[the handwriting is small, elegant, and crisp, written in black ink.]
My dear people.
I must say that this is an entirely unexpected but delightfully different outcome than the one I was sure I was due for. I won't complain about the state of affairs, as they certainly are tolerable, at least in part. I knew time travel was possible, but parallel universes? Incredible! What wondrous things I can do with this!
But I've been rude - I haven't even introduced myself. While I doubt any of you will see my name in your newspapers, you will see my deeds, and you will absolutely feel the effects of my actions in good time. I would hate to disappoint anyone who recognizes me, or leave the impression that I am not a man of my word on those who don't.
- Acheron Hades
[the name is signed a little larger than the rest of the writing, and with a sharp flourish.]