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Apr. 13th, 2013



[Because he's drunk and horrified, and why not?]

Apparently this is the future of underwear. Who do I have to kill to avoid this? More importantly, I'm going to need an alibi.

Apr. 12th, 2013


Aubrey R, Public

[Locked to Aubrey R]

I need a paaaaaaaarty.



Mar. 25th, 2013



I've had enough of job interviews for the moment. I've been in Vegas way too long not to know where the most fun places are. I need some suggestions on what to do to entertain myself. I learn best by example, so it'd be better if you just told me what you yourself like to do around here.

Perhaps with pictures or smoke signals or bursting into song. Actually, no smoke signals. Where there's smoke, there's fire and I'm not explaining to your insurance company that you set your place ablaze trying to send me a smoke signal when the internet exists. They won't pay out, dudes. It's not worth it.

So, anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Mar. 15th, 2013



There is nothing more boring than the Mundane world.

Mar. 13th, 2013


Public ramblings

Best. Boyfriend. Ever.

I am lucky. LUCKY! I don't know how that happened, but I am off to travel, and he won't tell me other than I need a passport, which is possibly the coolest thing ever. I need to pack, finish expediting the passport, which means they need to hurry the fuck up. We have a plane to catch. For real. How is this real, says the guy who was just stuck in New York and Middle Earth, which was pretty cool.

Seriously, I'm renouncing my solo club days. I'm keeping my guitars, like always, but no need to get ripped every night. I mean, a little peyote is sweet. Combine it with a bottle of something, and we have a party.

I do need a passport, and a camera, and did anyone know digging for things is really cool?

I'm done babbling now. Did everyone survive the whole door switch thing?

Mar. 11th, 2013


Things I have learned about Vegas: theater kids should basically be abolished (note: not theater in the classic sense but theater kids who are wearing legwarmers and Cats t-shirts in the hall like Cats didn't stop being cool twenty years ago and talking really loudly about auditions like anyone wants to cast a seventeen year old unprofessional anything), you have decent bookstores, I have found no place that sells good tea.

Is there anything I'm missing? Or is that it?

Mar. 10th, 2013


[Lin A.]

[Text to Lin A.]
Yo shawty, it's not your birthday but we gonna party like it's your birthday.