Doors

[After this.]

[Phone call: Kieran F/Felicia F]

ring ring

There is nothing like waking up on a strange couch.

[Text to Felicia F.]
Hey, can you come by and sign some purchase authorizations? You're running dangerously low on lube and oil.

[Text to Amy F., Kieran F.]

Surprise! I'm in town.

[Public]

Man, I can't believe I missed this weird drug party everyone is talking about. I haven't been invited to one since the whole fountain o' jelly beans incident. I said I was sorry okay.

[Private to Felicia F.]

See, I'm trying really hard to imagine you meshing with the Las Vegas scene and it's just not working.

[Private to Kieran F.]

Hey, klutz. This is starting to feel like a family reunion, no?

[Text to Bailey]

HEYO GURL.

[Locked to Avengers+]

Does anyone know doctors who don't ask questions on the Vegas side? I don't have enough time to get patched up in New York, and my girl would rather not explain her injuries at work.

[Ten minutes receiving Felicia's response, once she's crossed over]

[Phonecall to Adam Westerhouse's clinic]

Ring, ring

During this

[Text: Felicia F/Kieran F]

Medical emergency. Meet me at Caesar's. Now.

[Locked to Shailee T]
I'll trade you the badass in your head for the swooning damsel in mine. Barring that, I found an actual, living, thirty-year-old virgin that needs corrupting. It's like finding a unicorn or something.

[Locked to Kieran F]
Does the murse handle torch burns? Or is that out of his league?

[Phone call to Kieran Fulton]

[Ring, ring]

[Private to MK]

Going to the hotel. Bringing a male nurse who looks like he could beat up someone if need be.

Gotta love holidays at a hospital. Even the minor ones. Maybe especially the minor ones. Keeps you on your toes.

A word of advice to, well, everyone. If you're planning on testing someone's sense of humor, make sure they have one first. Or at least stay out of arm's reach.