Communications

>> Gentlemen, or should I say ladies?
>> I appear to have been genderbent today.
>> Seeing as my board of directors does not live in Orange County.
>> I really am not quite sure how to handle this.

>> Do you have a moment?
>> Or are you incredibly busy?

>> I may have scared your brother away.
>> I'm not sure what to do about this.

>> My date last week went well
>> I think I would like to see her again.
>> But I worry about these dreams
>> She knew what we called the gods there.

>> Shall we meet for our usual mother's day tradition, brother?

>> I hope this text finds you in good health.
>> And that you're enjoying your wednesday.
>> It occurs to me we haven't met for coffee in a while.
>> Do you think you could make the time?
>> I wanted to talk to you about some things that have been on my mind.

>> I shouldn't text so late in the evening.
>> But yes, I have had dreams.
>> The promise I made was misconstrued.
>> I am now free to speak about them.

>> YOU ARE TO STAY AWAY FROM EOWYN LESS SHE SHOW HER TRUE COLOURS AND ABUSE YOU BROTHER
>> She is a harpy and a horrible woman and a terrible human being.

Eomer

>> Do you want to join us for paintball next week?

Eothain

>> Hi, asshole.


Faramir

>> What're you up to?

Greetings potential boss man,

It's been a while since we talked about that security job you proposed. The friend of mine who became a nine year old is now his older self (mentally still nine, but that's an issue for another day), and I'm wondering if you are also back to your old self.

If so, I'd like to get that meeting lined up.

Thank you,
Eomer.

To Boromir:

>> I may have encountered what I hope is a temporary issue.
>> If it is not, then I fear I won't ever be taken seriously while teaching, ever again.

Later subsequent texts to Eowyn & Thor:

>> We might not be able to make it for paintball this weekend.
>> I think this area has caused both myself and Boromir to have Benjamin Button syndrome.

>> ...did you get a present from our aunt?
>> This portends ill.

I trust the two of you are alright? I know I saw Faramir at the blood bank, but alas his older brother was nowhere to be found.

(Potential Triggers in the Comments RE: Current Events)

You're okay, right?


(triggers for discussions of the mall event)

>> Are you busy, Boromir?
>> If you are, then it can wait.
>> It's not an important matter.

I've cleared off my weekend so that I could help out at a local shelter, and managed to get your brother to help as well. We may yet get that coffee together.

This means my Sunday is also free. Do you want to meet up?

>> HOW DO YOU DELETE THE INTERNET
>> THIS WAS A BAD IDEA
>> FIX IT