Communications

( Texts to Emma )

( Texts to Ruby )

( Texts to Clarice )

I got Neena to sit still long enough to talk. I think she just needed to realize she was pushing her limits. But I was thinking you could take her out tonight. Maybe to a bar. Remind her she has friends she can lean on.

>> I love you
>> Even when you're frustrating.

Thank you so much, everyone. For everything. I'm back now - well, not quite yet 'home' because Garrus and I are looking for a new place, but. We're staying with Pete for the time being and are going to do some clean-up of the stragglers after we feel a bit better, but I think things are finally going to calm down for everyone.

Again, thank you.

((If you think you're F&F you probably are!))

>> I think we need to have an intervention for my wife.
>> She's come home nearly every night needing stitches or staples
>> I don't mind her putting herself into danger but this is getting ridiculous.

Neat

>> Bringing anyone home Saturday? ;)

Neena

>> What do you want to do Saturday?

>> wiiiiiifey
>> wife person
>> who loves me
>> I'm not sure why
>> Oo I found the caps button
>> its that arrow thing

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>> It's only 5 days out but
>> Christmas Tree?

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>> OKay, woman.
>> Thanks for keeping me up all night.
>> I mean - I really do appreciate your efforts to wake the neighbors.
>> But I am fucking exhausted.
>> You wrecked me.
>> And I'm on my sixth cup of coffee.
>> The guys at the local shop want to stage an intervention.

( Left on Natasha's Desk )

( Left where Clarice Will See It )

( Left on Booker's Windshield )

I have begun to experience the Orange County dreaming phenomenon. It is a rather intense experience.

Do you know anyone who has undergone anatomical or physiological changes as a result of these dreams?

msg to Rachel, Scott, Rogue, Logan, Cass, Laura, Jubilee, Buffy, Nick Fury, Obi-wan, Emma Frost, Neena and Steve Rogers


Guest what we, and the guest of your choice, are doing tomorrow? My treat!

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>> Neena is in the hospital.
>> She was beaten severely and
>> It's bad.

>> Friend just got put in a hospital, though why the fuck they called me I don't even know

Txt to Clarice

>> Hey
>> Something happened.

>> Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyooooooooo!

At least we got to have a snowball fight with Hanna before she took off with Shepard and Dani?

My girlfriend wants me to move in with her. And uhm I think I want to. But I know you're getting a roommate and I'll help cover a month or two of rent for you while she gets settled in!

Shepard is retiring, for all intents and purposes, at the end of the month. I'll be taking over the ranch completely. I'll also be renaming it the Jean Grey Outreach Center.

>> How would you like to make a lot of money?

Nick Fury (later today>

>> I need to budget for some advanced transport and a backup strike team.

>> Maybe you should get off the internet for a bit.

My friend didn't find anything odd or unusual! So if you still want to move in you can start tomorrow.

Neena

>> Getting a new roommate!

To Clarice:
>> Are you busy?
>> That spy left Booker pantsless in the desert.
>> With my gun.
>> We need to go get my gun.

To Logan:
>> Randomly, did you punch Booker?

>> Got a second?

>> How was your vacation?

( To Scott )( To Clarice )( To Booker )

>> Hey sexy taxi lady.
>> Smart move, blinking out like that.
>> Now that I'm awake though.
>> Quit holding out on me and take me to the action.

>> Hey
>> I'm back in town!
>> How have you been?

>> Hey.
>> Illyana asked me to marry her.
>> And we're going to leave the county.

>> Hey Clarice.
>> Can I get a teleport?
>> It's an emergency, my squirrel has laser beams.

[Identical texts to Tom, Hale, Thor, Blink]
>> His name is Billy and he's my boyfriend.
>> BOYFRIEND.
>> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

[Text Message to Tom Branson]
>> Help. I have a huge crush on a friend.
>> Dunno what to do.

[Text Message to Blink]
>> Is this weird to talk about?
>> I need advice.
>> About a crush.

[Text Message to Thor]
>> Sup, Homes?
>> I need some advice.

So, ah... apparently this thing is going around?

"Can you get me a space suit? I have an idea."

>> You are amazing.
>> I love you.

( Package delivery for Clarice )




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( Hello, hello? )

>> Superbowl at Tink's?
>> You can meet her!

>> She's alive!

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>> Want to get coffee?

>> So there are robots that want to kill some of
>> Do you want to go to a club?

( PM to Clarice )

>> She's getting worse.
>> I think you need to get out here. I can come get you.

[Xi'an]

>> So I kind of want to do a big thing for Thanksgiving, what do you think?

[Clarice]

>> Hey..I know you're distracted. God knows I'm worried sick.
>> But it's okay to live a little. She's probably telling you that herself.
>> We'll be there for her when she goes. I promise.

[Jubilee, Obi, Rahne and Scott]

>> Do you have plans for Thanksgiving?
>> Cause if you don't, now you do.

>> I'm fine. Lost, but fine.

you know you want to! We should all try out >:D