Doors

[Ronan & Dallas]

We're totally going out tonight!

My key doesn't work any longer.

I've tried the door I used to use. I tried everything on that floor. Hell, I tried every door in that building.

I can't get into any doors any longer.

[Locked to "Love Soup" Cupid]

Pardon my tardiness, but I wanted to say thank you for your gifts. I am enjoying them all immensely.

[Locked to Severus S.]

I've several new brands of tea. Would you care to come by for a cup?

[Locked to Alice L]

How goes the war?

[Public]

Quidditch is much different than I remember it.

Pretty box, Cupid.

[Locked to Gray de L.]

I got Thursday off. You said I could come see your big kitchen.

[Public.]

What put the dent in the mixer?

I don't believe I understand.

[As Grant E]

I feel like I'm missing something important with all of these posts.

Anyone want to bring the newcomer up to date?

[Public, as Callie N]

Remind me to never work a Super Bowl again.

Defense for the win!

[Lizzie K]

When do you want me to come by?

[Locked to Helga H]
Darjeeling? Earl Grey? What direction are we going in?

[Phone call to Grant E]

Ring, ring!

[ETA: Locked to Lizzie K]

My cousin wants to make us dinner.

[Posted as Caleb L, but written in a different hand.]

It turns the snow black, then a woman dies,
a puddle grows and a man lies.

The rich boy has it and the poor girl needs it,
and one or both of them can eat it.

who can answer me-my Riddle?

waiting for some fucker come to see Britney fucking Spears to die in the audience or something, send the fucking vultures on their way with a new story. the only shit in this that matters is if Sam's ok. fuck you with your popcorn shit.

some fucker in a dick car, the kind you get where the fuck behind the wheel don't know shit about upkeep, came in today to ask me about checking the fucking oil. not changing it. checking it. driving a $50 000 car and don't know shit about keeping it on the fucking road. almost as bad as the guy who came in two weeks back who rode a fucking Harley off the lot, custom shit and everything and came in crying like a pussy because he dropped it two hours after. what the fuck are we meant to do make it new again?

oh yeah. Marvel. she ain't coming fucking through yet.

Popcorn dot gif.

Seriously, if I had less of a conscience, I'd start taking bets on which member of Hatfields is going to hit which McCoy.

I still might.

Nope, nope, conscience.

As long as no one dies...

And in other news, Super Bowl. Seahawks vs Broncos.

[As Bruce B]

We need a rule where whoever is on that side of the door understands to never go through angry. In my case especially.

I know that i am in the minority, but I do love it when the holidays end and the term begins again.

[As "John J."]

Which television or movie programs do you feel are best to watch about human nature?

This is AWESOME!

( cut for self-portrait that she draws in her 'journal' that everyone can see )


Hi! I'm Lizzie.

[Public, as Elphaba T.]

[Angry frantic letters, tearing at the paper]

If I find out this is one of your tricks, wizard, I will hunt you down. I will chase you back into that ridiculous balloon and set fire to everything you care about. I WANT HIM BACK NOW.

[public; as haley k]

So, being one of the new kids around here, I figure I should probably introduce myself. Unless this is like high school where the teacher makes you talk about yourself and no one actually cares about what the geeky girl in glasses is talking about. Which is probably the case, actually. But I've come too far to go back now. Sooo I'll just keep going on the off-chance that someone is actually reading.

I'm Haley Kenealy. I'm 28 and I'm a video game designer. I'd been living out in California for the last ten years, but just got transferred to Vegas for my work. My great loves include video games, surfing tumblr, marathoning TV shows on netflix, chinese takeout, reading buzzfeed, and watching cute animal videos on you tube. If you like talking about Sci-Fi, Fantasy, gaming, or pop-culture in general, I'm your girl.

Also I have another person living in my brain. So there's that. What's up, Las Vegas?