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Feb. 13th, 2014


[info]imaginaryfish

public, & isobel h.

[After this.]

Don't cry for me Argentina Vegas
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

I guess if anywhere could make Mardis Gras even more gay than usual, it'd be Australia. What do you pack, though? Suggestions? The Club Med travel agent was seriously unhelpful.

[LOCKED to Isobel H]

PACK EVERY PIECE OF SEQUIN YOU OWN!

Feb. 9th, 2014


[info]doorsanon

public

[Public as anonymous]

Suggestions on whether or not it's inappropriate to get an ex something for Valentine's Day? If you've remained on good terms.

Feb. 7th, 2014


[info]imaginaryfish

public.

Dear resident of Turnberry who was playing their music loud as balls last night,

That's a move out of my playbook. Its how I got my cherished trophy for most hated neighbor. Go get your own tactics.

- TB

Feb. 6th, 2014


[info]7am

Trenton B

[Text to Trenton B]

You, me, + bubbles? 2/14?


[Nothing sent.]

Feb. 5th, 2014

[info]doorscupid

Public

[Locked away from Ululenia]

Looking for friends of [...] Ululenia? Or anyone who knows anything about her, which door she might be from? She mentioned a Republic and an Empire, but she also asked for something 'elven made'.

That was after she asked for a fucking virgin.

[ETA:] Apparently she's a goddamned unicorn. Are those through the Fairy door?

Jan. 31st, 2014

[info]doorscupid

Trenton B

[Locked to Trenton B]

Apparently some idiot said that money can't buy happiness. What's the last thing that made you happy without spending a dime?

Jan. 19th, 2014


[info]7am

Trenton B

[Phone Call to Trenton B]

[Late Sunday night]

Ring ring!

[info]orphically

[Public. As "John J."]

[As "John J."]

Which television or movie programs do you feel are best to watch about human nature?

Jan. 14th, 2014


[info]imaginaryfish

public.

[The words appear in shades of blue and green.]

scotch tape pie
scotch tape pie
will somebody please get us a slice of scotch tape pie??

or perhaps you would prefer a tuba with a toupee?
a tube of crest in a birds nest?
an old navy denim vest?
wait a second
do you even need a vest,
or are you just trying to be ironic?

Jan. 4th, 2014


[info]author

[public]

Sure sign that I'm getting older. I've become the person who enjoys taking naps in the middle of the day. This did not used to be a thing.

Dec. 27th, 2013

[info]hoodedred

I missed a party. This thing comes with regular invites to parties?

Dec. 26th, 2013


[info]riddlethem

[Public]

All I wanted for Christmas was to not get my nose broken by a girl whilst revisiting my delightful teen, carnie years. Listen, lady. I don't think you know who you're dealing with here. I demand that you reveal yourself to me and issue an apology or there might be repercussions. I just got out of the crazy house and I got a loooooooot of time on my hands.

Nov. 16th, 2013


[info]imaginaryfish

public.

[Handwriting is slanted, the page is stained with something green.]

So. Does anybody stay at the Palazzo? Because this isn't my room, I can't find my phone, and there's jello fucking everywhere.

Oct. 31st, 2013


[info]imaginaryfish

public.

without casios... i am without casinos... casino's, the new cereal from the makers of black death and other fine cardbored snacks... delightful...I won Sunn amps and smashed guitars off ebay... I <3 EARTH

...anyways, yeah - long story short, that's how I ended up trading a pantera cd for a Buddha statue.

i am out of alphabets, please come back later, thank you.

Sep. 13th, 2013

[info]bella_black

[Public]

[After a double-shift in almost two weeks of long shifts with no day off. And yes, she realizes the irony of recently lecturing someone about the importance of taking days off. Early morning after she gets shorted on her percentage of the money she brought in.]

Fuck this. I'm not doing this any more. This is fucking Las Vegas, there has to be some other shitty stage that I can shake my ass on for cash.

SWF, tattooed, ISO strip club that doesn't dick me out of what I've earned, doesn't short-staff every shift ever, and gives me a fucking day off once in a while.

Sep. 9th, 2013


[info]hauntedsoul

public.

Whatever the fuck you're all on, I want some. Sharing is caring, boys and girls. Don't be greedy.

Sep. 5th, 2013


[info]soundofwings

[Eddie N, Selina K, Delirium, Atwood]

[Once things regarding Helena begin to calm down a bit.]

[Eddie N]
This is where I pretend I haven't been watching and ask how you are.


[Selina K]
[Anonymously.]
Are you doing alright since we've all gone back to the way we should be?


[Delirium]
How are your fish, Del? You still following them alright?


[Atwood]
[After this.]
Maybe you're right.

Aug. 23rd, 2013


[info]author

[Public]

There is absolutely nothing like that feeling of putting pen to paper and churning out page after page of what I think, at least, is gold.

I'm not going to hold my breath on the writer's block being gone entirely lest I jinx myself. But this is a good start. A very good start.

Fireflight. Tentative project name. I'm sure a couple of you will get the reference.

[info]soundofwings

[Dell D., Public]

[Some point during the night/morning after meeting Eddie.]

[Dell D.]

Dell did you use all the motherfucking ice?


[Public]

Why do bitches always hit in the face? Goddamn.

Aug. 15th, 2013


[info]soundofwings

[Public]

[As "Marta D".]

So here's a tip, guys, for those of you that visit your local friendly strip club. When you're watching a girl on stage, or getting a lapdance, or ordering a drink from the fucking waitress, she wants your money. Not your greasy, come-crusty hands on her tits. Or her waist. Or trying to worm into her fucking G-string. She doesn't want to be your girlfriend. She doesn't want to go home with you. And she sure as hell doesn't want anything of hers to touch your unimpressively tiny dick. So shut up, pay up, and keep your parts to yourself.

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