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Apr. 18th, 2013


[Seven M]

[Call to Seven M, immediately following this]


Oct. 28th, 2012


public, as Lin A.

I call dibs on Charlie Chaplin.

Oct. 23rd, 2012


public, as Lin A.

I've got a new routine. For anyone who wants to join me, the video is below.

Public )

Oct. 21st, 2012



So there are people who didn't get to enjoy some anonymous action at the party? How unfortunate. Only now am I informed that some lucky individuals were getting eaten and dismembered - and here I was, thinking that everyone else got to have as much fun as I did. Now I just feel like a dick.

Seriously, though. Are we sure someone didn't just slip bath salts in the punch?

Oct. 20th, 2012


[Locked to Lin A]

Still in one piece? Mentally and/or physically.

Oct. 19th, 2012


Aubrey R., Louis/Loki

[Locked to Aubrey R.]

You. Me. Tequila.

[Locked to Louis/Loki]

Just tell me if you're all right.

Oct. 8th, 2012


[Locked to Lin A]

Please tell me you'll come over for Thanksgiving dinner at my place tonight, so that I don't have to spend it with my mother.

Oct. 4th, 2012


I need to find the names of a good Vietnamese restaurant, an excellent men's tailor and a discreet rehabilitation clinic by noon.

I would very much welcome suggestions.

Oct. 3rd, 2012



This is probably going to be the gayest thing I've ever said, but nothing takes care of a hangover like a bloody mary and a Tyra marathon.

Oct. 2nd, 2012


public, as Lin A.

Who knew the extinction of hundreds of species could be so adorable and still so ominous at the same time? Videos like this are an ADD archaeologist's dream.

Video below the cut. )

Oct. 1st, 2012


[After spotting this exchange, which is just about his worst nightmare.]

Locked to exclude Lin A. and Elise D.

If anyone would like to join me and have their drinks comped, I will be ingesting all the tequila that the strip has to offer.

Bonus points if you enjoy karaoke. Extra bonus points if you bring friends.

Sep. 24th, 2012


[Locked to Kitane Z]

[After a long couple of days spent staring at the box in abject horror.]

Sweetheart. Honey. Hi. Please tell me you sent me that package by mistake.

When have I ever given you any indication that I wanted or needed a clear thon


text to Aubrey R.

Yo. Are you awake? And if you'e awake, are you sober? If you're asleep, please ignore this message.

Sep. 22nd, 2012


[Delivery for Aubrey R.]

[A small, plain, non descript package arrives for Aubrey at work. It makes no noise. Inside is a single pair of these (NSFW) along with a note from Kitane that reads:

For your next date!]

Sep. 17th, 2012


[Locked to Lin A]

[Because he doesn't work tomorrow and maybe he's had a bottle of wine and also why not.]

Lin. Does this picture make me look fat?

Or is it more the fact that I am trying to consume a small infant that makes me look fat?

Serious inquiries only, please.

Sep. 16th, 2012


So, the other night, I was quite the arse, and I said a lot of things that I really didn't mean to someone who didn't deserve it, and it was public. For that I am sorry for those subject to that tirade of epic proportions. It will not happen again, and life seems sorted. Don't judge too harshly. I have more than enough to make up for.

Thus ends the public service announcement.

(ooc: second O in too corrected for Lin, the grammar Nazi. :D)

Sep. 15th, 2012


phone call to Aubrey R. from an unknown number

[Lin is in a colleague's lab, a box of books balanced on the counter in front of him. Slightly hungover though he is, he decides he's going to do this. He picks up the phone, looks at it, then proceeds to dial Aubrey's cell number. He waits on the line as it rings.]


text to Aubrey R.

For the record, I'm not giving you $1,000.

Sep. 14th, 2012


I need a drink, or one of those clubs with lots of drinks, or maybe a card table with loads of free drinks for people with money to burn, or strip billiards. If its good for one royal, why not?

Who's up for that?

Sep. 13th, 2012



[As Aubrey R.]

I swear to god, if I have to give one more interview about this bullshit with Prince Harry playing strip billiards at our hotel, I am going to strangle someone. He's twenty-seven and he's got money falling out of his ass. Exactly what else would they expect him to do in this town, of all places?

[Theo W.]

Haven't seen you around too much lately, boss. Enjoying getting some regular action?

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