[Last weekend, one of the national tabloids, having a slow week, made Blake their cover boy, and filled the center spread with speculatory, screaming headlines about the BILLIONAIRE'S SON GONE OFF THE RAILS. It's accompanied by pictures of Blake drinking, drunk, or clearly high on something that isn't life. He seems to be intimately accompanied by a different person in each picture. The most controversial photo shows him making out with someone in a dingy bar who bears a striking resemblance to a prominent young male actor, dark-haired and fine-boned, who is currently a hollywood darling, and has starred in several recent romantic comedies.]
Hey, bitch. This is officially a booty call. Want to finish up what we started? I'll buy you dinner if you insist on being classy.
I did not have sexual relations with any of those women. Seriously. No comment on the brunet, though. Don't pretend you wouldn't, ladies, if he was into pussy.