March 2014




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Mar. 24th, 2014


[Public as The Joker]

Gee golly, no one told me that Arkham is offering crucifix massages now. I'm almost regretting not turning myself in.


Always knew I hated Gotham.

[Diana P]
I'm going to the island.

[Tim D & Kara]
Getting out of town for a few days.

Mar. 20th, 2014



[locked to batfam/JL/+]

For those of you not already aware, the water supply was dosed with a drug cocktail which altered our perceptions. What you've experienced during the past week, the low crime rate and even certain aspects of your own lives, were not real. With the drugs intercepted and the water now clear, the effects should wear off entirely within a day or so. We're coordinating with the police and emergency workers to ensure minimal casualties, as some of you might have noticed the spike in recent suicides. Coming down from this affects everyone differently. Your help is appreciated.

Jonathan Crane was responsible. As far as I'm aware he hasn't left Arkham, which means he'll attempt to maintain control. I'm going in after him, but I only need one or two of you along for backup. The priority is the city.

Mar. 18th, 2014


I go to bed early ONE NIGHT because of a test in the morning and I miss....what even was all that?!

Mar. 13th, 2014


harley q., batfam+, selina k.


[locked to harley q.]

[The cursor blinks and blinks and blinks. Then:] Harley.


[Oh, so carefully.] Are you all still well?

[locked to selina k.]

[After his doctor calls to inform him of Selina's absence.]

Where are you?

Mar. 12th, 2014


[As Harvey Dent, during Gothoptia.]

I always knew Gotham could count on itself to prevail.

Mar. 7th, 2014



Best joke you've heard all week. And go.

Mar. 5th, 2014



Most days, I rather enjoy my job.

Others, such as today, I desperately hate the rules and restrictions therein.



Mornings = suck.

Mornings waking up without my hair playing octopus around my head = less suck.

Mornings without octopus hair and with coffee = win.

Feb. 26th, 2014


[locks to kara z, selina k, batfamily]

[kara z]

Hey. Haven't heard from you in a bit. How's it going?

[selina k]

You'll be glad to hear somebody gave me a crate of ballet shoes for the boys for Valentine's.


I'm starting to feel like I never know when anything's going down around here. Anybody feel like giving me a heads up on anything I ought to know?

[bruce w]

[After this.]

What the hell is going on with Kara, and why did Selina just tell me to ask you what was going on with her?

Feb. 19th, 2014


Chrysalis cupid, Harry O

[After days spent counting words in notes and researching the meaning of numbers.]

[Locked to chrysalis cupid]
I have counted the variations of words in the notes, and I have lists with the potential meanings of all the numbers mentioned within your correspondences. 18, 7, 6, 112, 91, and so on. I have strung together sentences with the seventh and eighteenth words, and I have agonized over inclusion or exclusion of the greeting, which could be construed as a word or not, depending. I keep looking for a mathematical correlation, but biology always rears its head and tells me to look elsewhere. Indulge me, orange cupid with purple spots, and tell me what the numeric patterns mean.

Meet me? And I'll tell you what I thought of the day.

[Locked to Harry O]
Did cupid twist your arm?

Feb. 16th, 2014


[Gray & Public.]

[Locked to Gray de L.]

I got Thursday off. You said I could come see your big kitchen.


What put the dent in the mixer?

Feb. 7th, 2014



[Helena W]

Why roses?


Posted Thursday

Okay, I know someone asked, and that didn't go so well, but hey, I need a damn gun, and not something small, and the local shops don't have this shit, so -

I really need some help with that, and hopefully point me at someone who won't kill me later.

Feb. 5th, 2014



[Public except for Selina K/Catwoman]

I'm looking for friends of Selina Kyle. I would like to speak with you.

Feb. 1st, 2014


[Batfam+, but not Bruce]

Hello. I received Bruce's request for Valentines Day, and I was wondering if I might please be able to get a photo of each of you. Alone or together or with him. [...] And something of Damian, if anyone has it. Nothing has to be your original. I would appreciate a copy just as much. [...] I haven't told him I'm doing this. I'm hoping it could be a surprise.

Jan. 31st, 2014


[Gray D]

[Locked to Gray D]

You like a little pampering? I don't blame you.

Jan. 29th, 2014


selina k., batfam+

[locked to selina k.]

Hi, kitty cat.

[locked to batfam+]

So we never really talked about how we feel about Crane turning himself in to Arkham.


[As Colin K]

If you could pick a door and a person, who would it be?

[Locked to Abby]

This thing turned nuts pretty fast.

[Locked to Aran]


Jan. 28th, 2014



not for right now, but sooner or later

to do list:

  • make sure my will is solid - check with a lawyer.

  • pay all my bills for the next 2 months

  • square off my credit cards

  • fix up my car. no one will want it but my parents can trade it in so my sister can have something to drive before she's out of college.

  • mail will to appropriate parties

  • drive out to the middle of nowhere (bring: booze, drugs, shotgun, another copy of will just in case)

  • get out of the car so it's not a mess, leave the keys in an envelope taped to the windshield.

  • hike as far as i can get

  • bang, done.

i don't want anyone to have to deal with anything. especially not my parents & sister. i'd do it in summer so the animals would get me and whoever would maybe find the body would just see clean bones and not a fucking horror show.

did i miss anything? anyone else have plans?

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