Communications

>> Hey, you doing alright?
>> I'm heading home soon.
>> Have you eaten yet?

>> Loras moved back in over the weekend.
>> We're having a little bbq today.
>> Not for Memorial Day considering we're not American, just for fun.
>> Would you like to come?

>> Help!
>> Christmas is in a week and I still haven't gotten Loras anything.
>> We've been planning the wedding and Christmas eve and I hadn't realized how close Christmas actually was.

Text to Renly, Callisto, Haymitch, Fleur and Thor

>> So Alex came back
>> He missed me and loves me
>> He took a job at UC Irvine
>> I'm ridiculously happy
>> I just wanted you to know xx

[Texts to Portia]
>> So, we've started the wedding planning and we have a few things decided already.
>> One of which is that the wedding will be in the spring.
>> And two, we'd like to know if you would be interested in designing our tuxes.
>> I completely understand if you're too busy, but I wanted to ask.

[Texts to Zevran Arainai]
>> I feel like it's been far too long since the last time we went out for drinks.
>> What do you say?
>> When are you free?

>> I heard that you just came back from seeing Robert.
>> How is my brother?

[Text to Renly]

>> Have you told Gendry that mum has gone home?
>> I was just thinking that if he knew
>> it might mean we can get to know each other a bit more

[Text to Loras]
>> I need a cute but awesome Halloween costume
>> Will you come shopping with me?


[After Renly's response]

[Text to Gendry]
>> Hey, it's Myrcella
>> How are you?
>> I wondered if you'd like to hang out or something?
>> It's okay if you don't
>> I know it's a strange situation

Renly

Obviously, I can't ask Loras about this, but have either of you talked about a bachelor party? Or parties?

I'm not officially his best man... but the truth is I'm absolutely lost when it comes to this sort of thing. If he does ask, I'd like to have some idea of what you think he'd like. I... Well, you're both men. Does that make a difference, with the planning and... bachelor party routine?

>> Anyway you can swing by tonight?
>> I'll be glad when I don't have to ask that anymore and it'll just be, when are you coming home.
>> Any way, we should talk about some things.

[Texts to Myrcella Baratheon and Gendry Waters]
>> I wanted you both to be the first that I told about this.
>> Loras and I are engaged.
>> He asked me after the fashion show last night.

[Texts to Portia]
>> The show was amazing, Portia
>> And I still can't quite believe I'm engaged.
>> Of course, leave it to this place to give me some rather awkward dreams on the same night I get engaged to Loras.

[Texts to Margaery Tyrell]
>> Has Loras told you [unsent]
>> I'd like to talk to you about some things.
>> Dream things.

[Texts to Cersei Lannister Baratheon]
>> How're you?
>> I'd like it if we could have lunch sometime this week.

>> Just checking to make sure everyone is alright.
>> I would hope that no one is trying to hunt down any of these things.

>> Thank you again for helping me the other day.
>> Myrcella loved the bracelet.

[Text is originally meant for Loras. Accidentally texted to Renly's contact list, minus Myrcella somehow, because that would be wrong.]

( Cut for NSFW Romantic aka Sexual Texts )

[Texts to Myrcella Baratheon]
>> How're you adjusting?
>> Well, I hope.
>> Would you have interest in attending Loras' match this weekend?
>> The three of us could go out to eat afterwards.

[Texts to Gendry Waters]
>> I'd like to ask you a question.
>> When she moved, Cersei brought her and Robert's children with her.
>> Out of the three, Myrcella is honestly the sweetest and very unlike her mother.
>> I was wondering if you'd have an interest in meeting her.
>> If we were to trust any of them it would be here and I think she would like to know about you.
>> If not then I completely understand.
>> It was simply an idea.

[Texts to Portia]
>> How're you doing, love?
>> I feel as if we haven't spoke in weeks.

>> Do you recall me mentioning that Cersei was in town?
>> Well, Myrcella, my niece, wants to meet you.
>> Surely you remember Princess Myrcella from the dreams.
>> When are you free for dinner?

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Hi Uncle Renly,

Happy Birthday!

Guess what? We're moving out to California to live with Uncle Jaime for a while. Mom says it's a vacation but I've transferred schools so I think it might be a bit more permanent.

Anyway this means you can take your favorite niece out for lunch now :)

I hope you're having a good day. Did you sort everything out with the person you needed to say sorry to? I hope they forgave you.

Love

Myrcella x

[Texts to Portia]
>> Do you remember around Christmas we joked about me wearing a reindeer headband?
>> You'll never believe it, but my crown from my dreams has antlers on it.

[Texts to King of the Britons {Arthur Pendragon}]
>> Curious, do you have a crown?
>> I've just received mine.
>> My actual crown.

[Texts to Gendry Waters]
>> Have you received anything from your dreams?

