Happy Tuesday, Woodsbridge. Come to World's Ending this Friday for our monthly Karaoke Hell Night and torture us with your dulcet tones. I'll personally drag your ass into the bathroom and give you a swirly if you dare to sing any of the banned songs below:
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley Hurt - Johnny Cash I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston Adele songs Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf Creep - Radiohead Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Don't Stop Believin - Journey Total Eclipse of the Heart - Bonnie Tyler I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Wonderwall - Oasis One Week - Barenaked Ladies Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd You Oughtta Know - Alanis Morisette Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper ** Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi ** Nickleback songs ** Dave Matthews Band songs ** The Devil Went Down To Georgia - The Charlie Daniels Band ** Sister Christian - Night Ranger ** Big Poppa - Biggie ** It's The End of the World As We Know It - REM ** Every Breath You Take - The Police ** Thrift Shop - Macklemore ** Eminem songs ** Gold Digger - Kanye West ** Jesus Walks - Kanye West ** Hey Jude - The Beatles ** Baby One More Time - Britney Spears ** MMBOP - Hanson ** Picture - Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock ** Kid Rock songs **
I reserve the right to veto any terrible song choices I haven't mentioned above. It's for your own good, dear patrons, I'm looking out for you. Don't be afraid to drink to your heart's content, you'll have all Saturday to recoup for Trivia Night on Sunday.