[Written in a wobbly hand
Who would care to explain this sorcery? Mind you, I have no complaints.
I have my freedom, and that is a thing I have not tasted in some time.
Like a good ale or a virgin girl, I do not believe that I could ever get enough.[Locked to Henry J.]
Try not to be alarmed when you come around.
It will be better for us both if you do not fight.