NO EXITS

Could I trouble anyone for some clothes that are fit for a short person currently inhabiting a 6'2" body? Something that isn't old and musty.

Even just a t-shirt would be helpful. Or shorts. Sweatpants. I promise to return them.

I arrived with no memory of who I was. Now I'm three feet tall. What is it with this place? A week at Disney does not make up for the bull shit.

Anybody got a spare doll house laying around? I think that's be the perfect size for me this week.

[Ronan Lynch]
Are you...normal? Or tiny? Or huge?

Who: Vanya and Klaus Hargreeves
What: Supersized Sibling Bonding
Where: Around campus
When: Week 17, Day One
Warnings: Not likely
Status: Poke Misha or Jen if you want to join the shenanigans

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JASKIER:

I haven't seen you on the network, Jaskier. Are you stuck in someone's tits? Or did you knock yourself out on a door frame?

I'm curious to know which one of us got the shortest end of the stick here?

Because every furniture is towering over me, can barely reach people's knees.. I'm think I'm about half a foot tall, and if it wasn't for the fact that I still have powers from that other weird week, I probably would not be able to climb anything.

Filter: Peter Parker

If you had some spare webshooters my size, this would have been the best time to let me borrow them so I could make my way around better.

Cooking will have to wait until the Negative Spirit and I come to an understanding agree on how to cook, because I can't reach the counters or the stove. He can, because he flies- levitates or something. I'm not that hip with the metahuman talk.

But I think we're he - Keeg - is eager to help out, so please don't be surprised if you see him flying about.