NO EXITS

Dear Space Husband,

I'm quite certain that shrapnel in your chest is not a sexually transmitted disease so do you have any idea why I woke up with an arc reactor this morning? Did you sneak in somehow and perform surgery on me?

Sincerely,
Your Confused and Unhappy Wife

p.s. don't forget half your donuts are mine

Alright. Listen up. I'm only going to say this once because I fucking hate repeating myself. I'm gonna be up all night in the center of the goddamn campus. I've made a quantum stabilizer in the hopes of keeping the Derleth bubble here on Planet Vegas. I know a bunch of you assholes went out and fucked with mobsters, but it's got food, clothes, shelter, real beds, and more ways to get money for those things.

So stop fucking with mobsters. I can mind wipe the memories from anyone you fucked with if you're that stressed about it. And hold onto your butts. If I'm lucky, and I'm always fucking lucky, we'll be on Planet Vegas tomorrow too.

And THAT'S what I've been doing on my own.

Have I had way too much fun on this planet? Yes.

Did I spend the night in a hotel room? Yes.

Have I completed my shopping? No. That's today's agenda.

[Filtered to Loki]

I woke up in a hotel room. With a random woman. And more money than I remember having last night.

So, obviously we have to go get drinks. And maybe a little more poker?

Alright. So we're all stuck and nobody knows how to leave. Fine! Cool. That's normal. It's like the part in Back to the Future where the car gets fucked up and they can't go anywhere for a while and you think shit! This could be bad! But it's not and everyone lives and it's fucking fine. Except I fell asleep halfway through so I don't know how it -

There's other kids here, right? Minus my evil twin. I feel like if I meet him in-person we'll both, like, kill each other. I think that's how it works.

STEVE HARRINGTON:

How's your head? It shouldn't hurt still, so if it is, let me know and I'll grab you some more water.

I know there’s a welcoming committee, but is there a science […] team? I know everyone has different skill sets, maybe we can organize something?

So that happened.

Some of you may already know this, but apparently Tony and I got married last night.

Gifts can be delivered to his lab - 426 Ellery Hall.

This is Captain America. Someone seems to have started the party without me, anyone care to fill me in?

Sure Planet Vegas is great and all, but is anyone else worried about the futzing Trickster God that just decided to grace us with his chaotic and malicious presence?

I need a drink.

Fear not, puny pathetic displaced denizens of Derleth. I have arrived. In return for your undying fealty I promise you my leadership as a benevolent ruler. And on my honor to you all, I will be a merciful god. If you'd like to present me with tithings, you may leave them in front of room #129. But I'll only be accepting poker chips for the next two days.

Who: Jimmy and Darcy
What: Jimmy has arrived and left his assigned room
Where: the campus heading for coffee
When: Sat. morning
Warnings: low

( I don't think we're in Kansas anymore )

Who wants my poker chips? I don't fucking want them.

I'm going to need a room where I can [...] slip out of these bandages from time to time. And preferably a room where nobody's likely to go, tucked behind other rooms where nobody's likely to go, because people will melt and die.

I feel like that's probably Fuck Jack the Ripper Anyway.

Can we get things from home?

And I burned a grilled cheese. Ignore the smoke, there's nothing to worry about.

Who: Darcy Lewis & Ron Weasley
What: Another song
Where: Outside Ellery Laboratory
Warnings: tbd
Status: closed/in progress
Song: Magic Man by Heart

( ~+~+~+~ )

Is there a way I could speak to whoever is leading the experiment? An email or phone number would be cool. I think they made a mistake. Mr. Stark is everyone else here?

Hi, I’m Peter Parker. I just arrived.

A few words of advice from someone who has gone through real life musical moments about once a year for the past five years.

1. Don't judge anyone for their musical choices. Last year I ended up singing a deep cut of a Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel song and an uninspired cover of "I Wanna Be Sedated". They won't always be winners.

2. If you are mortified or hoping intoxication will keep you from belting out a new classic, I'll be having a wine tasting on Thursday. Or maybe Day Five, late afternoonish. Honestly, I'm not sure how we're counting or marking the days anymore, it gets a little disorienting after a few weeks.

Your presence is delightfully requested. For those of you complaining about the lack of clothing options, I have something special in mind to help you out. All you have to do is show up. It'll be a tasteful adjacent affair.



[DR. WATSON & DR. CHAKRABARTI]
        Right, it occurs to me since we have two medical doctors on campus I should probably disclose a potential health issue.

        How to put this mildly? I stole a bunch of magic from a time witch several months before I showed up here and now I don't always 100% reset after each week. One week I had bruises from the previous week, another week when a building collapsed on me I was completely fine after the reset.

        So, if I end up hurt before the week resets please come check on me? I'm currently in room 402 with Vanya Hargreeves. That's all.

Did I do this?

The Darkhold didn't say anything about-

It would appear that no matter what I try, I seem to be stuck here.

I suppose I should make myself comfortable, then.

My name is Wanda Maximoff.

Okay, so... did anyone else wake up with a whole bunch of new memories this morning? Is that what we're doing this week?


[Private to Carol]
I met Monica Rambeau.

You know what would be cool. If we could go to like, a mall. I could really use some new clothes. And more makeup. And maybe some better sheets. I also miss being able to stream music from the internet and I'd kick it 90s style with CDs.


[Private to Ron Weasley]
I hope you aren't missing me and my tits too much. I got upgraded to a room with a view.

[Private to Eliot Waugh]
So... last week was insane.

Who: Clint Barton & Darcy Lewis
What: New roomies
Where: Room 505, Butler Hall
When: Week 9, Monday morning
Warnings: nudity and inappropriate comments
Status: complete

( If you’d just gimme a sex )

I'm not entirely sure how I knew of a Jefferson Hall but it's in my head and now I feel like there's more to the Earth world that I should know about.

Where are we now, exactly??

To the person or people who made the mess in the third floor classroom of Armitage Hall: I will find you, and when I find you, I will make you pay.

PROJECT SPACE & TIME:

I've been thinking about the Minkowski and time as the fourth dimension. I don't think that's it at all. I think time exists as it's own separate entity. Sure, light in vacuum travels at the same speed, regardless of where you stand, but we don't live in a vacuum. We live in a chaotic and messy universe with factors that you have to quantify every single time you prepare for an experiment.

That is to say: I think we have to change up our perspective a little on the project. Maybe consider them two separate things instead of one.

AIMEE (DAHJ):

Dearest, darlingest daughter. Please tell me that you're interested in quantifying time outside of space?

Okay, so I know that this whole thing is a top secret mission or whatever, but I'm pretty sure this is not where I am supposed to be. Anyone from SWORD around? Or any Avengers? I don't really have time to be part of this experiment, whatever it is, so if someone can zap me back where I belong, that'd be great.

My dearest friend,

Welcome to Derleth.

I am so sorry I could not be there to greet you myself, but I trust you'll find your way around soon enough. Most of the students have not yet arrived for the new semester and so I've arranged for [your?] lodging on campus. You'll find a key in your pocket. Just like old times, eh?

Should the experiment go as planned, for one week we will be able to displace time and space itself. I believe with my calculations we will be able to control the effects and no one shall be the wiser. To anyone not directly involved it will be imperceptible.

Feel free to wander the campus in the meantime. We'll begin the experiment at [muffled] Hall, on Thursday, precisely at midnight.

We'll show them, won't we?

Un Sacrificium Parvis ob Adagnitio.