NO EXITS

Someone just let me know when we get to land please and thanks.


[ooc: cw for mentions of drowning in comments]

Of course they'd send me to Fuck you

This is going to be a long week. If anyone needs medical assistance, let me know. Otherwise, I would be careful. I've been on cruises where I was before and there's always something to get attacked by. We seem to have some medical supplies still, so it should be fine, but if we get off the ship at any point, I'll still want to look for more.

Fun fact: corsets were invented in Hell.

More fun fact: ( TW:cut for torture talk )

I absolutely ADORE my clothes! The fabric, the cut of the sleeves, the lace. The shoes! Oh, how I've missed wearing heels! I always thought I looked wonderful in heels. I was sad when this look went out of style for men. I even have a wig!

Does anybody have a full length mirror in their room?

I cannot be certain where this animal came from considering we are in the middle of the sea, but some gruff sounding rabbit found itself at my feet yelling something about a parley. Is an attack imminent? Does he think I am going to harm him? I am very confused by this and why he is able to speak.

Why did I wake up on a ship?

Also...why am I in breeches, a vest, and heel type shoes?

Although I dig the fabric.


{{ooc: mentions of death by cop}}

I disliked wearing a corset for my brother's coronation.

I like it even less under a dress.

The trick to defeating seasickness is to completely empty everything in your stomach until you are no longer physically capable of being sick. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. AMA.

WYNONNA EARP
ELEANOR SHELLSTROP
SIF
ALICE QUINN
LYDIA DEETZ

[Bruce Banner]

Well, this feels vaguely familiar. And I'm in the same outfit as the one I had from the hotel.

Looks like I'm not seasick either, thankfully.

I predict a lot of booties getting plundered this week, arrrr.

There better not be any fucking automatons or mind control on this cruise, because I will lock my people up in the brig if necessary. I'll make the powers that be wish they left me behind.

Where's the bar? Where's the bedrooms? And where the fuck is my space nun?