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Jul. 8th, 2013


locked to march h, public

[march h]

You change your mind about fucking me yet?


Come clean. Who else declared today a day drinking holiday? I know you fuckers, don't lie to me.

Jun. 22nd, 2013


[Blake T]

[Locked to Blake T]
[After passing out drunkenly before any sandwiches could be delivered, and after talking to Toby and Jan.] Someone recommended bread.

Jun. 16th, 2013




[After a glass or two of whiskey.] Dont seem right, the whole world reminding folks of things they dont feel like remembering.

Jun. 12th, 2013


Public, Blake T

How is it that hospitals do not believe in spicing food at all? Disgusting. The coffee tastes like lukewarm tap water.

{Locked to Blake]
I need a huge favor.


[Phone Call: Blake T/March H]

[It's three in the morning. Do you know where your Blake is?]


May. 28th, 2013


[Blake T]

hey. you. I got a car in the garage that don't belong to me or I got 20 thou that don't. pick.

[Ford C]

you in jail yet?

[Sam A]

so where the hell you at now you ain't parked on the fucking couch at the garage playing fucking opera?


it really works, that whole 'tell me your sex stories' shit? people are fucking idiots.

game's going, 1K buy in. gotta play worth a damn but we got room for a couple more.

May. 24th, 2013


[march h]

i shouldn't i fucking

Hey. Still alive?

[ford c]

I had a weird fucking dream with you in it and I think it means we should definitely fuck sometime. I know you already said no but I'm just throwing it out there again.


I'm bored. Most embarrassing sex story, go. And don't tell me you threw up on some guy, everybody's heard that one. Dig deep, people.

May. 4th, 2013


Yep. Left unlocked.

March. whichever one of you fuckers is March.

Apr. 29th, 2013



If I say I'm bored will I also get entertainment gift baskets?

[And pause.]

Listen. Um... I forget what name you're using right now. But John's son, you know who you are. Your brother is in here starting to make up his own punchlines and you might need to call and say what's up. If you have ten seconds.


Public, Blake T

Do you ever have no idea what you are doing? I need something to do with my time. I also need a new personal assistant.

What have you been up to? I'm hopelessly bored.

Apr. 21st, 2013


[locked to faust]

rose said you were How are you faring, my friend?

Apr. 19th, 2013


Sam, Campbells, Public

[Left on Sam's desk at the garage, wrapped in the thin, shiny paper that is cheap. No note.]


still here?


luck's better in atlantic city and no damn voices through a door. would move if it wasn't fucking jersey.

Apr. 18th, 2013


[Snow White, Beast, Quasimodo]

[Locked to Snow White]
Have you ever been humbled, Snow?

[Locked to the Beast]
You don't need to come. I'm fine.

[Locked to Quasimodo]
Faust is sad.

Apr. 3rd, 2013


[aubrey r]

So I heard back from your ex about why he disappeared into a puff of smoke the other night. In other news, how're you? Recover sufficiently from that neon prostitute?

Mar. 27th, 2013


[public, Winnie O, Shailee T]

Emma W, are you ready for lesson two, or, like, have you decided to stick to being a cavelady? Bc, shit, girl, if that's the case, let me know so I can stop thinking about finding accessible, time-sensitive ways to explain and get back to my Rubik's Cubin'/Yugoslavin' (long 'a' there)/breakdancing (long 'a' there too).

Winnie O )

Shailee T )

Added in as an afterthought: Blake T )

Mar. 23rd, 2013


Sam A & Blake T

[After this]

[Sam A]

boss is in today. if I tell her you're showing your ass better be there.

[Blake T]

need to come by if you're still serious about the car. maybe you want to look at her first?

Mar. 22nd, 2013



Reruns of MacGyver. Yes.

Mar. 11th, 2013



Starting to think I'm in an abusive relationship with this hotel. Is there a three timer club I can join or what?

Mar. 8th, 2013


[march h, andrew p] [public]

[march h]

Hey there. How's the brain?

[andrew p]

You slide on over alright?


Christ yes. This calls for a celebration. I'm renting out the Opium Room at Tao. Lots of booze, bring your friends. If nothing gets broken, no one got trashed enough.



What, that's it?

[...] Talk about a fucking anticlimax. And now I have to pay for my booze again? Total bullshit.

[Text to Blake]

Look at that, you got your wish. I didn't even get to wear my rescue tights.

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