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Mar. 30th, 2013



vintage-section smelling library, constantly anxious, stuffy british guy whose glasses can never stay up the bridge of his nose, and vampires. come at me life... i've seen it all. except maybe werewolves... and unicorns. and... elves. okay, maybe haven't seen 'it all'. please bring mermaids.
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Being a PI does not mean I have a fedora or a trench coat. I'm not Bogie and I live in Vegas for a reason.

Just in case you were wondering, demented etch-a-sketch.

Feb. 16th, 2013


[ public; buffy's cursive. ]

[ If the book answers back, she figures, why can't it answer questions? ]

The Mayor?

Feb. 2nd, 2013


locked: paging winter hawk @ the natural history museum

[after this.]

[Paging Mr. Winter Hawk, Mr. Winter Hawk, you have a telephone call at the Front Desk... ]
... )

Feb. 1st, 2013


[ public ]

[scrawled swift, in sarcastic cursive. buffy's handwriting.]

Dear Diary,
Today, I finally decided to open creepy book.
Creepy book totally looks like a book,
title, but surprise.
Just blank...
This isn't a real book, even if it looks really booky.
And smells like that Inca mummy girl...
I'm writing in the creepy book right now, because books that have blank pages are usually diaries, but books that magically appear out of no where are usually an omen of ills to come. Sent by future recipients of one of my Hell of a right hook's.
So whatever you are, we're going to figure it out.
If you're a baddie with too much time on your hands?
Hunt you down.
And when we do? Let's just say you should be practicing the word,

Jan. 31st, 2013



okay voices are one thing but feelings cross the fucking line, I dont need his emo drama queen crap

How do i make it stop? i want

Jan. 5th, 2013



So this is a real thing, is it? Not some prank or some wickedly clever tablet device made to look like a book?

Well, game on, then, I guess.

Jan. 3rd, 2013


[ public ]

[penmanship like an accident at disneyland; a charming, cartoon mistake. ]

- eggs
- avocado
- guacamole
- carrots
- almonds
- snackimals (vanilla)

change car insurance
haunted history tour?