Doors

[Phone call to Holly G]

Ring.

[Public]

While I appreciate the hotel-warming present in the form of a free tablet, even I might find it a bit of a stretch to think I've attracted a secret admirer in the twelve and a half hours I've been here. Not to mention the fact that the presence of strangers babbling about marigolds and enchanted forests and Christmas presents leaves a bit to be desired in the way of sanity and coherence. Is this, like, a support forum for the mentally deficient? Because that's really going to detract from my enjoyment of the tablet, even if it did come with Temple Run 2 installed.


Finally, minor detail, there seems to be a man in my head. Is this something that can be fixed with a liberal dosage of Xanax?

Would you call this bit of...I don't know if it's technology or magic or what the fuck. This bit of a thing more of a weird "I have a voice in my head" version of facebook or a blogging site? Or maybe some sort of newsletter? "Newsflash: Girl freshly arrived in Las Vegas develops headaches and a snarky British voice in her head. May or may not be going insane."

Personally, I'd like the classified sections. Are there any sort of discounts or new-hire priorities for having a voice in your head?