March 2014




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Mar. 24th, 2014


[Public as The Joker]

Gee golly, no one told me that Arkham is offering crucifix massages now. I'm almost regretting not turning myself in.

Mar. 22nd, 2014


[Private to Harley Q.]

Oh, Harley? Would you mind giving little old me a ring when you get the chance? I know you're here, I read all about your shenanigans in the funny pages. [Number scrawled across in purple ink.]

Mar. 21st, 2014


[Laura K]

[After he failed to respond to this, having been through his door.]

Tell me you've done something fun, at least.
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Mar. 3rd, 2014


Poison Ivy, Joker

During this: [Locked to Poison Ivy]

red we gotta a PROBLEMMM

ETA: [Locked to Joker]
mr j?? ya there?



Beautiful day, isn't it?

Feb. 26th, 2014



[After this. Anon, and not Caleb's hand.]

Approximately how much common sense does it take to grasp the concept of not drinking candy from strangers?

Feb. 19th, 2014


just beating cupid., wren h., charlie g.

[During this.]

[locked to the just beating cupid.]

I need to talk to you. Now.

[After talking to Max.]

[call to wren h.]


[locked to charlie g.]


Feb. 18th, 2014



so I've got a bottle in front of me that could either knock me out or send me soaring, I'm taking bets. this is vegas, right? I've got a fifty-fifty of getting lucky.

with that and the killer kid working out in the back of my skull I'm five by five for crazy this month.

Feb. 14th, 2014



[After this.]

If you insist on mislabeling sarcasm and wit as a poor attitude, there's a pretty good chance that you're the worst kind of person.

Oh, but thanks. Even if I'm going to have a good cry over the lack of lasers in my head. (I'm still accepting donations of head-lasers, in case there's a beneficent billionaire reading this message.)

Feb. 13th, 2014



Is it considered cruel if you refuse to go through the door when they demand?



[Handwritten. As Felix L.]

A diverse group of people, all joined by a common thread. An exclusive group, if you will. On paper it provides the basis for quite an interesting study.

[Pause, the press of a pen.] Valentine's Day: is there middle ground between those who bemoan their loneliness and those who flaunt their relationships?

Feb. 3rd, 2014



[Locked to Joker]

A tank.

Jan. 31st, 2014


Caleb L

[Locked to Caleb L]

What happened to your leg?

Jan. 30th, 2014



[Posted as Caleb L, but written in a different hand.]

It turns the snow black, then a woman dies,
a puddle grows and a man lies.

The rich boy has it and the poor girl needs it,
and one or both of them can eat it.

who can answer me-my Riddle?

Jan. 28th, 2014



not for right now, but sooner or later

to do list:

  • make sure my will is solid - check with a lawyer.

  • pay all my bills for the next 2 months

  • square off my credit cards

  • fix up my car. no one will want it but my parents can trade it in so my sister can have something to drive before she's out of college.

  • mail will to appropriate parties

  • drive out to the middle of nowhere (bring: booze, drugs, shotgun, another copy of will just in case)

  • get out of the car so it's not a mess, leave the keys in an envelope taped to the windshield.

  • hike as far as i can get

  • bang, done.

i don't want anyone to have to deal with anything. especially not my parents & sister. i'd do it in summer so the animals would get me and whoever would maybe find the body would just see clean bones and not a fucking horror show.

did i miss anything? anyone else have plans?

Jan. 27th, 2014


[as Hatter]

time is being timely what a queer thing for it to do

Jan. 26th, 2014



I miss snow.

Jan. 25th, 2014



waiting for some fucker come to see Britney fucking Spears to die in the audience or something, send the fucking vultures on their way with a new story. the only shit in this that matters is if Sam's ok. fuck you with your popcorn shit.

some fucker in a dick car, the kind you get where the fuck behind the wheel don't know shit about upkeep, came in today to ask me about checking the fucking oil. not changing it. checking it. driving a $50 000 car and don't know shit about keeping it on the fucking road. almost as bad as the guy who came in two weeks back who rode a fucking Harley off the lot, custom shit and everything and came in crying like a pussy because he dropped it two hours after. what the fuck are we meant to do make it new again?

oh yeah. Marvel. she ain't coming fucking through yet.

Jan. 23rd, 2014



Popcorn dot gif.

Seriously, if I had less of a conscience, I'd start taking bets on which member of Hatfields is going to hit which McCoy.

I still might.

Nope, nope, conscience.

As long as no one dies...

And in other news, Super Bowl. Seahawks vs Broncos.

Jan. 8th, 2014



Anybody got exp with a psychopath?

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