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Tweak says, "I'm reaaaaaaaaddddddddddy!!"

Veronica Mars is a marshmallow (ronmars) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2016-10-12 16:59:00

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lina inverse, veronica mars

[Text to Lina]
>> It's official.
>> I'm knocked up.

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	dragonspooker 2016-10-12 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	>> Well >> Officially prepare to get fat >> You're going to be peeing all day >> At one point your shoes might not fit >> And you're going to curse Logan's name when the constipation and heartburn becomes intolerable (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ronmars 2016-10-12 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	>> Why do I tell you these things? >> You're making this hole pregnancy thing sound super thrilling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-10-12 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	>> It's honesty >> Unless you want me to be a cheeseball >> I can force it, but it'll kill my soul a little (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2016-10-12 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	>> Cheese and I don't mix. >> Well that's a lie I love cheesy foods. >> Now I want mozzarella sticks. >> But you get what I mean. >> ...So I'll take the honesty (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-10-12 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	>> Honesty also means I can tell you it'll be alright >> It all works out >> How's it feel now that it's all 'official'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2016-10-12 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	>> You were right. >> It feels real now. >> No more living in denial. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-10-12 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	>> Nope >> Especially when it gets to the point where your insides are punching bags >> But hey, think about how big your boobs will get (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2016-10-12 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> That's when Logan will become my personal punching bag. >> Kidding... I wouldn't hit him. >> Verbal punching is more like it. >> Did I ever tell you in the dreams I put this cream on my boobs to try and make them bigger? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dragonspooker
2016-10-12 11:30 pm UTC (link)

>> Whatever expels the rage of your hormones
>> Logan will probably spoil you and be at your beck and call
>> Reap the benefits
>> I'll also be around for whatever pregnancy throws your way
>> I'll encourage every and all your cravings

>> Dude, that doesn't surprise me
>> I would have done the same
>> I actually followed the trail of this legendary 'Fountain of Growth' to get a magical boobjob
>> I found it, but it turns out certain details in the rumors were lost in translation and it was a fucking pond that accelerated aging
>> Dodged that bullet, but goddamn everything before that was really unnecessary

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ronmars
2016-10-12 11:39 pm UTC (link)

>> I am looking forward to that part.
>> He actually can't complain when I boss him around now.
>> Are you going to join me on these cravings?
>> I know you already did the pregnancy thing.
>> But it's more fun to eat a ton if someone is joining in.

>> That also does not surprise me.
>> Both that you went to get magical boobs, and that the spell was fucked up.
>> Seems to happen a lot in your dreams.

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dragonspooker
2016-10-13 03:21 pm UTC (link)

>> Like I'll ever say no
>> Cravings are pretty weird
>> I mostly had a thing for cheese and chocolate and it was the apocalypse if I didn't get what I wanted

>> Not a spell, it was just a pond with special properties
>> And I don't fuck up my spells, it was just the one where I got killed casting it
>> It's more like it's that spell that tends to be brought up a lot, with what could happen if it does go awry

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	ronmars 2016-10-16 12:59 pm UTC (link)
	>> And bananas. >> But I have a feeling I'll be the same way. >> Plus side to being pregnant I guess? >> Close enough. >> But fine >> Magic in your dreams tends to get fucked up. >> Better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2016-10-16 01:43 pm UTC (link)
	>> There ya go >> There's plus sides >> Don't forget to take your prenatals either >> Still not really right but it's fine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronmars 2016-10-16 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	>> You got it, mom (Reply to this) (Parent)