Communications

( Texts to Sherlock Holmes )

(Backdated to the early morning of the first)

( texts to kitty )

( texts to watson )

( Texts to Sherlock Holmes. TW: Talk of missing body parts and reassembled bodies. )

texts to joan watson

> Busy?
> I've finally been given the crime scene photographs of our latest victim.

> It is good to have you around again, Watson.

» I'm about to fall off this wagon in a cataclysmic manner
» My powers how they are I'll probably blow up a continent
» Are you free for some distraction techniques in the form of sleuthing?

texts to kitty

> I trust you've read the latest news out of New York.

texts to carol

> How are you.

texts to olivia moore

> Doctor Moore, hello.
> This is Sherlock Holmes.
> I've some news on that case if you were still interested.

((OOC: Sent early evening, yesterday))

( Email sent to Mr. Sherlock Holmes )

( texts to carol danvers )

( texts to nico robin )

( texts to kitty winter )

( Sherlock, you have (3) new messages )

( Delivery to Sherlock Holmes )

Watson! You're supposed to be my best friend, so where are you??
Why aren't you answering your phone?

John Watson?
I need to speak with you.
-S.H.

>> You're not still looking for a roommate, are you?

>> Sherlock Holmes.
>> Look at you, thinking you can hide from me.
>> It's cute.
>> I hope you're ready.
>> Because I'm going to destroy you.

[Text Messages to Tiffany Maxwell]
>> How's it hanging?
>> Not drinking alone any more, are you?

[Text Messages to Sherlock Holmes]
>> When's the second date??
>> Do you need help deciding what to wear? ;)

[Text Messages to Draco and Zuko]
>> Thanks for keeping my room clear for me.
>> I'll be back again soon.

[Text Messages to Jenna Sommers]
>> Hey. Long time no talk.
>> You busy?

>> DID YOU ASK HER YET?
>> What'd she say?
>> Where are you planning on taking her?
>> Inquiring minds want to know.
>> I'm INVESTED.

>> I would like to have dinner with you tomorrow.
>> SH

[Text to Sherlock]
>> Do you want to get lunch sometime?
>> I had another dream about you.
>> I don't mean chips.
>> Real lunch.

>> In need of assistance.
>> SH

>> I had a dream again.
>> But I was examining um Irene Adler? She was on the slab.
>> But it wasn't her. I mean not the woman that I know from here.
>> And you identified her.
>> By her.. you know.
>> You don't think she's in trouble, do you?

>> Have secured the information requested.
>> Please name the time and place that is most convenient.

A severe Swiss gentleman in tactical gear left a harpoon gun and a thermos of tea in front of Holmes's door, knocked loudly twice, then left. The tea was really strong, and still very hot. The harpoon gun was brand new, and had all necessary accessories.

>> In your dreams, you dated this man?
>> I mean you. And him. You.

Text to John Watson

>> People are idiots.
>> SH

Text to Molly Hooper

>> I will be at the morgue in twenty minutes.
>> SH

>> I have something you might want to see.
>> If you want to come to the morgue sometime.

>> We never got dinner the other night.
>> I feel cheated.

[Text to Molly Hooper]

>> Will you be working this evening?
>> I require access.

[Text to John Watson]

>> Tell me you will not be attending this stupid Disney party.

A fancy invitation is sent out to everyone who is registered on the network and left at their front door. It is a red box with gold ribbon containing a little champagne bottle, bubbles, confetti, a Iron Man & Pepper figurine and the following invitation to a certain wedding:

[OOC: Feel free to use this post to RSVP!]

( Cut for image )

>>Uh... hi there.
>>I'm Peter Parker and I'm inquiring about the flatmate position.
>>If it hasn't already been filled.

Seeking flatmate. Reasonable rent with housekeeper.

Inquire 221B Baker Street or text [telephone number.]

SH.

>> Your assistance is required.
>> Transportation is arranged apparently, and please no dallying. It's tiresome.

» Got any ideas on how to close a portal to outer space?

[Sherlock]
>> Memory's fuzzy
>> May have... believed I was you

[Sherlock]
>> Just found a fascinating streak of cigrette ash on the bus
>> SH

[Sherlock]
>> Do you remember Samantha's friend Elizabeth?


[Lulu]
>> So, are you really designing a new line of underthings or is that just a rumor that's going around?

[Sherlock]
>> So, this burn on my hand...
>> It's looking more like a rash now
>> I've never seen anything like it

[Sent during the big birthday bash]
>> Hawke, I'm Phones aren't working right! I can't say over text!
>> Merrill needs to talk to Hawke! Pass it on!

>> JOHN
>> JOHN QUICKLY
>> THE MOTORCYCLE

>> I'll have you know that Mrs. Hudson just asked me if you and I were going to the gala tonight

>> I've thought of something, concerning the ring.
>> What are the odds that Frodo is making all of this up? That there is no ring?

>> Hold my callers.
>> I need to go to my mind palace.

I know who has my Ring. The trouble now is tracking him down. His name is Khamul. He once purchased a motorcycle from me. He paid cash. That is all I know about him.

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/valarcomm/301190.html

This is the only lead I can give you. It is a conversation I had with him on this network. Perhaps there is a way to track down what computer or device he was using.

But I suspect it's encrypted.

>> I believe I have an admirer.
>> SH

[Email to Sherlock Holmes]

Are you still looking for someone to share the flat on Baker Street?