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Jun. 24th, 2012



If you see my pictures in the papers for getting into a fight, know that it's because this group of Italian assholes had it coming.

Go England.

Jun. 19th, 2012


I don't understand this place. It is wealthy, but it is full of complete filth. It's so bloody hot out, and someone was nearly sick all over me. I need a shower.

May. 28th, 2012



Clarify something for me, if you will.

Wouldn't the more apt function of these communal journals be an opportunity to set forth solutions rather than lamenting the repressed psychoses of our inner children? I get it, I do. You're all Germanic noble savages worshiping thunder deities and masticating horse meat, when you're not busy raising the dead. Or so I hear. Coincidentally, you could suspect why I refrained from using the traditional term Viking, which is actually of a feminine tense from which the masculine vikingr is easily derived but also easily overlooked.

To set things back on course, I have a question to steer us in the right direction from hence forth. What is the best screenplay adaption of a musical? Think carefully, there is only one correct answer.

May. 23rd, 2012


[Public: Ezra Bell]

I overheard someone in a nice suit at the Wynn talking about how they've got to book the dragon next year. But, next time more Kanye.

Congrats, Avengers. You're tourist meat.

May. 16th, 2012


Why is it so hard to find a real cup of tea in this town?

May. 7th, 2012


Public Service Announcement: Characters In General

[Attention all in Las Vegas]

We at The Wynn Las Vegas will be hosting a concierge contest that will be starting on Thursday, May 10 at midnight and will run until Thursday, May 17 at midnight. This event is open to both guests and potential guests of The Wynn in honor of Mother's Day.

The rules are as follows:
(1) Each guest, or potential guest, can request up to three extreme favors of the concierges during this time at The Wynn. This can be anything such as: concert tickets, dinner or lunch reservations, arranged tours of Las Vegas or surrounding areas, guided entrance to local casinos, and much more. The guests, and potential guests, must inform the concierge who is being entered into this contest and why they think that their mother should deserve to win.
(2) Each potential guest who enters in the contest and does not win a prize is welcomed to stay at The Wynn for (1) free weeknight stay, with full compliments of the hotel.
(3) Each guest who enters and does not win will also receive a free weeknight stay, valid for up to one year from May 17.
(4) The contest will conclude May 17 at The Wynn with a buffet dinner and surprise special guest star performer. The buffet dinner will cost $50 for entry. This includes unlimited food and drinks as well as the entertainment for the evening.

For further information, please contact Leonard Drury at or visit me at the concierge desk at The Wynn. I look forward to your requests!

Apr. 25th, 2012


What is a PetSmart? When I adopted my kitten today, they gave me this gift card for there. Is this like a school for pets? We do not have such things in Monaco.

Apr. 12th, 2012



[Public, as Hermione G]

I take back every time I wished for the castle to be empty.  It's quite odd.  I am, however, taking advantage of Madame Pince being otherwise occupied.  Harry? Ron? Any good familiar faces out there?

Apr. 9th, 2012



[OOC: Giving credit where credit is due]

weit the titanic was reel? i thot it was jst a moovie.



Is there some sort of American tradition that on Easter Sunday, one goes streaking?

Because I just saw some one run fully nude through the lobby of the Wynn when I was coming back from dinner.

However, he had not risen.

Apr. 8th, 2012


[public], theo w.

Next year I might have to seek out some fellow Jews for Passover. This is the first year I've not celebrated in a long time. I have to say, I missed Seder. If anyone finds themselves with a strong hankering for four cups of wine and matzo next year, let me know.

[Locked: Kit V-A/Theo W]

You, sir, are far too thoughtful a person. Thank you.

Apr. 4th, 2012


Boredom is the curse of the idle and wealthy.

So I have decided to take up a patronage. Any suggestions for what is the greatest cause in Las Vegas?

Apr. 2nd, 2012


[public entry, posted by Leonard]

Everything here is as I expected, and then some. Las Vegas is quite a thrilling city. Certainly there seems to be a boundless amount of things to be done. More so, working at The Wynn seems to be quite challenging. However, it's certainly more enjoyable than the fate awaiting me at home.

I'm ahead of myself though, so it would seem. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Leonard Drury, the newest concierge at The Wynn.

Apr. 1st, 2012



Tryst or Pure?

Which is the better venue?


public, kellan z., meredith j.


I suppose this would count as the calm after the storm. Boring Everyone's largely recovered from the masquerade, I hope? Tell me all your stories, peonsWait your turn, please

[Call to Kellan Z., from an untraceable number.]


[Locked to Meredith J.]

How's Vegas treating you so far?

Mar. 31st, 2012


I never thought I would say Las Vegas is boring.

Someone should entertain me.

Mar. 28th, 2012


[Public:: As Pansy]

[Written in a very precise script with a quill pen]

Lovely, I'm stuck in the head of a mudblood muggle

Mar. 22nd, 2012


I've heard Bali is a good place to move to to write a book.


Mar. 21st, 2012



[From Jonathan C., the evening after this]

[His writing is very precise, clean and small, written with in fine point black ink]

I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that those of you stuck in Las Vegas are lacking in a certain amount of... class.

Mar. 20th, 2012


Reading this journal has turned me into quite the voyeur. Your lives seem so fascinating and yet so normal.

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