March 2014




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Mar. 2nd, 2014


I don't know the fucker sleeping on my couch. where's red's knife when you need it?

Feb. 20th, 2014


[Public, as Colin K]

Music to listen to for inspiration. I need advice. Hit me. What do you go with?

Feb. 18th, 2014



so I've got a bottle in front of me that could either knock me out or send me soaring, I'm taking bets. this is vegas, right? I've got a fifty-fifty of getting lucky.

with that and the killer kid working out in the back of my skull I'm five by five for crazy this month.

Feb. 12th, 2014



[In the nice, familiar, I-am-SO-DRUNK-handwriting lean.]

I find the ineffability of God to be extremely worrisome. Given a subjective opinion, He either has an equally ineffable sense of humor, or none at all.

Feb. 7th, 2014



Dear resident of Turnberry who was playing their music loud as balls last night,

That's a move out of my playbook. Its how I got my cherished trophy for most hated neighbor. Go get your own tactics.

- TB



[Circa two am, top floor of Turnberry. LOUD]

At least it's classic? )

Jan. 31st, 2014


[Red Riding Hood]

[Locked to Red Riding Hood]

Red Riding Hood like the fairy tale?

Jan. 28th, 2014


which came first the melancholy or the key to the hotel?

if it’s the initiation ritual

I sit here
drunk now.
I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
as any other
I have gotten
from there to
without committing murder
or being
having ended up in the

Jan. 23rd, 2014


[As Prince Charming, handwriting elegant and fast and excited.]

I take every bad thing I've said about this situation back. It's worth anything to see my castle again.

Jan. 19th, 2014



someone's been shot? what kind of place is this, get a book and free with purchase, nathuram godse?

Dec. 31st, 2013


[public, as Shane A]

what the fuck

Dec. 30th, 2013


Where are the village fires? The snow is thicker than ever it has been.

Dec. 29th, 2013



You people need to work on your definition of 'party'.

Dec. 27th, 2013


I missed a party. This thing comes with regular invites to parties?

Jul. 30th, 2013


Do they often bring things with them? Maybe if you got say, Red Riding Hood's wolf, you get a hankering for blood and meat?


Are You Was he talking about you?


Y'all doing okay?


Good lu [Nothing written]

Jul. 26th, 2013


I suppose there's no way at all of forcing a 'switch'? Hostile takeover being unlikely. I've enjoyed all manner of experiences but when you've seen one strip club, you've seen them all. The person in Vegas seems to disagree.

Jun. 26th, 2013


Evangeline Sablier's google search history:

Why won't my baby stop crying?
Why does my baby hate sleep?
Why does my baby hate it when I'm happy?
Why does my baby only want to sleep if I'm driving around the block?
Why does my baby not want to sleep if I'm in the passenger seat and my boyfriend is driving?*
Why does my baby like to watch me navigate left hand turns at 4 in the morning?
Sailor Moon fan fiction

*I maintain it is because we all know I'm the better driver.

Jun. 3rd, 2013



[It's been a while since she spent much time on the fairy tale side of the door. Her sudden words are a mess, uneven ink, dirt and a single smear of red at the corner of the page.]

There are men in the woods.

May. 29th, 2013



[A hesitant hand. Inelegant strokes, with oddly shaped letters.]

More witchery?

May. 15th, 2013



No one ever told you that not only do unborn babies eat all your food but they soak up all your brain cells too. The minute this child is born she better tell me where my keys are.

[Wren H]

I got kicked out of pregnancy yoga again! I started a coup!

[Will L]

Call the air conditioner guy. It's still too hot in here, there's something wrong with it.

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