This is highly disturbing literature. I require a scouring charm on my eyes. Thank you, Cupid, you darling cherub.
[Locked to Lily P]
Love, I've only just come through the door. Forgive me for a belated Valentine's gift.
[Locked to Marina S, just in case]
If you're not through the door as Lily, might I have a small word?
[Locked to Marauders (& Michael K)]
Oi, where're you gits at? I've chocolate for you.
[Locked to Harry P]