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Tweak says, "im my own nightmare!"

ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ (wisdoms) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2015-07-08 09:42:00

Entry tags:

lina inverse, pete wisdom

texts to lina
» Thanks kindly for taking a pink-and-horrible-pop-star shit on my desk, love
» It truly goes to show that Yanks have got the worst taste in music
» If this is a culture where that many photos are available of that little rat fink's face

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	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	>> Wait, wait >> Didn't One Direction and Ed Sheeran come from your homeland? >> Because that's a double-whammy for you Brits >> And that's also a hefty accusation there >> Coulda been Garrus >> He seems like a ~belieber~ to me (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	» For every One Direction and Ed Sheeran there are five more terrible Yanks making 'music' » You forget I know just what a loveable troll you are, Red (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	>> Yeah, let me serenade you with some Ed Sheeran love songs and you might rethink that >> You want the sad song about a prostitute and drugs or do you want that cheesy wedding 'I'm gonna love you even wrinkly' ballad? >> ffffffft >> I worked hard to make you smile in exasperation (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	» Ugh » I can think of better uses for your mouth » And someone needs to put that fucker out of his misery » Oh, I did » I didn't snap a photo, but the effect was there (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	>> So sassy >> And don't start texting dirty to me while we're in the same building >> It leads to unprofessional encounters >> Awwww >> See >> That was so worth the hours of magazine and construction paper cutting, and being sent to Carter's office (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	» No one has to know about those unprofessional encounters, do they? » You were sent to Peg's office? » That must have been quite a treat » You rebel, you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	>> jksdfjksdf >> Great, my face is red and Zee's giving me a case of the sideyes >> Thanks, asshole >> She found it just as funny >> Though I did for a second feel like my mom was going 'tut tut' at me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	» Consider it the smallest bit of revenge for defiling my desk » She's got the effect on people » Probably why she's the Director (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	>> Grrr >> I'm gonna make you mine in a storage closet >> Makes sense >> So are you working on your beautiful desk or are you busy ripping shit apart? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	» How very romantic » I can't wait » Ripping shit apart » Using the paper shredder » Making piles to set on fire later » Things of that nature (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	>> I'll bring you flowers after I steal them from the front >> Gotta make sure my favorite gardening tool is properly loved >> How's that for romance? >> Hahahahjfdjdjd >> Still so worth it >> You needed something ridiculous to happen to you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	» Stolen flowers » This 'ho' feels so appreciated and cared for » At the very least, you might enjoy the bonfire later on (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	>> Do you want me to take you to dinner instead? >> The Taco Bell drive thru's got some particularly pleasant ambiance >> I would! >> Too bad s'mores are ruined for me for the next half a year, goddamnit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	» While I appreciate the offer of cat food » If I wanted to eat it, I'd just steal from Guess » Hot dogs, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	>> You're so delightfully wonderful to figuratively and literally fuck with >> I love your face >> Cooking phallic meat over Bieber paper remains >> Now THAT'S romance (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wisdoms 2015-07-08 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	» 'Delightful,' am I? Now that's a compliment » I love your face too » I thought so as well » That may even beat watching the Disney fireworks for free (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dragonspooker 2015-07-08 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	>> kissynoises and nauseating hearts >> Maybe >> Might even beat the crude van surgery too >> It's a tough call (Reply to this) (Parent)