>> It occurred to me today that there's something I'd forgotten to tell you.
>> My birthday is on the 17th.
>> I suppose it's never been something I really looked forward to in the past, but this year is different.
>> This year I get to spend it with you.

>> Saw this and it reminded me of you.
>> Of course, unless science figures out a way for blokes to get pregnant, your sperm count is rather irrelevant at the moment, isn't it?

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>> So, it was you who suggested I should be king.
>> I should have known you would have put the idea in my head.
>> Although, cutting me was pretty mean, don't you think?

>> How was your visit to Disneyland yesterday?
>> Did you meet Mickey?

>> Hope you haven't forgotten about that drink.
>> I've been checking my phone hourly for a text.
>> I'm beginning to think you've forgotten about me.

>> This may seem like a strange request, but I'd like to talk to you.
>> It's about the whole bondage thing.

[Text to Fleur]

>> I have a date on Sunday
>> I'm sorry but I just had to tell you x


[Text to Renly]

>> I have a date on Sunday!
>> He's sweet and funny
>> And I'm terrified I'm going to screw up

>> So, I have a nephew.
>> Gendry and I got the results back over the weekend and he's my nephew.
>> I knew he was Robert's son the moment I saw him.

[Text Messages to Gendry Waters]
>> I got the test results in the mail today.
>> When do you want to come over to look at them?

[Text Messages to Loras Tyrell]
>> I got the test results today.
>> I haven't looked at them yet. I'm waiting to see when Gendry can come by.
>> I need a distraction tonight.

[Text Messages to Gendry Waters]
>> There's a clinic in Irvine we can go to that will take samples.
>> That is, if you're still up for this.

[Text Messages to Loras Tyrell and Portia]
>> It's about time the two of you met.
>> When are you both free?

[Text Messages to Tinkerbell]
>> Hey you.
>> What have you been up to?

[Texts sent Thursday morning]

[Texts to Loras Tyrell]
>> You, Ser Loras, are a tease.
>> You know that?

[Text to Gendry Waters]
>> My brother's Hand, was it Ned Stark?

[Texts to Portia]
>> I forgot to tell you, Loras and I went out last week.
>> It went well.
>> How's everything with you?

[Texts to Margaery Tyrell]
>> I don't know if Loras told you anything, but I wanted to assure you that I won't hurt him again.
>> You have my word.

[Text to Loras Tyrell]
>> Have you seen anything strange lately?

>> I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner with me this weekend.
>> And yes, before you ask, I am asking you on a date.

[Texts to Portia]
>> Wanted to let you know that I'm doing better.
>> I should be getting out of the hospital tomorrow or Tuesday.

[Texts to Tink]
>> How're you doing? Did you get the antidote?
>> I plan on doing something to thank you properly for that chicken soup.

>> Are you okay?
>> I popped round to see if you had caught this bug
>> But you weren't there
>> Your neighbour said you hadn't been there for a couple of days
>> I'm worried
>> Let me know you're okay or if you need any help x

>> Are you really back?
>> Because if you are I insist on a catch up
>> I've missed you so much
>> And I have lots to tell you

[Text to Renly]

>> I get back home this week
>> And I have decided we really need to catch up
>> Meet me for lunch when you are free? My treat :)


[Text to Fleur]

>> Did you get my email with my flight details?
>> I'm all packed now - kind of sad but more really happy to be going home :)
>> See you soon xx

>>This is obligatory text of the day #3, checking in to say I'm fine.
>>No more nightmares. No swords through the chest.
>>But something weird happened.

Very early Tuesday morning, after Renly has woken from his nightmare. Ragged sobs tear through the stillness of his bedroom as he grasps at his tshirt, clutching his hands tight against his chest. In the darkness, he could swear that the whole front of him was covered in wet, hot blood. He begins to shake -- he can still taste the coppery blood and bile in his mouth, oh gods, that horrible taste of death and betrayal -- and is violently ill as he leans over the side of his bed. He can hear the sound of his own sick splattering against the floor and it reminds him of the sound of blood splattering to the ground, and before he knows what he is doing he has grabbed his phone from the nightstand.

Without thinking about the horrific time of night, he's selected Loras Tyrell's name from his contact list. He waits for the man to pick up, his fist pressed against his mouth in a poor attempt to stifle his ragged sobs.

Ring, ring.

[Texts to Renly Baratheon]

>>If you've been murdered and body parts of yours start appearing all over OC, I'll be seriously cross with you.
>>Please respond before I dig up a necromancer of questionable reputation.
>>Though I'm not sure if it'll be of much help if you really have been chopped to bits.
>>Either way, a sign of life from Young Master Renly would be appreciated.

[Shortly after this happens, while trying to hide the fact that he is freaking out.]


>> Are you in Newport right now?

[A few minutes later.]

>> Do you like Chinese?