After the seventh day of the happiest place on Earth, at precisely 1:32 AM, the campus once more resets. Everyone trapped in the experiment falls unconscious (if not sleeping already) only to wake up sometime afterward in their assigned bed, in their assigned room, in their assigned dorm in the exact condition they arrived, wearing the precise clothing they arrived in.
Once again, the campus sits in an unsettling but familiar white void.
Normally this is the part where Derleth University returns to its gentle void so all its guests may recuperate in absolute peace. The dining hall kitchens have been restocked, any damage to the campus from the previous week is undone. But not all is well.
This week’s bullshit?
Well someone had the brilliant idea to shrink down an entire IKEA and bring it to Derleth. (Cough, Eliot, cough.) And someone decided, sure, why not, what could possibly go wrong messing with the delicate balance of space within a semistable void bubble? (Cough, Scott and Rick, cough.)
Y’all just wanted your furniture and sweedish meatballs that badly, didn’t you?
Some of you may wake up closer to ten feet tall. Others of you may wake up closer to six inches tall. The good news is your room (or your half of the room) is proportional to you. The rest of the campus? Not so much.
It’s gunna take a bit to get this straightened out folks.
My character has powers or is super smart, can they solve this problem on day one!
Come on, people. I put some variation of this FAQ question in nearly all my plots, for years, and inevitably some player will be that person. Yes, I understand your character is cool. You need to understand this is a game with a lot of cool characters. It’s your responsibility as a player to manage any OP characters you picked up so they work in the context of game and plot. Don’t be that person.Okay, well can my character do anything to make the situation easier?
Sure, if you want. But Derleth is unstable and unpredictable, so instead, I’d like to challenge you. Can your character make the situation worse? Play with the concept, people. Have fun with it. Fixing everything easily is not fun and won’t give you plot to last for the rest of the week.So are things going to be messed up for the entire week?
Things can be more or less fixed by Day Five. It might be hard to RP the entire week, and that way you get to have a few IC days in game mostly back to normal. The effort to right the overall quantum stability of the campus so this doesn’t happen again will be Rick and Scott, but the buildings and individuals for the week can be righted by magic and others. Just don’t be the asshole who solves everything for everyone. Spread the plot love.What about accidents, mishaps and injuries?
Your character could get stepped on, attacked by a squirrel, or maybe explode in a magical accident to try and right their size. That’s fine. Just make sure you have AC for that character if you’re going to kill them. They will not be a ghost this week. They will just be gone, and wake up the following week.What kind of content warnings should I be mindful of with this plot?
Accidental injury and death, claustrophobia, a large person getting stuck in a small space for the lolz, etc. Please try to use your best judgement and if I tell you to put something behind a cut tag with a content warning, that’s just so people can choose to engage or not, it’s not a “you’re in trouble” thing unless you’re being extremely careless.What about pets, pokemon, etc?
If they’re your character’s pet or pokemon, you can choose their size or randomize it. It’s entirely up to you. You can also just leave them their regular size. However pets and pokemon do not reset so if you choose to injure them or kill them off, they’re not coming back, so be careful of what you do for the lolz and use those content warnings, people!So when it comes to powers, are they proportional to size, do they remain as if you're full size?
Because Pym Particles were used to shrink the IKEA, the thing that created this whole mess, we’re going with Ant Man rules. Small means you have the same punch as if you were normal sized, but bigger amplifies.But will we get to keep the IKEA?
Yes. Once Rick and Scott figure out how to stabilize this mess so it doesn’t happen again, there will be a tiny IKEA people can go and pick out some things if they need them, and then inbiggen them for their rooms.So my character can’t do anything and it’s just Rick and Scott doing everything?
(JFC, me imagining someone actually asking this and not reading the FAQ first.) Did you read questions two and three? All they’re going to do is a general stabilization so this doesn’t happen again in future weeks. If you want to find a building and fix it, or fix the size of yourself or your line partners, that is on you.What about new characters brought into the game?I just ask if your character has a solution that it’s limited so that if anyone wants to be a weird size for the rest of the week, they can explain there just wasn’t enough resources to go around and they missed out, not that their character had to act OOCly for the lolz.
As with previous plots, you can decide if new characters are affected or not. The rest of the campus is, so there will still be plenty of shenanigans to respond to.This is the angriest sounding FAQ I have ever read.
I was feeling salty when I wrote it. :B I hope you found my imagining the worst case scenario responses and aggravating myself amusing?