's gotta eat >> Maybe something explosively spicy to help with how constipated I apparently made you? >> Clearly >> Yes >> Why haven't you ever said 'mad as a sack of ferrets' in bed? >> I feel like I missed out on an entire experience (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	» How grand » Thai, probably » Plenty of spice with that » I will next time » Though in the context it might just sound a bit odd (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	>> Otherwise I was gonna suggest I just sit at your desk and you can have me for lunch instead >> Except that's suuuuuuuuuper unprofessional >> And now I'm afraid you'd say something about ferrets being angry in a sack because I seriously don't want you to mention ferrets when we're doing things to each other >> Please? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	» I'd rather have you for lunch anyway » And I barely use this desk as is » Professionalism is for...people not like me » There is never an appropriate time to bring up ferrets in the bedroom (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2015-09-04 07:53 pm UTC (link)

>> You boned me in an opera and then burned the place down
>> We're neither classy or professional, and it's why I heart you so much
>> Workplace sexing sounds tame compared to all that
>> And thanks, for clarifying the ferret thing

>> But, oh
>> For the whole seeing my parents thing, how does the end of this month sound?
>> ...or should we go sooner?
>> There's not a 'How To Tell Your Parents You're Not Dead' book for dummies, I looked

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	wisdoms 2015-09-04 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	» Only you would use the term 'boned' » If I say it, it sounds rather wrong » I at least won't burn this building down, however » End of this month seems alright » It'll give us more time to fabricate a plausible story (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	>> Carter would seriously fire us if you did, fyi >> Please don't >> I figured, yeah >> You gonna be okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	» I would never » I need a well-paying job to keep taking you out for dinner » Me? » I should be asking you that, love (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2015-09-04 08:19 pm UTC (link)

>> You have the sweetest priorities

>> Oh, yeah
>> I'll be fine
>> It'll probably be something sad and heartfelt for the first five minutes
>> Then the next hour we'll be screaming at each other in two languages for various reasons
>> Then after that's out of our system dad's gonna break out the vodka and insist we play a stupid board game
>> Meanwhile, mom will forget that I hate crabcakes but make them anyway to munch on while we bicker over game rules
>> My family's weird

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	wisdoms 2015-09-04 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	» Then I will be alright as well, as long as your father doesn't try to kill me or something » Your family's a bit odd, yes, but it works and they do legitimately care » I also love crabcakes so I'll eat your share (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	>> That I don't know, I've never actually brought a guy home before >> Usually my warnings are about my sister, she's a cunt but we love each other too, I guess >> We've got issues as a whole unit but the love's always been there >> And they'll love you too (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	» Well, he didn't try to kill me before » Granted, that was a weird time anyway » Every family's got issues » I'd call yours quirky, mine are simply insurmountable (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2015-09-04 08:36 pm UTC (link)

>> Quirky's the word, definitely
>> But you'll be fine, and next time we'll bring Romany with us
>> And we'll be one happily dysfunctional drunken family playing scrabble where only cuss words and sex positions are allowed
>> Dad's rules

>> Have you ever thought of
>> I don't know, talking to your pops?
>> I mean, not like he deserves contact with you
>> But it must have crossed your mind once or twice

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	wisdoms 2015-09-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'd completely obliterate you lot in that game >> Challenge accepted >> Once or twice >> He IS getting older, a bit more senile >> In the dreams it was similar >> I wouldn't have called us friends but I looked out for the old turd (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	>> Now I'm really looking forward to this >> My dad's going to bro out with you and I don't know if that'll make me smile, or weird me out >> Have you looked him up at all here, recently? >> Curiosity must be gnawing at you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-09-04 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'm sure it'll give you a good chuckle >> Rather that than us forever despising each other >> Haven't had the time in this metaphysical acid trip >> I will worry about it at some point though >> We'll deal with your parents first (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-09-04 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> ...that's a damn good point, buddy >> Well, whatever happens, I've got your back >> And a fist ready for throat punching if it calls for it (Reply to this) (Parent)