[locked to Clint and Anakin]
Alright losers, listen up: Yondu's turning 50 on the 26th.
Now, he hates us all like the children he never wanted (even though clearly, he hates me the most, so suck it), and because of that, we gotta do something good for the old man.
Cause he old. Like super old. It's kind of embarrassing how old he is.
I could fix hix his bathroom, put in one of those bars so that you know, he doesn't get stuck on it ... or maybe do a wheelchair ramp into the house ....
What do you guys think? And the first one that suggests we just do a cake and dinner gets punched.